HFWF: The Reboot
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The weather is bad so I think I’ll have an ep up tonight since tomorrow and thursday are study and gym days lol
Just keep that god damned monkey away from me.
The Gongshow
Fire JBB
Fro
Cheatin on CBJ w TBL
Natey
GOATS
- Aug 2, 2005
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HFWF WEEKLY 12
- Highlight package of last week's show with The Outcasts laying out Fro after SeidoN won the right to go to Night to Remember.
MATCH 1 -- @Fro vs. @Natey -- Non-Title
-- The Outcasts aren't at ringside with Natey for this one. Lock up attempt, but Natey immediately pushes Fro off and goes after the back. This starts his control as Natey doesn't even give Fro a moment to breathe without pouncing on Fro and his back. Natey is laying into Fro with clubbing blows and jumping double foot stomps. Natey gets cocky and arrogant and toys with Fro, but Fro is a veteran and he finds an opening. Fro gets punches in and Natey dodges one and attempts a running attack, but Fro uses his strength to lift Natey up over his head and FRO TOSSES NATEY OVER THE TOP ROPE, TO THE FLOOR, AND NATEY BOUNCES CHEST FIRST OFF THE STEEL GUARDRAIL!
-- Fro takes the action to the floor and this time he decides to give Natey a taste of what Fro's been going through: Fro rams Natey back first into the ring apron and guardrail back and forth and then Fro drops Natey on the floor with a spinebuster. Fro rolls Natey into the ring and knee drops the back of Natey. Fro goes for a short-arm clothesline, but Natey blocks it and goes for Bladerunner, but Fro spins out of it, but Natey immediately follows up with a kick to the back of Fro. Natey gets some fast pace offense in on Fro before slowing down the pace and controlling Fro on the mat, targeting the back. Natey continues the onslaught and gets cocky again, but learned his lesson to not give Fro too much space. Natey sets Fro up on the top turnbuckle and he attempts a superplex, but Fro blocks it. Fro slides down between Natey's legs, AND FRO PLANTS NATEY WITH A RUNNING SITOUT POWERBOMB! PINFALL, BUT NATEY KICKS OUT!
-- Fro senses the end is near. He pulls Natey up and hits him with a short-arm clothesline (RAINMAKERRRRRR). Fro pulls him up again and hits him with another. He goes for the trifecta, but NATEY DODGES AND RESPONDS WITH A BICYCLE HIGH KNEE! Natey hits a second knee and Fro is down on a knee now. Natey off the ropes and he plants Fro on his face in the middle of the ring with a short hurricanrana. Natey pulls Fro up... SAITO SUPLEX! FRO REBOUNDS UP TO HIS FEET AND STAGGERS OFF THE ROPES... AND HE REBOUNDS BACK TO NATEY AND HITS HIM WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL SO HARD THAT MAKES NATEY DO A BACK FLIP BEFORE HITTING THE MAT! The fans pop HUGE for that burst of offense and chant "this is awesome." Fro slowly gets up and he pulls Natey up... SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE AGAIN! Fro pulls Natey up and he's looking for the Fisherman's Suplex, but Natey is blocking it. Natey clobbers the back of Fro... AND NATEY SPINS IT INTO A FISHERMAN'S NECKBREAKER OF HIS OWN! HUGE POP FOR THE REVERSAL, PIN FALL... KICK OUT BY THE CHAMPION AT 2.9! Fro looks shocked at the fight Natey is giving him. Natey pulls Fro up and looks for Bladerunner, but Fro pushes him off. Natey charges back and eats a dropkick! Fro quickly pulls Natey up, short-arm clothesline... AND NOW FRO HITS THE FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX! FRO takes no chances... FRO HITS A SECOND FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX AND BRIDGES INTO THE PIN... AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE WIN!
Result: Fro def. Natey @ 15:00.
Post-match: Fro gets up and poses with the HFWF Title, but immediately, @Serac @SeidoN and @Mitchy run down and they jump Fro! The Outcasts put a 3-on-1 attack while Natey recovers in the corner. Natey pops up and NATEY HITS BLADERUNNER ON FRO! SERAC LOCKS IN A HEEL HOOK... AND MITCHY HITS FRO WITH A CURB STOMP WHILE SERAC STILL HAS THE HEEL HOOK LOCKED IN! SeidoN picks Fro up... AND DROPS HIM WITH A BRAINBUSTER! SeidoN, Mitchy, Serac and Natey stand tall over Fro to end the segment, SeidoN once again holding up the HFWF World Title while standing over Fro to major heat.
VIGNETTE - @Cor and @Chytil are shown in a field. Cor tells Chytil a lot of people have been talking trash about them and saying they aren't real stars and they're a bunch of nobodies. Cor says they can't be talking about him, so right now, Cor is going to help Chytil make a name for himself! Cor gives Chytil instructions and says they're going to use the rope to climb up and get over the wall. They succeed when they get to the other side. Chytil says he's ready and gets on his mark and looks ready to climb, but Cor stops him. Cor says he's forgetting one major thing. Cor pulls a bottle of baby oil out of his bag and starts lathering it all over Chytil. Chytil is apprehensive, and says he loves having Cor rub his body, but wouldn't it be a detriment to have all that oil on him for this task? Cor tells him to never pass up an opportunity to have baby oil on him, and NEVER pass up an opportunity to have Cor lather up his body. Cor puts all the oil on Chytil and lathers him up. Cor says he's going to go first to show Chytil how it's done. Cor EASILY climbs up the rope and clears the height of the wall, getting to the other side. Cor yells at Chytil to do the same. Chytil starts climbing, but he's struggling to get up because of the oil. Chytil struggles, but finally, thanks to Cor's cheering from the other side, Chytil pokes his head over the wall and tries to scale over it, but he's slipping due to the oil. Chytil continues to struggle as Cor's cheering turns into yelling, "COME ON! COME ON! COME TO ME! COME TO ME! COME BE WITH ME! I'LL LATHER YOU UP ON THIS SIDE!" Chytil is still struggling and Cor is getting impatient now, yelling, "I NEED YOU OVER THAT WALL! I NEED YOU TO GET OVER! HOW ARE WE GOING TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF YOU CAN'T GET OVER?" Chytil yells out, "I'M TRYING TO GET OVER!" Chytil gets a foot up on the wall and yells, "I'M GETTING OVER!" Cor is like a proud father, "YOU'RE GETTING OVER! GET OVER!" But Chytil slips and he falls down to the grass below him. Cor yells out and runs around to the first side. Cor tells Chytil he didn't get over, and Chytil looks like he's about to cry and apologizes. Cor cradles Chytil's head in his arms and says they have work to do if they're going to gun for the tag titles. Fans live were laughing when the feed came back.
