HFWF: The Reboot II

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KIRK

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UNREALMACHINE AND KIRK
YOU SEEM TO FORGET ITS MILEY CONTROLING THE WRECKING BALL...
I WILL HOP ON UNREAL. STASH WILL JUMP ON KIRK AND WE GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE.

*RIPS CLOTHES OFF AND SINGS PARTY IN THE USA WHILE GYRATING*

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@UnrealMachine, any comment?

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I think he's ready.

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Once I take care of Mr. Money bags @ColePens at NTR I'm coming for that gold @Fro ! expect a beatdown similar to the ***kicking your CBJ took last night! You're legacy will end. #LegacyKiller #GoBoltsGo #NotMyChampion
 
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HFWF WEEKLY 15

SEGMENT -
@Cor and @Chytil are in the ring. Cor hypes himself up after his win over Dr Pepper last week, saying he is pure excellence and no one can stop him on his path to HFWF gold. Except for himself and his own partner. He says he's trying to help Chytil get over the hump, he's trying to get him over the hump but he can't do it without Chytil wanting it. Cor gets in Chytil's face and wants to know if he wants it. Chytil squeezes a bottle of baby oil all over his body and yells that he does. Cor points up the stage at a rope and makeshift wall from the first vignette a couple of weeks ago and tells Chytil it's time. Cor and Chytil walk up the stage and Cor sprays more baby oil on Chytil. This time, Chytil doesn't fight it. He spread his arms and basks in the glow as Cor rubs him up and down, lathering him with the baby oil. Cor walks to the other side of the wall and yells motivational quotes at Chytil from the other side. Cor starts a "Chytil" chant and slowly, the fans clap along and are chanting along. Chytil uses all his might to climb up the rope. His head pokes over the top and Cor, once again, yells that he's so close to getting over and he needs that last little bit. Cor tells Chytil to reach deep down inside and starts another "Chytil" chant and the fans chant along. Chytil gets a leg up... he looks like he's slipping... CHYTIL IS STRADDLING THE TOP OF THE WALL, AND CHYTIL CLIMBS DOWN THE OTHER SIDE! Cor screams and celebrates like they just won the titles as Cor hugs Chytil, jumping up and down and telling him he finally got over! The fans are cheering and chanting "YOU ARE OVER *clapclap clapclapclap*" Cor and Chytil are hugging and still celebrating, and Cor says there is no one that is going to stop them on their quest to tag title gold... BUT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, FTR RUNS OUT AND ATTACKS COR AND CHYTIL ON THE TOP OF THE STAGE! Big heat from the crowd as FTR throw CorTil into the make shift wall and the stage repeatedly, laying them out. FTR grabs the mic and walks down the ramp as they say the days of teams like "Teamwork" and "CorTil" making a mockery of tag team wrestling is over. FTR says they are FOREVER going to be the saviours of the tag division and clear out the trash.

