HFWF: The Reboot XI - The Return

[Scandale du Jour]

#PeePeeTape?

#YouKnowWhatsOnThem
#Corruption

 

[KIRK]

HFWF ALL CLASS CHAMPIONSHIP
Fro (c) vs. SeidoN

UNSANCTIONED MATCH
UnrealMachine vs. Disclose

STEEL CAGE MATCH; PINFALL AND SUBMISSION ONLY
Scandale du Jour vs. ColePens (w/KIRK)

HFWF SHOWCASE MATCH
Serac vs. Falco Lombardi (w/Cor)​

Scrooge (@Scrooge)
If @UnrealMachine and @Disclose would rather fight, they had better do it. Hopefully, they kill each other, and reduce the surplus population.

CBS Sports (@CBSSports)
On behalf of the entire family at CBS Sports, we ask @ColePens . . . please do us a favor and kill @Scandale du Jour. He won't leave Tony Romo the **** alone.

 

[KIRK]

#YouKnowWhatsOnThem
#Corruption

KIRK (@KIRK)
The Stash Dossier is a hoax. #FakeNews

 

[Scandale du Jour]

KIRK (@KIRK)
The Stash Dossier is a hoax. #FakeNews

Pretty Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
@ChrisCuomo has the tapes. You are going DOWN!

 

[KIRK]

HFWF @HFWF
We have a showcase match between two of the most talented competitors in HFWF! @Serac (representing The Outcasts) will go one-on-one with @Falco Lombardi (accompanied by @Cor) at #HFWFApocalypse!

Music News Facts (@musicnewsfacts)
Word is that The Buggles are updating their classic hit 'Video Killed the Radio Star' in honor of HFWF hanger on @Cor. Working title is 'DVD Killed the Wanna Be VHS Star'.

 

[KIRK]

Pretty Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
@ChrisCuomo has the tapes. You are going DOWN!

KIRK (@KIRK)
Oh, for a moment there, I was worried. But, Fredo has the tapes. Oh yeah. He's SMART. He's smart like YOU are smart. #StupidFrenchie

 

[Emperoreddy]

It’s a new world order f***ers!

 

[Scandale du Jour]

KIRK (@KIRK)
Oh, for a moment there, I was worried. But, Fredo has the tapes. Oh yeah. He's SMART. He's smart like YOU are smart. #StupidFrenchie

Activist Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
What @ColePens and you do to your employees is unacceptable! #TheTruthShallEmerge #KIRKvsScandyGreatDebate #CuomoPrimetime

 

[KIRK]

Activist Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
What @ColePens and you do to your employees is unacceptable! #TheTruthShallEmerge #KIRKvsScandyGreatDebate #CuomoPrimetime

KIRK (@KIRK)
@Disclose's sister GUADALUPE isn't an employee. She's an animal. #FatPig #****Fredo

 

[Scandale du Jour]

KIRK (@KIRK)
@Disclose's sister GUADALUPE isn't an employee. She's an animal. #FatPig #****Fredo

Activist Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
@PETA now have the tapes! #exposed #TeamGreta

 

[M.C.G. 31]

HFWF @HFWF
AND the final two matches to round out #HFWFApocalypse! @Dr Pepper & @jbell886 defend the Tag Titles against @BonMorrison & @Paris in Flames AND @Emperoreddy & @PeterSidorkiewicz in a triple-threat tag team match!

HFWF @HFWF
And for the main event... @The Gongshow defends the HFWF World Title match against... @AlphaCatalyst!

...AND @Mitchy! It will be a triple-threat main event for the HFWF World Championship at #HFWFApocalypse!

 

[M.C.G. 31]

HFWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
The Gongshow (c) vs. Mitchy vs. Legendary AC

HFWF ALL CLASS CHAMPIONSHIP
Fro (c) vs. SeidoN

HFWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
Dr Pepper & Jbell (c) vs. BonMorrison & Paris in Flames vs. Emperoreddy & PeterSidorkiewicz

UNSANCTIONED MATCH
UnrealMachine vs. Disclose

STEEL CAGE MATCH; PINFALL AND SUBMISSION ONLY
Scandale du Jour vs. ColePens (w/KIRK)

HFWF SHOWCASE MATCH
Serac vs. Falco Lombardi (w/Cor)​

 

[KIRK]

Activist Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
@PETA now have the tapes! #exposed #TeamGreta

KIRK (@KIRK)
#TeamGreta and #StupidPrettyFrenchie should team up. Tag team name can be The Asperger and Jackass Connection.