MATCH 2 -- @OmniSens vs. @Falco Lombardi
-- Omni looks in no mood as he slaps around Falco. Omni powers Falco to the corner and throws him across the ring. Omni does this repeatedly and slaps Falco around some more. Falco has enough and fights back, hitting back kicks to the gut and planting Omni with a short DDT from Omni's knees. Falco with a jumping elbow drop. Omni staggers up and Falco runs off the ropes and hits an X-Factor. Falco climbs up top and looks for an elbow drop, but Omni rolls out of the way. Omni pops up and looks for a flying clothesline, but Falco dodges. He runs off the ropes and hits a flying clothesline on Omni. Falco hits another one and looks for a third, but Omni catches him out of mid-air and drops him with a spinebuster. Omni with an elbow drop. Omni pulls Falco up for a Rock Bottom, but Falco locks in a front facelock guillotine. Omni powers out after a struggle and flips Falco WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX THROW INTO THE CORNER! Falco lands on the top of his head. Omni picks Falco up and he plants him with a Rock Bottom and Omni picks up the win in a match where Omni got more than he bargained for for sure.
Result: OmniSens def. Falco Lombardi @ 5:00.
Post-match: Omni has a microphone. OmniSens calls out his tag team partner, but more importantly, his friend @Phobia Catalyst to the ring right now. OmniSens says he wants answers. After a long pause, Omni gets antsy and he starts berating AC, calling him an ungrateful piece of trash who bit the ear of his friend who came out to will him on to victory, which is more than Omni can say for AC's piece of trash ass who hid out in the rafters while he was fighting Jbell. Suddenly, Legendary AC makes his way out and looks to be completely normal. AC enters the ring and he tries calming Omni down. Legendary AC grabs the microphone and after a pause, he says, "I'm sorry." In the background, Falco Lombardi is getting up, AND LEGENDARY AC PLANTS FALCO LOMBARDI WITH ANGEL'S WINGS! AC gets back in Omni's face and he says off mic that he's truly sorry and he knows Omni is just looking out for him. No mic in hand, the cameras pick up AC saying he hasn't been in the right frame of mind lately and he's been keeping Omni in the dark, but he's truly sorry. AC extends his hand, and Omni shakes it. AC then pulls Omni in for a hug and the fans are applauding this genuine moment... BUT LEGENDARY AC TURNS HIS HEAD AND HE STARTS BITING OMNI'S EAR AGAIN! The fans don't know what to make of his as AC grounds Omni and tries biting his ear. Omni gets loose for a second and finds an opening and OMNI CLOCKS AC IN THE FACE WITH A HUGE RIGHT! AC falls through the middle rope and to the floor. AC runs up the ramp, not even looking back into the ring as he holds his jaw. OmniSens holds his ear in the ring as the cameras catch him calling AC a "son of a bitch."
VIDEO PACKAGE - A video package for @jbell886 and his run in HFWF is shown. When we come back, we see @Dr Pepper backstage in a dark area watching the video. He looks wide eyed and intrigued.
VIGNETTE - @Disclose @PeterSidorkiewicz and @Brudda are shown in their house. Stash the Monkey is eating a banana while wearing his vest, PeterSidorkiewicz is eating a plate full of at least 15 waffles in a huge tower, and... Brudda is petting a frog??? Stash the Monkey is trying to feed the frog a banana, but the frog is stoic as Brudda is talking to the frog like it's a baby. The monkey doesn't look too happy and throws pieces of banana at Brudda. PeterSidorkiewicz talks in between his chewing and says this is what RENT MONEY gets you. A monkey, a frog, lots of waffles. Disclose says they could have had even more rent money if it weren't for those damn Penguin Wrecking Crew pieces of shit. He says @ColePens @Scandale du Jour @UnrealMachine and @KIRK are all pieces of shit. Disclose still claims ColePens kept the money he threw at him when asking him to dance in the ring, and even worse, the PWC made them lose WarGames. That would have been bonus cheques! Bonus rent money! BUT NO, THEY HAVE TO GO AND RUIN IT. Disclose says he wants just one thing. He tells the camera to look at the plate of waffles in front of PeterSidorkiewicz. When the camera cuts to Peter, all the waffles are gone. He somehow ate 15 waffles in less than 2 minutes, and he's now leaning back in his chair. The cameraman asks "what waffles?" Disclose says "THEY'RE GONE! AND THAT'S WHAT WE WANT THE PENGUINS WRECKING CREW TO BE. GONE. WE WANT THEM GONE. WE WANT THEIR MONEY AND WE WANT THEM GONE!" The monkey in the background starts letting out loud noises and pumping his fists in the air, so Disclose starts pumping his fist and gyrating. The monkey tilts his head as he looks as Disclose gyrating and the monkey shakes his head and turns his back to Disclose. Disclose says Stash KNOWS that the PWC has cost them victories, cost them WarGames and cost them more rent money, and he wants them gone! Tenants with a Room want them gone! Suddenly, A KNOCK is heard on the door. Disclose, Brudda and Peter look confused. The monkey goes to the door and uses a custom contraption that the TWR built for him, so the MONKEY answers the door. IT'S @UnrealMachine @Scandale du Jour AND @KIRK AT THE DOOR! KIRK sees that the monkey answered the door and he jumps into UnrealMachine's arms! Disclose yells NO TRESPASSING as the monkey starts screaming and throwing pieces of banana at KIRK, who's still in UnrealMachine's arms. BRUDDA runs and shuts the door and the two stables are yelling at each other through the door. PeterSidorkiewicz says they want to fight but Disclose says they aren't ruining his house! KIRK yells that their house looks like trash and that @ColePens could buy this whole house right now and evict them! No response from Tenants with a Room. KIRK gets cocky, yelling they know they can't say or do anything because the PWC are better looking, they have more money, they're higher class, they're just plain better. Meanwhile, Disclose is opening up the backdoor and Stash the Monkey runs out the backdoor with a banana, and the cameraman follows to see STASH THE MONKEY CHASING KIRK NOW, WHO GOT CONFIDENT WHEN BRUDDA SHUT THE DOOR. KIRK LETS OUT A HIGH-PITCHED YELP AS HE RUNS DOWN THE STREET WITH THE MONKEY CHASING HIM THE ENTIRE WAY, THROWING PIECES OF BANANA AND TRYING TO SPIT AT HIM. Scandale and UnrealMachine are in a state of shock. They have nothing else to say other than they're going to get their hands on "these dirty bums."
INTERVIEW - Dash Wilder and Scott Dawson, #FTR are interviewed. They are appalled at the actions of @Cor and @Chytil and say this is why they're in the HFWF. They're top guys here to do top guy things and win the HFWF Tag Titles and they're going to do the wrestling world a favour in doing so because then it means Cor and Chytil will NEVER tarnish those tag team championships. They put the tag champs after tonight on notice, no matter who's holding the titles.