MATCH 1 -- FTR (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder) vs. @Virtanen18 & @Pinkfloyd
- FTR doesn't even allow Virt and Pink to get set as they both attack them as the bell rings. FTR is relentless in their assault as they're working away at both men. FTR Irish whips Virt and Pink into each other and take them both down with clotheslines. Dash throws Pink out of the ring and Scott is working away at Virtanen in the corner. Stomps, punches, elbows. Scott tags in Dash and they're both clobbering away at Virtanen. Commentary puts over FTR's mission of cleaning up the tag division. Scott Irish whips Virtanen into the corner and then Irish whips Dash into Virt who hits him with a forearm in the corner, and Dash then throws Virtanen towards Scott who tries a kick to the gut, but Virtanen catches! Virtanen spins Scott around, moves out of the way and Dash runs into Scott, knocking Scott Dawson out to the floor through the ropes! Virtanen rolls up Dash, but Dash kicks out! Dash attempts a clothesline, but Virtanen dodges and runs off the ropes and takes Dash down with a clothesline. He hits a second and a third, and then drops Dash with a scoop powerslam!
- Virtanen tags in Pink, who comes in and stomps away at Dash now. Pink with shoulder thrusts in the corner next and an Irish whip. Pink splashes Dash in the corner and then hits a suplex. Quick cover gets a two. Pink sets up for a Piledriver, but Dash slips out. Dash boots Pink as he charges at him in the corner and Dash rolls up Pink, but Pink rolls through. He attempts a boot to the face of a seated Dash, but Dash falls back and rolls up Pink for a two count! Both men up and have the same thing in mind as they both hit each other with forearms to the jaw. Dash attempts a big boot, but Pink dodges and slaps Dash across the face. He slaps him again and again and again. Dash gets angry and tries to slap Pink, Pink blocks, but Dash uses his free hand to slap him. Pink laughs and clobbers away at Dash with hard rights in the corner. Pink Irish whips Dash off the ropes and looks for a back body drop but eats a kick to the chest instead. Dash off the ropes and Scott tags himself in, but now Pink hits a back body drop! Pink for a back suplex, but Scott Dawson pulls Dash down. Pink charges at Scott... BUT SCOTT CATCHES PINK AND FTR HIT PINKFLOYD WITH A SHATTER MACHINE! VIRTANEN FLIES IN OFF THE TOP ROPE FOR A CROSSBODY... BUT FTR CATCHES HIM OUT OF MID-AIR WITH A HUGE SHATTER MACHINE TO A BIG POP! Scott Dawson goes to pin Pinkfloyd... and it's good for the win! FTR defeats the former tag team champions!
RESULT: FTR def. TEAMWORK @ 8:00.

Post-match:
The celebration isn't long. FTR pops up to their feet, but from out of nowhere... @Cor RUNS IN AND DROPS SCOTT DAWSON WITH A CODEBREAKER! @Chytil HITS DASH WILDER WITH A TWIST OF FATE! CorTil lays out FTR! Cor and Chytil stand tall but see Pinkfloyd stirring... AND COR DROPS PINKFLOYD WITH A CODEBREAKER! Cor and Chytil send their message loud and clear and stand tall over the two teams.

BACKSTAGE: @Disclose @PeterSidorkiewicz and @Brudda are in the locker room. They're sad without Stash the Monkey. They have a basket full of bananas that are going ridiculously brown because of the monkey being away for the week. Meanwhile, Brudda is putting his finger in the turtle's mouth, and PeterSidorkiewicz is laughing and showing off his teeth to himself in the mirror, periodically taking bites of waffles he made. Disclose sees them playing around, and asks what he's going to do to deal with that animal, @UnrealMachine . Peter turns and speaks in a weird accent, saying "Yessss, I saw Moses part the seas, and I can see Disclose drop a beast. Do it for Stash... and let's get this rent caaaaash." The fans pop for the rhyme as PeterSidorkiewicz pats himself on the back. Disclose slaps himself, starts pumping his fist and thrusting and yells, "LET'S TAKE PENGUINS WRECKING CREW MONEY, BEBEEEE, OHHH YAYAYAYA!" Fans pop as all three members of Tenants with a Room start doing weird shit, capped off with Brudda making monkey noises to the turtle.