 

[KIRK]

HFWF @HFWF
AND the final two matches to round out #HFWFApocalypse! @Dr Pepper & @jbell886 defend the Tag Titles against @BonMorrison & @Paris in Flames AND @Emperoreddy & @PeterSidorkiewicz in a triple-threat tag team match!

HFWF @HFWF
And for the main event... @The Gongshow defends the HFWF World Title match against... @AlphaCatalyst!

...AND @Mitchy! It will be a triple-threat main event for the HFWF World Championship at #HFWFApocalypse!

 

[Emperoreddy]

Ready to f*** people up and win the tag titles @PeterSidorkiewicz ?

 

[Fro]

Fro @Fro
After beating midget number 2 and keeping the All Class title...I demand to be put into the World Title match to show I am, indeed the greatest GRAND SLAM CHAMPION EVER

 

[Scandale du Jour]

KIRK (@KIRK)
#TeamGreta and #StupidPrettyFrenchie should team up. Tag team name can be The Asperger and Jackass Connection.

Super héros @Scandale du Jour
We'd save the world and put @ColePens in jail where he belongs! We definitely should team up! @TonyRomo to sponsor us. #Skechers4AFreeWorld

 

[KIRK]

HFWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
The Gongshow (c) vs. Mitchy vs. Legendary AC

HFWF ALL CLASS CHAMPIONSHIP
Fro (c) vs. SeidoN

HFWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
Dr Pepper & Jbell (c) vs. BonMorrison & Paris in Flames vs. Emperoreddy & PeterSidorkiewicz

UNSANCTIONED MATCH
UnrealMachine vs. Disclose

STEEL CAGE MATCH; PINFALL AND SUBMISSION ONLY
Scandale du Jour vs. ColePens (w/KIRK)

HFWF SHOWCASE MATCH
Serac vs. Falco Lombardi (w/Cor)​

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

@M.C.G. 31, who in the HELL do you think you are?

And how in the HELL is @ColePens NOT in the main event title match?

Without his money, the chances of this HFWF reboot surviving rate somewhere between slim and none. @M.C.G. 31 knows it. I know it. EVERYONE knows it.

But, here's @M.C.G. 31 . . . does he do what's best for business?

No.

Instead he screws over @ColePens.

Making @ColePens waste his time with some stupid French peasant who is beneath the dirt on @ColePens $1200 Ferragamo loafers.

Fine. He'll kill the Stupid Pretty Frenchie, @Scandale du Jour. No great loss for anyone. Not even @Clare2904.

But, if you want the ColeBucks it's going to take to keep your company afloat, then make no mistake:

What @ColePens wants, @ColePens will get.

 

[KIRK]

Super héros @Scandale du Jour
We'd save the world and put @ColePens in jail where he belongs! We definitely should team up! @TonyRomo to sponsor us. #Skechers4AFreeWorld

CBS Sports (@CBSSports)
We can confirm that a court has granted Tony Romo's request for a restraining order against @Scandale du Jour, aka #StupidPrettyFrenchie

 

[Cor]

Cor @Cor
A tag team championship match without one of the most impactful tag teams in HFWF history..... I see this company is as dumb as ever.

 

[KIRK]

Ready to **** people up and win the tag titles @PeterSidorkiewicz ?

KIRK (@KIRK)
I think @PeterSidorkiewicz is still crying over his rice cooker.

KIRK (@KIRK)
Lawyers are working on having your Red Lobster ban revoked. They said it would help if you promised in writing not to eat everyone's cheddar bay biscuits.

 

[KIRK]

Cor @Cor
A tag team championship match without one of the most impactful tag teams in HFWF history..... I see this company is as dumb as ever.

DVD Killed the Wanna Be VHS Star.

 

[Cor]

Cor @Cor
Alas, I look forward to being in @Falco Lombardi ’s corner. He’s my best friend. He’s my mentor. I would die for him

 

[Scandale du Jour]

CBS Sports (@CBSSports)
We can confirm that a court has granted Tony Romo's request for a restraining order against @Scandale du Jour, aka #StupidPrettyFrenchie

Pretty Hero @Scandale du Jour
Just called @TonyRomo on the Corona hotline and the rumours of a restraining order are #FakeNews. #LimeInCorona

 

[Cor]

Cor @Cor
Also, I see we brought the walrus looking guy, that talks to much back..... unbearable