LOCKER ROOM - @ColePens is shown. Suddenly, @The Gongshow barges in and gets in Cole's face. The two men begin arguing over who cost who the fatal four way match last week. The Gongshow says ColePens is nothing but an old man trying to cling onto the past but it's a young man's game now and Gongshow won't hesitate to drop him AGAIN. ColePens calls Gongshow a disrespectful punk. He tells Gong to look around his locker room. He says his gear, his clothing, his boots, the chair he's sitting on, his watch, they cost more than anything Gongshow could ever dream to own. ColePens puts his Rolex in Gongshow's face and asks him what time it is. Cole says it's time to make money, and it's time to fry bigger fish than some punk like Gongshow who thinks he's better than he actually is. He says Gongshow should be honoured to have shared the ring with him last week, but that smug son of a bitch cost him his opportunity. ColePens tells Gong to get out of his locker room cause he's stinking it up of that smell of BEING BROKE, and Gongshow shoves ColePens, AND GONGSHOW AND COLEPENS ARE NOW BRAWLING IN THE LOCKER ROOM! They roll around until security and agents separate them and haul Gongshow out of the locker room.
HYPE -- @Fro vs. @Serac NEXT WEEK! Also, @Phobia Catalyst vs. @Falco Lombardi ! MCG returns next week!
MATCH 3 -- @Virtanen18 & @Pinkfloyd (c) vs. @Paris in Flames & @BonMorrison -- Steel Cage Match for the HFWF Tag Titles
-- The two teams start to brawl immediately, but Pink and Virtanen are clearly selling from last week's assault. Bon and Paris are throwing Pink and Virtanen into each other and when they bounce back, Paris and Bon German suplex Virtanen and Pink into the cage walls! Bon and Paris taunt and pose for the crowd to boos, they mock "TEAMWORK" and then approach the door to exit, but Virtanen grabs onto their feet. Paris and Bon double team Virtanen with repeated blows. They corner him, hit double team strikes and then double hip toss him out of the corner, but Virtanen lands on his feet! VIRTANEN RUNS TO THE CORNER AND CLIMBS UP TOP, AND HE JUMPS BACK AND HITS A CROSSBODY ON BON AND PARIS!
-- Virt helps Pink up, and Pink now hits a fist drop from the second turnbuckle on Paris. Virt and Pink lift Bon up and drop him with an assisted powerbomb RIGHT ON TOP OF PARIS! Pinkfloyd climbs up to the top rope and he goes for a splash on both men, BUT BON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND PINKFLOYD SPLASHES PARIS IN FLAMES! Virtanen and Pink get the crowd hot and chant "TEAMWORK!" Virt and Pink start climbing up the cage together. They each have one leg on the top, but BonMorrison climbs up and he's stopping both of them. Bon pulls Virt down and they're standing on the top rope and exchanging blows. Pink is punching Bon from the top as he straddles the top, ready to jump down when Virt can join him up top too. Paris in Flames is up now though and he's on the top rope and he's attacking Virtanen with Bon. Bon is punching away at Pink, and elbowing Virtanen while Paris is wearing away at Virt. PARIS SLAMS VIRTANEN FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE! PARIS DOES IT AGAIN! Pink grabs Bon by the hair, but Bon grabs Pink's head and slams him face first on the top of the steel cage.
-- Still on the ropes and on top, Paris sets up Virtanen for a super side Russian leg sweep off the top, and Bon gets in on it too to make it a double! Pinkfloyd holds Bon's arm to stop the double team move, but Bon POKES PINKFLOYD IN THE EYE! BonMorrison now grabs Pinkfloyd... AND BONMORRISON HAS HIM IN A SUPERPLEX POSITION. BONMORRISON AND PARIS IN FLAMES HAVE VIRTANEN IN A DOUBLE SUPER RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP OFF THE TOP ROPE WHILE BON ALSO HAS PINKFLOYD IN A SUPER DUPER PLEX POSITION OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE... AND BON AND PARIS FALL BACK AND THEY PLANT BOTH, VIRTANEN AND PINKFLOYD WITH VICIOUS MOVES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND OFF THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE! HUGE POP FOR THE HUGE SPOT AS ALL FOUR MEN ARE DOWN!
-- After a pause to sell, a dramatic crawl to the door begins as Bon gets Paris' attention and they start the crawl. They crawl slowly to the door, but suddenly get stopped. Virtanen is somehow aware and he's latching onto both their boots. They kick him off and crawl forward, but Virtanen follows and grabs their boots again. Virtanen is holding on with all he can, and now Pinkfloyd is just barely aware and he's grabbing their boots too. Virtanen gets a burst and he gets up, grabs the open door, and VIRTANEN SLAMS THE OPEN DOOR SHUT INTO THE FACES OF BON AND PARIS! Virtanen sells against the ropes. He sees BonMorrison on one knee, so Virtanen charges AND VIRT HITS BON WITH A RUNNING KNEE LIFT TO THE FACE! BON STAGGERS UP, AND SUDDENLY PINKFLOYD IS UP, AND PINK DROPS HIM WITH A HUGE PILEDRIVER TO A BIG POP! Pinkfloyd gets up slowly, but PARIS IN FLAMES SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND ATTEMPTS A SPRINGBOARD DDT ON PINK, BUT PINK CATCHES HIM... VIRTANEN HELPS PINK LIFT PARIS UP INTO A SUPLEX, AND THEN PINK DROPS THE LEGS OF PARIS ON VIRTANEN'S SHOULDERS, THEY LOOK FOR A MAGIC KILLER, BUT PARIS FIGHTS OUT! Paris kicks Virtanen back against the corner and Paris hits a back kick on Pink... AND PARIS PLANTS PINKFLOYD WITH A LEG TRAP SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! Paris pops up and hits a running knee attack into the chest of Virtanen in the corner. Paris pulls Virtanen out and twists the arm, and then Paris runs up to the top turnbuckle and scales the ropes, and PARIS PLANTS VIRTANEN WITH A TORNADO DDT! "This is awesome" chant breaks out as Paris is slow to get to this feet. Paris approaches the door, but Pink is holding onto his foot. Pinkfloyd is just barely getting a grasp as Paris is now stomping away at Pinkfloyd's fingers. Paris is angry and he picks Pinkfloyd up and attempts a tornado DDT, but Pinkfloyd throws Paris off AND PINKFLOYD DROPS PARIS ON TOP OF BONMORRISON! Pinkfloyd pulls Paris in Flames up AND PINKFLOYD PLANTS PARIS ON HIS HEAD WITH A PILEDRIVER! Big pop from the crowd now as Pinkfloyd pulls himself up and Pinkfloyd helps up Virtanen. Pinkfloyd guides Virtanen to the ropes and they start climbing the cage as Bon and Paris are a bit too close to the door. Virtanen and Pinkfloyd slowly start to climb the cage. Pink and Virtanen are at the top of the cage, but suddenly...