MATCH 2 -- @jbell886 vs. @Falco Lombardi
- Falco plays keep away early, and then uses his speed to dropkick jbell in the leg. Falco does this three more times before finally dropping the bigger man to one leg. Falco runs off the ropes and hits jbell with a running knee strike, but it only staggers jbell. Falco is in control as he keeps trying to take jbell down, but can't. Falco hits repeated dropkicks to Jbell, which only staggers him. Falco runs for a crossbody, but Jbell catches him. Jbell tries throwing him up for a powerslam, but Falco slides down the back of Jbell and drops him with a reverse DDT to a pop! Commentary says Falco's performances have been getting him noticed to crowds recently. Falco hits a splash on Jbell in the corner and then pounds away with 10 punches in the corner. He pulls Jbell out and looks for a neckbreaker, but Jbell spins out and he pushes Falco off the ropes and looks for a big boot, but Falco catches the boot. Falco taunts Jbell, BUT THE BIG MAN, JBELL HITS FALCO WITH AN ENZIGURI INSTEAD! Falco does a flip off the impact. The fans pop, not expecting that from Jbell. Jbell gets up and he holds his hand up in the air signaling for a big chop. Falco gets up and Jbell looks for the chop, but Falco blocks the hand. He kicks Jbell in the gut and looks for a Fameasser, BUT JBELL CATCHES FALCO AND LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS FALCO WITH A POWERBOMB! Jbell off the ropes and he hits a running headbutt on Falco. Jbell lifts Falco up and holds him up for a looooong delayed scoop slam. Jbell off the ropes looks for a leg drop, but Falco moves! Jbell gets up selling his thigh and FALCO POPS UP AND LOOKS FOR A JUMPING DDT, BUT JBELL THROWS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT FACE FIRST! Falco rebounds up to his feet off the impact and JBELL HITS HIM WITH A MASSIVE CHOP TO THE CHEST HEARD AROUND THE ARENA! JBELL PULLS FALCO UP... AND DROPS HIM WITH A RUNNING POWERSLAM! It's good for the win!
RESULT: Jbell def. Falco Lombardi @ 5:00.

Post-match:
Jbell poses after the match. Suddenly, @Dr Pepper makes his way down to the ring. He stares down Jbell once he gets into the ring... AND THEN DR PEPPER PULLS UP FALCO LOMBARDI AND DROPS HIM WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! Jbell and Dr Pepper are face-to-face and now Jbell tells Dr Pepper to hit him. After a short build up and fans popping, Dr Pepper hits Jbell with a right. The two men now exchange repeated punches in the middle of the ring like mad men! Finally they break and Dr Pepper challenges Jbell to chop him! Jbell is shocked he's being offered this... BUT JBELL SIZES HIM UP... AND JBELL CHOPS THE HOLY HELL OUT OF DR PEPPER! Dr Pepper screams, and Jbell superkicks him and Dr Pepper falls through the ropes and to the floor! Jbell stands tall in the ring as he stares down Dr Pepper. Dr Pepper holds his chest and motions that he sees Jbell and smiles, happy at what just transpired. Commentary is confused as fans chant "Bell is going to kill you."

SEGMENT: MCG is shown in his office. He sees during the week he promised a response to @Mitchy and this is it. He says Mitchy proved him right... again. He offered up his back and Mitchy didn't take it. He thought maybe he was wrong. Then Mitchy slapped him in the face and low blowed him. MCG says he's come to expect this from Mitchy. MCG says Mitchy doesn't need to ask twice. The match at Night to Remember... it's happening. MCG finds it fitting that when they go one-on-one, face-to-face like men, it's at an event called Night to Remember. He says it indeed will be a Night to Remember. He says the fans are going to remember the great show, the fans are going to remember the many great performances... and Mitchy in particular is going to remember the night his career came to an end at the hands of MCG. MCG stares menacingly into the camera to close the segment.

BACKSTAGE: @Phobia Catalyst is in a dark room, leaning up against a chain link wall with a single light bulb on. Legendary AC tells the camera to not point at him, but points to a corner for the camera to target instead. The camera pans to the corner, and there are lit candles and SEVERAL PICTURES OF @OmniSens ON THE WALL. Legendary AC walks towards the corner, and he runs his fingers over the pictures of OmniSens in his sort of makeshift shrine. Legendary AC sounds choked up. He says he's sorry. Legendary AC says he's sorry for what he did to his good friend. Legendary AC looks into the camera, shrine still in the picture, and he says that he hopes one day... Omni can forgive him. Legendary AC turns back and speaks in tongues as he looks at the shrine for Omni, and then blows out the candle.