-- THE OUTCASTS MUSIC HITS! @Serac @Mitchy and @Natey make their way out and down the ramp and they're standing on the floor on the side Pink and Virtanen are on top of the cage. Virtanen and Pinkfloyd stand up on the top now and contemplate going outside to The Outcasts, or jumping on top of Paris and Bon. Virtanen and Paris survey the crowd and survey them, pointing to the floor which gets a pop, or on top of Paris and Bon which gets a bigger pop. Virtanen and Pinkfloyd turn to the ring and yell "TRUST FALL" and VIRTANEN AND PINKFLOYD JUMP OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE TO SPLASH BONMORRISON AND PARIS IN FLAMES DOWN BELOW... BUT BONMORRISON AND PARIS IN FLAMES BOTH MOVE!!!! "Holy shit" chant from the crowd as Bon and Paris slowly come to. We see several replays of the spot, and now, BON AND PARIS CRAWL TO THE DOOR! THE DOOR IS OPEN! THEY'RE GOING TO WIN THE TAG TITLES... BUT MITCHY, SERAC AND NATEY RUN AROUND AND THE OUTCASTS SLAM THE DOOR INTO THE FACE OF PARIS AND BON! The Outcasts now run into the ring and they beat the holy hell out of Paris in Flames and BonMorrison! They're pounding away at them on the mat with hard fists. NATEY GRABS VIRTANEN... AND HE HAS NO USE FOR HIM, SO HE THROWS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE CAGE! MITCHY AND SERAC DO THE SAME TO PINKFLOYD! PINK AND VIRTANEN RETAIN!
Result: Virtanen & Pinkfloyd def. BonMorrison & Paris in Flames via escape @ 19:00.
Post-match: The cage starts to raise now as Natey, Serac and Mitchy are stalking BonMorrison and Paris in Flames. Natey pulls up Paris in Flames and throws him to Serac, and SERAC HITS PARIS IN FLAMES WITH A SUPERKICK AND PARIS IN FLAMES REBOUNDS BACK TO NATEY WHO PLANTS PARIS IN FLAMES WITH BLADERUNNER! The Outcasts look to do the same to BonMorrison, but suddenly...
...MCG'S MUSIC HITS! The place explodes as The Outcasts are shocked! The commentary team yells that MCG wasn't supposed to be here until next week! MCG slowly makes his way out from behind the curtain and stares at The Outcasts from the top of the stage. "Holy shit!" chant as MCG is carrying a SHOVEL to the ring with him as his weapon of choice! MCG climbs up to the apron. The Outcasts are standing their ground. MCG enters the ring... AND SERAC AND NATEY RETREAT! MITCHY IS STANDING HIS GROUND! MCG and Mitchy are staring each other down. Mitchy and MCG stand across from each other and MCG drops his shovel, he pulls his jacket off and he's ready for a fight. MCG and Mitchy slowly approach the center of the ring... BUT IT WAS ALL A PLAN! NATEY AND SERAC RUN IN FROM BEHIND MCG... BUT MCG IS ONE STEP AHEAD AS HE SENSES IT, AND HE TURNS AND KNOCKS NATEY DOWN WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND! MCG CLOTHESLINES SERAC OVER THE TOP ROPE!
... BUT NOW MITCHY ATTACKS MCG FROM BEHIND! Mitchy is hammering away at MCG and hitting him with knees to the head. Mitchy hits a back kick to the gut of MCG and measures him up for another curb stomp. Mitchy off the ropes... BUT MCG MOVES OUT OF THE WAY. MITCHY TURNS AND MCG KICKS HIM AND SETS HIM UP FOR A PEDIGREE, BUT NATEY AND SERAC GRAB MITCHY BY HIS FEET AND PULL HIM OUT OF THE RING AND AWAY FROM THE PEDIGREE! Natey, Serac and Mitchy back up the ramp as MCG stands tall in the ring and helps his Mount Rushmore teammates, Paris in Flames and BonMorrins up. MCG, BonMorrison and Paris in Flames stand tall as they stare down Serac, Mitchy and Natey to close the show!
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NEXT WEEK ON HFWF TV
- Fro vs. Serac in a non-title match.
- Legendary AC vs. Falco Lombardi.
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NIGHT TO REMEMBER
- HFWF Title match: Fro (c) vs. SeidoN.
- Highlight package of last week's show with The Outcasts laying out Fro after SeidoN won the right to go to Night to Remember.
MATCH 1 -- @Fro vs. @Natey -- Non-Title
-- The Outcasts aren't at ringside with Natey for this one. Lock up attempt, but Natey immediately pushes Fro off and goes after the back. This starts his control as Natey doesn't even give Fro a moment to breathe without pouncing on Fro and his back. Natey is laying into Fro with clubbing blows and jumping double foot stomps. Natey gets cocky and arrogant and toys with Fro, but Fro is a veteran and he finds an opening. Fro gets punches in and Natey dodges one and attempts a running attack, but Fro uses his strength to lift Natey up over his head and FRO TOSSES NATEY OVER THE TOP ROPE, TO THE FLOOR, AND NATEY BOUNCES CHEST FIRST OFF THE STEEL GUARDRAIL!
-- Fro takes the action to the floor and this time he decides to give Natey a taste of what Fro's been going through: Fro rams Natey back first into the ring apron and guardrail back and forth and then Fro drops Natey on the floor with a spinebuster. Fro rolls Natey into the ring and knee drops the back of Natey. Fro goes for a short-arm clothesline, but Natey blocks it and goes for Bladerunner, but Fro spins out of it, but Natey immediately follows up with a kick to the back of Fro. Natey gets some fast pace offense in on Fro before slowing down the pace and controlling Fro on the mat, targeting the back. Natey continues the onslaught and gets cocky again, but learned his lesson to not give Fro too much space. Natey sets Fro up on the top turnbuckle and he attempts a superplex, but Fro blocks it. Fro slides down between Natey's legs, AND FRO PLANTS NATEY WITH A RUNNING SITOUT POWERBOMB! PINFALL, BUT NATEY KICKS OUT!