MATCH 3 - @The Gongshow vs. @OmniSens
- Omni was in the ring and watched that segment on the titantron and is shaken. His ear is bandaged up. Gongshow takes advantage of Omni's mental state and jumps him. He stomps away and is in firm control to the start the match in the corner. Gongshow punches away at Omni and Irish whips him into the opposite corner so hard that Omni bounces out and eats a scoop powerslam. Gongshow rolls Omni on his side... AND GONGSHOW STOMPS AT THE EAR OF OMNI THAT AC HAS TARGETED THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS! Gongshow stomps him repeatedly on the ear as Omni has to retreat to the corner and protect himself. Gongshow smirks as commentary plays up that Omni is a vet from the first run of the HFWF and Gongshow doesn't like those types. Gongshow hits repeated European uppercuts on Omni and then starts raking away the ear of Omni and breaks it up at the count of 4. Gongshow picks Omni up and looks for snake eyes in the corner, but Omni slides down. Omni leans against the ropes and Gong charges, but Omni back drops Gongshow over the top and out to the apron. Gong lands on his feet and runs up to the top turnbuckle, but Omni grabs Gongshow and throws him off the top turnbuckle and to the mat below!
- Omni now gets a burst as he hits repeated flying clotheslines on Gongshow. Omni hits huge rights to Gongshow, backing him into the corner. Omni climbs up and pounds away at the head of Gongshow with 10 punches. Omni lifts Gong into a seated position on the top turnbuckle and Omni carries Gong out... AND OMNI PLANTS GONGSHOW WITH A MUSCLE BUSTER! COVER GETS A TWO! Omni gets up and he's sizing Gongshow up for something. Omni sets Gong up for a Rock Bottom, but Gongshow elbows his way out of it. Gong looks for an inverted headlock backbreaker, but Omni wiggles free and pushes Gong chest first into the corner! Omni lifts Gong up for a back suplex and hits him with an atomic drop! Omni drops Gongshow with a quick DDT! Cover gets a two! Omni tries for a Sharpshooter, but Gongshow fights out and pushes Omni back first into the corner. Gong gets up and looks for a splash but Omni moves! OMNI PLANTS GONGSHOW WITH A SPINEBUSTER! OMNI SETS GONG UP... ROCK BOTTOM... BUT GONGSHOW BREAKS FREE IN MID-AIR! OMNI TURNS... AND GONGSHOW PLANTS OMNI WITH A JUMPING CUTTER! GONG FOR THE COVER AND IT'S GOOD! JUST. LIKE. THAT.
RESULT: The Gongshow def. OmniSens @ 9:00.

Post-match:
Gongshow celebrates his victory and has a cocky smirk on his face. He poses for the crowd. Suddenly, @ColePens appears on the titantron and he looks to be in a country club golf course. It looks expensive as f***. He has a fireplace set up, is wearing a flashy suit, nice watch, and he lights an expensive cigar in the fireplace. ColePens congratulates Gongshow on his big victory. He says it's the last one he's going to have. ColePens calls Gongshow a disrespectful punk if he thinks he can even lace up ColePens' boots let alone beating him at Night to Remember! ColePens reminds Gongshow that he's an HFWF LEGEND. He says while Gongshow was running around and sucking his thumb and getting spanked by his mommy at the age of 13, ColePens was winning HFWF championship gold. ColePens says while Gong runs around claiming to be a "legacy killer," his legacy is timeless. It's immortal. It'll never die because he won't let it. ColePens says before he left the arena last week he found some trailer trash that he took with him to the country club to keep this beautiful fire in the fireplace running. He pulls articles of clothing out of a bag, and they ALL belong to Gongshow! ColePens starts throwing Gongshow's personal belongings, his shirts, pants, a jacket into the fire. ColePens keeps rummaging through the bag, and COLEPENS FINDS A PAIR OF SKETCHERS IN GONGSHOW'S BAG. ColePens mutters he's about to lose his sh--- but calms himself down and says he's just going to burn this piece of crap anyways, and he throws the pair of Sketchers into the fire. Gongshow his losing his mind in the ring, calling ColePens a son of a bitch. ColePens says he's done in one minute what Gongshow can't even dream of doing: rattle him. ColePens says he is unshakable. He says at Night to Remember, Gongshow is nothing but a speed bump. When he puts that punk ass kid down, he's going for the HFWF Championship. ColePens leans back and continues smoking his cigar as he admires the fire he created. Gongshow is still seething and furious in the ring to close the segment.