-- Fro senses the end is near. He pulls Natey up and hits him with a short-arm clothesline (RAINMAKERRRRRR). Fro pulls him up again and hits him with another. He goes for the trifecta, but NATEY DODGES AND RESPONDS WITH A BICYCLE HIGH KNEE! Natey hits a second knee and Fro is down on a knee now. Natey off the ropes and he plants Fro on his face in the middle of the ring with a short hurricanrana. Natey pulls Fro up... SAITO SUPLEX! FRO REBOUNDS UP TO HIS FEET AND STAGGERS OFF THE ROPES... AND HE REBOUNDS BACK TO NATEY AND HITS HIM WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL SO HARD THAT MAKES NATEY DO A BACK FLIP BEFORE HITTING THE MAT! The fans pop HUGE for that burst of offense and chant "this is awesome." Fro slowly gets up and he pulls Natey up... SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE AGAIN! Fro pulls Natey up and he's looking for the Fisherman's Suplex, but Natey is blocking it. Natey clobbers the back of Fro... AND NATEY SPINS IT INTO A FISHERMAN'S NECKBREAKER OF HIS OWN! HUGE POP FOR THE REVERSAL, PIN FALL... KICK OUT BY THE CHAMPION AT 2.9! Fro looks shocked at the fight Natey is giving him. Natey pulls Fro up and looks for Bladerunner, but Fro pushes him off. Natey charges back and eats a dropkick! Fro quickly pulls Natey up, short-arm clothesline... AND NOW FRO HITS THE FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX! FRO takes no chances... FRO HITS A SECOND FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX AND BRIDGES INTO THE PIN... AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE WIN!
Result: Fro def. Natey @ 15:00.
Post-match: Fro gets up and poses with the HFWF Title, but immediately, @Serac @SeidoN and @Mitchy run down and they jump Fro! The Outcasts put a 3-on-1 attack while Natey recovers in the corner. Natey pops up and NATEY HITS BLADERUNNER ON FRO! SERAC LOCKS IN A HEEL HOOK... AND MITCHY HITS FRO WITH A CURB STOMP WHILE SERAC STILL HAS THE HEEL HOOK LOCKED IN! SeidoN picks Fro up... AND DROPS HIM WITH A BRAINBUSTER! SeidoN, Mitchy, Serac and Natey stand tall over Fro to end the segment, SeidoN once again holding up the HFWF World Title while standing over Fro to major heat.
VIGNETTE - @Cor and @Chytil are shown in a field. Cor tells Chytil a lot of people have been talking trash about them and saying they aren't real stars and they're a bunch of nobodies. Cor says they can't be talking about him, so right now, Cor is going to help Chytil make a name for himself! Cor gives Chytil instructions and says they're going to use the rope to climb up and get over the wall. They succeed when they get to the other side. Chytil says he's ready and gets on his mark and looks ready to climb, but Cor stops him. Cor says he's forgetting one major thing. Cor pulls a bottle of baby oil out of his bag and starts lathering it all over Chytil. Chytil is apprehensive, and says he loves having Cor rub his body, but wouldn't it be a detriment to have all that oil on him for this task? Cor tells him to never pass up an opportunity to have baby oil on him, and NEVER pass up an opportunity to have Cor lather up his body. Cor puts all the oil on Chytil and lathers him up. Cor says he's going to go first to show Chytil how it's done. Cor EASILY climbs up the rope and clears the height of the wall, getting to the other side. Cor yells at Chytil to do the same. Chytil starts climbing, but he's struggling to get up because of the oil. Chytil struggles, but finally, thanks to Cor's cheering from the other side, Chytil pokes his head over the wall and tries to scale over it, but he's slipping due to the oil. Chytil continues to struggle as Cor's cheering turns into yelling, "COME ON! COME ON! COME TO ME! COME TO ME! COME BE WITH ME! I'LL LATHER YOU UP ON THIS SIDE!" Chytil is still struggling and Cor is getting impatient now, yelling, "I NEED YOU OVER THAT WALL! I NEED YOU TO GET OVER! HOW ARE WE GOING TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF YOU CAN'T GET OVER?" Chytil yells out, "I'M TRYING TO GET OVER!" Chytil gets a foot up on the wall and yells, "I'M GETTING OVER!" Cor is like a proud father, "YOU'RE GETTING OVER! GET OVER!" But Chytil slips and he falls down to the grass below him. Cor yells out and runs around to the first side. Cor tells Chytil he didn't get over, and Chytil looks like he's about to cry and apologizes. Cor cradles Chytil's head in his arms and says they have work to do if they're going to gun for the tag titles. Fans live were laughing when the feed came back.
MATCH 2 -- @OmniSens vs. @Falco Lombardi
-- Omni looks in no mood as he slaps around Falco. Omni powers Falco to the corner and throws him across the ring. Omni does this repeatedly and slaps Falco around some more. Falco has enough and fights back, hitting back kicks to the gut and planting Omni with a short DDT from Omni's knees. Falco with a jumping elbow drop. Omni staggers up and Falco runs off the ropes and hits an X-Factor. Falco climbs up top and looks for an elbow drop, but Omni rolls out of the way. Omni pops up and looks for a flying clothesline, but Falco dodges. He runs off the ropes and hits a flying clothesline on Omni. Falco hits another one and looks for a third, but Omni catches him out of mid-air and drops him with a spinebuster. Omni with an elbow drop. Omni pulls Falco up for a Rock Bottom, but Falco locks in a front facelock guillotine. Omni powers out after a struggle and flips Falco WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX THROW INTO THE CORNER! Falco lands on the top of his head. Omni picks Falco up and he plants him with a Rock Bottom and Omni picks up the win in a match where Omni got more than he bargained for for sure.
Result: OmniSens def. Falco Lombardi @ 5:00.
Post-match: Omni has a microphone. OmniSens calls out his tag team partner, but more importantly, his friend @Phobia Catalyst to the ring right now. OmniSens says he wants answers. After a long pause, Omni gets antsy and he starts berating AC, calling him an ungrateful piece of trash who bit the ear of his friend who came out to will him on to victory, which is more than Omni can say for AC's piece of trash ass who hid out in the rafters while he was fighting Jbell. Suddenly, Legendary AC makes his way out and looks to be completely normal. AC enters the ring and he tries calming Omni down. Legendary AC grabs the microphone and after a pause, he says, "I'm sorry." In the background, Falco Lombardi is getting up, AND LEGENDARY AC PLANTS FALCO LOMBARDI WITH ANGEL'S WINGS! AC gets back in Omni's face and he says off mic that he's truly sorry and he knows Omni is just looking out for him. No mic in hand, the cameras pick up AC saying he hasn't been in the right frame of mind lately and he's been keeping Omni in the dark, but he's truly sorry. AC extends his hand, and Omni shakes it. AC then pulls Omni in for a hug and the fans are applauding this genuine moment... BUT LEGENDARY AC TURNS HIS HEAD AND HE STARTS BITING OMNI'S EAR AGAIN! The fans don't know what to make of his as AC grounds Omni and tries biting his ear. Omni gets loose for a second and finds an opening and OMNI CLOCKS AC IN THE FACE WITH A HUGE RIGHT! AC falls through the middle rope and to the floor. AC runs up the ramp, not even looking back into the ring as he holds his jaw. OmniSens holds his ear in the ring as the cameras catch him calling AC a "son of a bitch."