VIDEO HYPE: Hype for the @Fro vs. @SeidoN HFWF Championship match at Night to Remember plays. We see highlights of the two men in action with voice clips spliced in. Fro's parts had him saying he's a fighting champion, he's the ace of the HFWF, and that there is no one better. He says he's beaten legends like MCG, ColePens, CrimsonSkorpion in the past, and SeidoN, while he's good, isn't on that level. Fro ensures victory. He says he's the most decorated champion in HFWF history and has won it all and anyone who wants the HFWF Title will have to pry it out of his cold dead hands. SeidoN, meanwhile, says he's all about proving people wrong and making history. He says The Outcasts won the first ever HFWF WarGames match. He says The Outcasts have left a trail of destruction in their path. MCG, BonMorrison, Paris in Flames, Gongshow, Disclose, PeterSidorkiewicz, Scandale du Jour, ColePens, KIRK, Brudda, Kimi... and Fro, have all felt their wrath. The thing is, that was hardly a fraction of what he's capable of. He's let Fro off easy in the past, but not at Night to Remember. Night to Remember is about respect and taking over the HFWF. When SeidoN wins the HFWF Title, the entire world has no choice but to respect them, and with the HFWF's top prize, The Outcasts are going to run this ship. He says Fro is going to fall flat on his face and he vows to end Fro's reign at Night to Remember.

MATCH 4 - @UnrealMachine (w / @KIRK & @Scandale du Jour ) vs. @Disclose (w/ @PeterSidorkiewicz & @Brudda )
- Right as the bell rings, Disclose tries thrusting, but the beast, UnrealMachine lifts the big man up on his shoulder effortlessly and delivers repeated shoulder thrusts in the corner. UnrealMachine's freakish strength is shown as he effortlessly throws Disclose across the ring. UnrealMachine hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. And another. And another. And another. And a fifth one in a row. UnrealMachine plays to the crowd to heat. UnrealMachine pulls the boot of Disclose off to reveal a couple of dollar bills and UnrealMachine grabs the bills and feeds them to Disclose as Peter and Brudda yell that that's a portion of rent money!
- UnrealMachine deadlifts Disclose off the mat and hits repeated gut busters over his knee into the ribs of Disclose, and then throws Disclose with a fallaway slam. UnrealMachine lifts Disclose up looking for an F5... but DISCLOSE TAKES A PAGE OUT OF THE MONKEY'S BOOK AND STARTS HUMPING THE SHOULDER OF UNREALMACHINE! Disclose climbs down and UnrealMachine looks pissed. He backs Disclose into the corner and looks for more shoulder thrusts. UnrealMachine backs away and charges for a running shoulder attack in the corner, but DISCLOSE MOVES AND UNREALMACHINE POSTS HIMSELF! Disclose wraps the arm of UnrealMachine around the ring post and repeatedly slams it in to the post. Disclose goes up behind UnrealMachine... AND DISCLOSE HITS UNREALMACHINE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! DISCLOSE HITS HIM WITH ANOTHER, AND A THIRD! KIRK is losing his mind on the outside, yelling at UnrealMachine to get up. UnrealMachine is shaken in the corner. DISCLOSE WITH A RUNNING HIP ATTACK. HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES, BUT UNREALMACHINE CUTS HIM OFF WITH A SICK CLOTHESLINE! UnrealMachine wastes no time. Immediately follows up with German suplexes, Northern Lights Suplex, Belly-to-Belly suplexes, and a standing delayed vertical suplex into a jackhammer. UnrealMachine taunts the rest of Tenants with a Room on the floor. UNREALMACHINE PLANTS DISCLOSE WITH AN F5! UnrealMachine for the cover... but he breaks up his own pin at two! KIRK laughs on the outside and he wants another one. UNREALMACHINE FOR ANOTHER F5... AND HE HITS IT! Before UnrealMachine can go for the pin, MONKEY NOISES ARE HEARD OVER THE PA SYSTEM IN THE ARENA. Confusion is on everyone's faces, but suddenly, BRUDDA starts laughing, and then PeterSidorkiewicz starts laughing as he yells "WONDERFUL!" KIRK looks like he's about to lose his mind... AND STASH THE MONKEY IS IN A FISHER PRICE TOY WAGON AS HE USES HIS ONE ARM OVER THE EDGE TO PUSH HIMSELF DOWN... AND THEN HE LETS HIMSELF ROLL DOWN THE RAMP AND RIGHT INTO KIRK'S SHINS! The monkey jumps KIRK and KIRK is down as the monkey now pulls the brown bananas from the basket out of the toy wagon and starts smashing them in KIRK's face! Stash the Monkey is clawing at KIRK as Scandale du Jour grabs the monkey, but PETERSIDORKIEWICZ GRABS SCANDALE AND HITS HIM WITH A HARD RIGHT! BRUDDA SAVES STASH AS PETERSIDORKIEWICZ THROWS SCANDALE INTO THE GUARDRAIL! Brudda drops the monkey on KIRK's face... AND STASH THE MONKEY IS NOW HUMPING KIRK'S HEAD! UnrealMachine is distracted by all of this, but Disclose is up... AND DISCLOSE HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX ON UNREALMACHINE! Unreal pops up, and Disclose hits a running headbutt! Running splash off the ropes, and Disclose now climbs up top... AND DISCLOSE HITS A HUGE SPLASH OFF THE TOP ON UNREALMACHINE! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER, AND HE GETS THE WIN! UNREALMACHINE IS CONQUERED ON THIS NIGHT!
RESULT: Disclose def. UnrealMachine @ 10:00.