VIDEO PACKAGE - A video package for @jbell886 and his run in HFWF is shown. When we come back, we see @Dr Pepper backstage in a dark area watching the video. He looks wide eyed and intrigued.
VIGNETTE - @Disclose @PeterSidorkiewicz and @Brudda are shown in their house. Stash the Monkey is eating a banana while wearing his vest, PeterSidorkiewicz is eating a plate full of at least 15 waffles in a huge tower, and... Brudda is petting a frog??? Stash the Monkey is trying to feed the frog a banana, but the frog is stoic as Brudda is talking to the frog like it's a baby. The monkey doesn't look too happy and throws pieces of banana at Brudda. PeterSidorkiewicz talks in between his chewing and says this is what RENT MONEY gets you. A monkey, a frog, lots of waffles. Disclose says they could have had even more rent money if it weren't for those damn Penguin Wrecking Crew pieces of shit. He says @ColePens @Scandale du Jour @UnrealMachine and @KIRK are all pieces of shit. Disclose still claims ColePens kept the money he threw at him when asking him to dance in the ring, and even worse, the PWC made them lose WarGames. That would have been bonus cheques! Bonus rent money! BUT NO, THEY HAVE TO GO AND RUIN IT. Disclose says he wants just one thing. He tells the camera to look at the plate of waffles in front of PeterSidorkiewicz. When the camera cuts to Peter, all the waffles are gone. He somehow ate 15 waffles in less than 2 minutes, and he's now leaning back in his chair. The cameraman asks "what waffles?" Disclose says "THEY'RE GONE! AND THAT'S WHAT WE WANT THE PENGUINS WRECKING CREW TO BE. GONE. WE WANT THEM GONE. WE WANT THEIR MONEY AND WE WANT THEM GONE!" The monkey in the background starts letting out loud noises and pumping his fists in the air, so Disclose starts pumping his fist and gyrating. The monkey tilts his head as he looks as Disclose gyrating and the monkey shakes his head and turns his back to Disclose. Disclose says Stash KNOWS that the PWC has cost them victories, cost them WarGames and cost them more rent money, and he wants them gone! Tenants with a Room want them gone! Suddenly, A KNOCK is heard on the door. Disclose, Brudda and Peter look confused. The monkey goes to the door and uses a custom contraption that the TWR built for him, so the MONKEY answers the door. IT'S @UnrealMachine @Scandale du Jour AND @KIRK AT THE DOOR! KIRK sees that the monkey answered the door and he jumps into UnrealMachine's arms! Disclose yells NO TRESPASSING as the monkey starts screaming and throwing pieces of banana at KIRK, who's still in UnrealMachine's arms. BRUDDA runs and shuts the door and the two stables are yelling at each other through the door. PeterSidorkiewicz says they want to fight but Disclose says they aren't ruining his house! KIRK yells that their house looks like trash and that @ColePens could buy this whole house right now and evict them! No response from Tenants with a Room. KIRK gets cocky, yelling they know they can't say or do anything because the PWC are better looking, they have more money, they're higher class, they're just plain better. Meanwhile, Disclose is opening up the backdoor and Stash the Monkey runs out the backdoor with a banana, and the cameraman follows to see STASH THE MONKEY CHASING KIRK NOW, WHO GOT CONFIDENT WHEN BRUDDA SHUT THE DOOR. KIRK LETS OUT A HIGH-PITCHED YELP AS HE RUNS DOWN THE STREET WITH THE MONKEY CHASING HIM THE ENTIRE WAY, THROWING PIECES OF BANANA AND TRYING TO SPIT AT HIM. Scandale and UnrealMachine are in a state of shock. They have nothing else to say other than they're going to get their hands on "these dirty bums."
INTERVIEW - Dash Wilder and Scott Dawson, #FTR are interviewed. They are appalled at the actions of @Cor and @Chytil and say this is why they're in the HFWF. They're top guys here to do top guy things and win the HFWF Tag Titles and they're going to do the wrestling world a favour in doing so because then it means Cor and Chytil will NEVER tarnish those tag team championships. They put the tag champs after tonight on notice, no matter who's holding the titles.
LOCKER ROOM - @ColePens is shown. Suddenly, @The Gongshow barges in and gets in Cole's face. The two men begin arguing over who cost who the fatal four way match last week. The Gongshow says ColePens is nothing but an old man trying to cling onto the past but it's a young man's game now and Gongshow won't hesitate to drop him AGAIN. ColePens calls Gongshow a disrespectful punk. He tells Gong to look around his locker room. He says his gear, his clothing, his boots, the chair he's sitting on, his watch, they cost more than anything Gongshow could ever dream to own. ColePens puts his Rolex in Gongshow's face and asks him what time it is. Cole says it's time to make money, and it's time to fry bigger fish than some punk like Gongshow who thinks he's better than he actually is. He says Gongshow should be honoured to have shared the ring with him last week, but that smug son of a bitch cost him his opportunity. ColePens tells Gong to get out of his locker room cause he's stinking it up of that smell of BEING BROKE, and Gongshow shoves ColePens, AND GONGSHOW AND COLEPENS ARE NOW BRAWLING IN THE LOCKER ROOM! They roll around until security and agents separate them and haul Gongshow out of the locker room.
HYPE -- @Fro vs. @Serac NEXT WEEK! Also, @Phobia Catalyst vs. @Falco Lombardi ! MCG returns next week!
MATCH 3 -- @Virtanen18 & @Pinkfloyd (c) vs. @Paris in Flames & @BonMorrison -- Steel Cage Match for the HFWF Tag Titles
-- The two teams start to brawl immediately, but Pink and Virtanen are clearly selling from last week's assault. Bon and Paris are throwing Pink and Virtanen into each other and when they bounce back, Paris and Bon German suplex Virtanen and Pink into the cage walls! Bon and Paris taunt and pose for the crowd to boos, they mock "TEAMWORK" and then approach the door to exit, but Virtanen grabs onto their feet. Paris and Bon double team Virtanen with repeated blows. They corner him, hit double team strikes and then double hip toss him out of the corner, but Virtanen lands on his feet! VIRTANEN RUNS TO THE CORNER AND CLIMBS UP TOP, AND HE JUMPS BACK AND HITS A CROSSBODY ON BON AND PARIS!