Post-match:
Disclose, Brudda, PeterSidorkiewicz and Stash the Monkey enter the ring and they all celebrate together. Disclose holds up Stash the Monkey like that scene from The Lion King to a big pop from the crowd as we see replays of the match. Back live, Brudda is now trying to feed Stash the brown bananas, but Stash spits them out at Brudda. PeterSidorkiewicz pulls out a fresh, nice looking banana and he hands it to the monkey. The celebration is cut short, UNREALMACHINE IS UP AND HE NEARLY TAKES DISCLOSE'S HEAD OFF WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE! UNREALMACHINE WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX ON PETER! The monkey jumps out of Brudda's hands, and UNREALMACHINE WITH A HUGE OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY ON BRUDDA! Scandale du Jour enters and he mounts Peter and lays into him with hard rights. Scandale du Jour picks Peter up... AND PLANTS HIM WITH ONE POWERBOMB... AND A SECOND... AND THE THIRD AND FINAL ONE IS A HUGE SITDOWN POWERBOMB! UnrealMachine... F5 ON DISCLOSE! F5 ON BRUDDA! UnrealMachine piles the bodies of Tenants with a Room on top of each other as the monkey is trying to throw bananas at them to stop. Scandale du Jour on top... AND SCANDALE HITS A MASSIVE FROG SPLASH ON THE PILE OF BODIES OF TWR! UnrealMachine and Scandale du Jour stand tall to huge heat from the crowd. They leave the ring and UnrealMachine picks KIRK up on his shoulder as KIRK is crying out that he has the rabies. Unreal repeatedly tells him to shut up as they disappear behind the curtain, leaving TWR laid out as Stash the Monkey is eating his banana while checking on them, trying to revive them by waving the super brown banana under their noses.

VIDEO HYPE: @Emperoreddy .. COMING SOON. Clips of him doing Make-A-Wish are shown.

COMMENTARY: The commentators announce that after what we just witnessed, MCG has made a new match for Night to Remember: UnrealMachine & Scandale du Jour vs. Disclose & PeterSidorkiewicz.