-- Virt helps Pink up, and Pink now hits a fist drop from the second turnbuckle on Paris. Virt and Pink lift Bon up and drop him with an assisted powerbomb RIGHT ON TOP OF PARIS! Pinkfloyd climbs up to the top rope and he goes for a splash on both men, BUT BON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND PINKFLOYD SPLASHES PARIS IN FLAMES! Virtanen and Pink get the crowd hot and chant "TEAMWORK!" Virt and Pink start climbing up the cage together. They each have one leg on the top, but BonMorrison climbs up and he's stopping both of them. Bon pulls Virt down and they're standing on the top rope and exchanging blows. Pink is punching Bon from the top as he straddles the top, ready to jump down when Virt can join him up top too. Paris in Flames is up now though and he's on the top rope and he's attacking Virtanen with Bon. Bon is punching away at Pink, and elbowing Virtanen while Paris is wearing away at Virt. PARIS SLAMS VIRTANEN FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE! PARIS DOES IT AGAIN! Pink grabs Bon by the hair, but Bon grabs Pink's head and slams him face first on the top of the steel cage.
-- Still on the ropes and on top, Paris sets up Virtanen for a super side Russian leg sweep off the top, and Bon gets in on it too to make it a double! Pinkfloyd holds Bon's arm to stop the double team move, but Bon POKES PINKFLOYD IN THE EYE! BonMorrison now grabs Pinkfloyd... AND BONMORRISON HAS HIM IN A SUPERPLEX POSITION. BONMORRISON AND PARIS IN FLAMES HAVE VIRTANEN IN A DOUBLE SUPER RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP OFF THE TOP ROPE WHILE BON ALSO HAS PINKFLOYD IN A SUPER DUPER PLEX POSITION OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE... AND BON AND PARIS FALL BACK AND THEY PLANT BOTH, VIRTANEN AND PINKFLOYD WITH VICIOUS MOVES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND OFF THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE! HUGE POP FOR THE HUGE SPOT AS ALL FOUR MEN ARE DOWN!
-- After a pause to sell, a dramatic crawl to the door begins as Bon gets Paris' attention and they start the crawl. They crawl slowly to the door, but suddenly get stopped. Virtanen is somehow aware and he's latching onto both their boots. They kick him off and crawl forward, but Virtanen follows and grabs their boots again. Virtanen is holding on with all he can, and now Pinkfloyd is just barely aware and he's grabbing their boots too. Virtanen gets a burst and he gets up, grabs the open door, and VIRTANEN SLAMS THE OPEN DOOR SHUT INTO THE FACES OF BON AND PARIS! Virtanen sells against the ropes. He sees BonMorrison on one knee, so Virtanen charges AND VIRT HITS BON WITH A RUNNING KNEE LIFT TO THE FACE! BON STAGGERS UP, AND SUDDENLY PINKFLOYD IS UP, AND PINK DROPS HIM WITH A HUGE PILEDRIVER TO A BIG POP! Pinkfloyd gets up slowly, but PARIS IN FLAMES SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND ATTEMPTS A SPRINGBOARD DDT ON PINK, BUT PINK CATCHES HIM... VIRTANEN HELPS PINK LIFT PARIS UP INTO A SUPLEX, AND THEN PINK DROPS THE LEGS OF PARIS ON VIRTANEN'S SHOULDERS, THEY LOOK FOR A MAGIC KILLER, BUT PARIS FIGHTS OUT! Paris kicks Virtanen back against the corner and Paris hits a back kick on Pink... AND PARIS PLANTS PINKFLOYD WITH A LEG TRAP SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! Paris pops up and hits a running knee attack into the chest of Virtanen in the corner. Paris pulls Virtanen out and twists the arm, and then Paris runs up to the top turnbuckle and scales the ropes, and PARIS PLANTS VIRTANEN WITH A TORNADO DDT! "This is awesome" chant breaks out as Paris is slow to get to this feet. Paris approaches the door, but Pink is holding onto his foot. Pinkfloyd is just barely getting a grasp as Paris is now stomping away at Pinkfloyd's fingers. Paris is angry and he picks Pinkfloyd up and attempts a tornado DDT, but Pinkfloyd throws Paris off AND PINKFLOYD DROPS PARIS ON TOP OF BONMORRISON! Pinkfloyd pulls Paris in Flames up AND PINKFLOYD PLANTS PARIS ON HIS HEAD WITH A PILEDRIVER! Big pop from the crowd now as Pinkfloyd pulls himself up and Pinkfloyd helps up Virtanen. Pinkfloyd guides Virtanen to the ropes and they start climbing the cage as Bon and Paris are a bit too close to the door. Virtanen and Pinkfloyd slowly start to climb the cage. Pink and Virtanen are at the top of the cage, but suddenly...
-- THE OUTCASTS MUSIC HITS! @Serac @Mitchy and @Natey make their way out and down the ramp and they're standing on the floor on the side Pink and Virtanen are on top of the cage. Virtanen and Pinkfloyd stand up on the top now and contemplate going outside to The Outcasts, or jumping on top of Paris and Bon. Virtanen and Paris survey the crowd and survey them, pointing to the floor which gets a pop, or on top of Paris and Bon which gets a bigger pop. Virtanen and Pinkfloyd turn to the ring and yell "TRUST FALL" and VIRTANEN AND PINKFLOYD JUMP OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE TO SPLASH BONMORRISON AND PARIS IN FLAMES DOWN BELOW... BUT BONMORRISON AND PARIS IN FLAMES BOTH MOVE!!!! "Holy shit" chant from the crowd as Bon and Paris slowly come to. We see several replays of the spot, and now, BON AND PARIS CRAWL TO THE DOOR! THE DOOR IS OPEN! THEY'RE GOING TO WIN THE TAG TITLES... BUT MITCHY, SERAC AND NATEY RUN AROUND AND THE OUTCASTS SLAM THE DOOR INTO THE FACE OF PARIS AND BON! The Outcasts now run into the ring and they beat the holy hell out of Paris in Flames and BonMorrison! They're pounding away at them on the mat with hard fists. NATEY GRABS VIRTANEN... AND HE HAS NO USE FOR HIM, SO HE THROWS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE CAGE! MITCHY AND SERAC DO THE SAME TO PINKFLOYD! PINK AND VIRTANEN RETAIN!
Result: Virtanen & Pinkfloyd def. BonMorrison & Paris in Flames via escape @ 19:00.
Post-match: The cage starts to raise now as Natey, Serac and Mitchy are stalking BonMorrison and Paris in Flames. Natey pulls up Paris in Flames and throws him to Serac, and SERAC HITS PARIS IN FLAMES WITH A SUPERKICK AND PARIS IN FLAMES REBOUNDS BACK TO NATEY WHO PLANTS PARIS IN FLAMES WITH BLADERUNNER! The Outcasts look to do the same to BonMorrison, but suddenly...
...MCG'S MUSIC HITS! The place explodes as The Outcasts are shocked! The commentary team yells that MCG wasn't supposed to be here until next week! MCG slowly makes his way out from behind the curtain and stares at The Outcasts from the top of the stage. "Holy shit!" chant as MCG is carrying a SHOVEL to the ring with him as his weapon of choice! MCG climbs up to the apron. The Outcasts are standing their ground. MCG enters the ring... AND SERAC AND NATEY RETREAT! MITCHY IS STANDING HIS GROUND! MCG and Mitchy are staring each other down. Mitchy and MCG stand across from each other and MCG drops his shovel, he pulls his jacket off and he's ready for a fight. MCG and Mitchy slowly approach the center of the ring... BUT IT WAS ALL A PLAN! NATEY AND SERAC RUN IN FROM BEHIND MCG... BUT MCG IS ONE STEP AHEAD AS HE SENSES IT, AND HE TURNS AND KNOCKS NATEY DOWN WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND! MCG CLOTHESLINES SERAC OVER THE TOP ROPE!
... BUT NOW MITCHY ATTACKS MCG FROM BEHIND! Mitchy is hammering away at MCG and hitting him with knees to the head. Mitchy hits a back kick to the gut of MCG and measures him up for another curb stomp. Mitchy off the ropes... BUT MCG MOVES OUT OF THE WAY. MITCHY TURNS AND MCG KICKS HIM AND SETS HIM UP FOR A PEDIGREE, BUT NATEY AND SERAC GRAB MITCHY BY HIS FEET AND PULL HIM OUT OF THE RING AND AWAY FROM THE PEDIGREE! Natey, Serac and Mitchy back up the ramp as MCG stands tall in the ring and helps his Mount Rushmore teammates, Paris in Flames and BonMorrins up. MCG, BonMorrison and Paris in Flames stand tall as they stare down Serac, Mitchy and Natey to close the show!
******
NEXT WEEK ON HFWF TV
- Fro vs. Serac in a non-title match.
- Legendary AC vs. Falco Lombardi.
******
NIGHT TO REMEMBER
- HFWF Title match: Fro (c) vs. SeidoN.
@M.C.G. 31, leaving kayfabe for a moment, I have a creative question for you: @Disclose can barely pay for the house despite all the gyrating he does. @PeterSidorkiewicz has been spending all of his money on waffles. @Brudda . . . I don't know what the hell that guy does, but look at him . . . he looks like he couldn't afford to finance a bus ticket to the street corner. SO, where the hell is all this money coming from to pay for what seems like a limitless supply of bananas for Stash the Monkey?
cc: @ColePens, @Scandale du Jour, @UnrealMachine
cc: @ColePens, @Scandale du Jour, @UnrealMachine
@KIRK
are you stupid? or trying to insinuate something about our personal time?
TENANTS WITH A ROOM just maintevented a PPV THATS RENT. I just mainevented last week show THATS RENT and Brudda/Peter got a match THATS RENT. .
AND YOU CAME ALL THE WAY TO MY HOUSE AND NOT GAVE ME THE DAMN MONEY @ColePens OWNS ME?
February is a short month. So is my patience.
are you stupid? or trying to insinuate something about our personal time?
TENANTS WITH A ROOM just maintevented a PPV THATS RENT. I just mainevented last week show THATS RENT and Brudda/Peter got a match THATS RENT. .
AND YOU CAME ALL THE WAY TO MY HOUSE AND NOT GAVE ME THE DAMN MONEY @ColePens OWNS ME?
February is a short month. So is my patience.
Nice try. Do you think I'm stupid? Everyone knows all your PPV money was garnished for PAST DUE rent money. So once again I ask . . . where is the money for all of these bananas coming from?
I think we all know. Tenants is pimping out Stash to er 'entertain' Eugene Melnyk.
You have been reported to the proper authorities. Warrants have been signed. @Scandale du Jour and @UnrealMachine have been deputized to quarantine Stash by any means necessary, and @ColePens already has paid for a paddle boat to return the god damned monkey to his native Antarctica.
HFWFStooge @HFWFStooge
@KIRK is so afraid of Stash the monkey that I told some intern to plant pictures of him in KIRK's luggage. Wait until he gets home.
@KIRK is so afraid of Stash the monkey that I told some intern to plant pictures of him in KIRK's luggage. Wait until he gets home.
Well then your intern is an idiot, because the only thing in my luggage was the last bunch of that ******* monkey's bananas.
EDIT: Gotta go . . . there's a knock at my basement door.
Eugene Melnyk is a genious with his RENT MONEY.
You're not animal protection. f*** off with your warrants. What the hell is this? lol
If you havent figured out how Stash can afford food by now, maybe start counting the numbers of pairs of shoes "PenColes" owns.
thats your job anyways. to be his little bitch.
the dog, the cat, the monkey and the frog are well treated in this house.
we dont kill animals to wear them like your stupid crew. youre ALL the problem.
You're not animal protection. f*** off with your warrants. What the hell is this? lol
If you havent figured out how Stash can afford food by now, maybe start counting the numbers of pairs of shoes "PenColes" owns.
thats your job anyways. to be his little bitch.
the dog, the cat, the monkey and the frog are well treated in this house.
we dont kill animals to wear them like your stupid crew. youre ALL the problem.
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(Just outside gorilla position as AC shows up holding his jaw.)
An interviewer stops him.
"AC? What just happened?"
"Well you know I felt bad about what happened last week. So I go out there to make up with Omni and I think its going great you know, we’re having a moment and all of a sudden...Well...I don’t know what happened. I’ll have to watch the replay but ...but I’m pretty sure he just punched me for no reason. I mean one moment we are hugging it out and the next I’m on the ground on the outside of the ring and my jaw hurts. Totally uncalled for man. I thought I knew you. Who are you?”
*AC reaches into his mouth and pulls something out of his teeth.*
“Oh man did I have food stuck in my teeth that entire time? How Embarrassing.”
AC then heads off still trying to shake off the pain from getting punched as the video ends.
(Just outside gorilla position as AC shows up holding his jaw.)
An interviewer stops him.
"AC? What just happened?"
"Well you know I felt bad about what happened last week. So I go out there to make up with Omni and I think its going great you know, we’re having a moment and all of a sudden...Well...I don’t know what happened. I’ll have to watch the replay but ...but I’m pretty sure he just punched me for no reason. I mean one moment we are hugging it out and the next I’m on the ground on the outside of the ring and my jaw hurts. Totally uncalled for man. I thought I knew you. Who are you?”
*AC reaches into his mouth and pulls something out of his teeth.*
“Oh man did I have food stuck in my teeth that entire time? How Embarrassing.”
AC then heads off still trying to shake off the pain from getting punched as the video ends.
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I spend money on waffles? I just pick them up all over the ACC ice for free after games! Blood/Crackers/Waffles - the staple of a healthy diet.
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Hey.
It's called Scotiabank Arena now.
MLSE will forever sell naming rights to the highest bidder, to hell with brand loyalty.
Right now, a bank wants it more than an airline. C'est la vie.
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