MATCH 5 - @BonMorrison & @Paris in Flames vs. @Natey & @Serac -- Non-Title Match

- During the entrance of Bon and Paris, NATEY AND SERAC JUMP THEM! The two teams are brawling on the floor and are causing all out chaos like we used to see at the beginning of the new HFWF due to The Outcasts. The brawl is wild, as they fight through the crowd for a bit before re-entering the ringside area after Bon back dropped Natey over the guardrail and onto the floor. Serac threw a steel chair at Bon's head. Everyone is using the ringside area to their advantage. Suddenly, Natey pulls a table out from under the ring and he's working over Paris in Flames. They're on the apron, trying to put one another through the table set up on the floor. Serac tries helping Natey, but Bon hits Serac with a steel chair in the back! BONMORRISON POWERBOMBS SERAC OFF THE APRON AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR ON TOP OF THE BASE OF THE STEEL STEPS! BON JOINS PARIS ON THE APRON... AND BON AND PARIS DELIVER A DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP OFF THE APRON AND THROUGH THE TABLE BELOW TO NATEY!! All three men are down and out through the table! Serac is down beside them after the powerbomb!
- MCG MAKES HIS WAY OUT TO THE TOP OF THE STAGE. MCG says he doesn't like what the hell he just saw, but he just got a great idea. Night to Remember is about big matches. He says he knows everyone over there is down and out right now but he knows they can hear him. MCG says at Night to Remember, since the rules can't seem to contain the hatred between Mount Rushmore and those thugs that call themselves "Outcasts" then there will be no rules... MCG says at Night to Remember, BonMorrison & Paris in Flames will take on Natey & Serac... IN A TORNADO TAG TEAM NO DISQUALIFICATION, NO COUNTOUT MATCH! The fans pop big as MCG stands tall on the top of the stage...

... AND SUDDENLY, @Mitchy APPEARS BEHIND THE CURTAIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR! The fans are booing as MCG surveys the arena. MITCHY IS HESITATING! MCG'S BACK IS TO HIM, BUT MITCHY IS HESITATING TO HIT HIM. AFTER SOME CONTEMPLATION... MITCHY HITS MCG IN THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR! MCG falls to the ramp selling the back as Mitchy holds the steel chair in his hands and looks down at MCG, at the chair and at the crowd. Major heat for Mitchy as Mitchy even looks somewhat disappointed in himself; like he's a conflicted man not acting the way he knows is right. Mitchy drops the chair and he stands tall on the top of the stage with MCG down to close the show.

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NEXT WEEK ON HFWF TV

- Contract signing between Fro and SeidoN.
- Cor & Chytil vs. Virtanen & Pinkfloyd.
- Jbell vs. ColePens.

TWO SHOWS LEFT BEFORE NIGHT TO REMEMBER.
 

KIRK

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Leaving kayfabe . . .

Let me say this: Just when I thought the whole @ColePens and Skechers angle had the potential to rival KIRK, @Disclose, and Stash the Monkey . . .

ColePens starts throwing Gongshow's personal belongings, his shirts, pants, a jacket into the fire. ColePens keeps rummaging through the bag, and COLEPENS FINDS A PAIR OF SKETCHERS IN GONGSHOW'S BAG. ColePens mutters he's about to lose his sh--- but calms himself down and says he's just going to burn this piece of crap anyways, and he throws the pair of Sketchers into the fire. Gongshow his losing his mind in the ring, calling ColePens a son of a *****.

You go ahead and take the my story with the monkey to a whole new level . . .


UNREALMACHINE FOR ANOTHER F5... AND HE HITS IT! Before UnrealMachine can go for the pin, MONKEY NOISES ARE HEARD OVER THE PA SYSTEM IN THE ARENA. Confusion is on everyone's faces, but suddenly, BRUDDA starts laughing, and then PeterSidorkiewicz starts laughing as he yells "WONDERFUL!" KIRK looks like he's about to lose his mind... AND STASH THE MONKEY IS IN A FISHER PRICE TOY WAGON AS HE USES HIS ONE ARM OVER THE EDGE TO PUSH HIMSELF DOWN... AND THEN HE LETS HIMSELF ROLL DOWN THE RAMP AND RIGHT INTO KIRK'S SHINS! The monkey jumps KIRK and KIRK is down as the monkey now pulls the brown bananas from the basket out of the toy wagon and starts smashing them in KIRK's face!

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Back in kayfabe . . .

I'll have comments for the record when I've been released from the hospital after testing.

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PeterSidorkiewicz

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Like I said they have the machine but we are the cogs of freedom that sustain a balanced existence!!!

Disclose showed tonight why rent money is always ON TIME. We sent Stash to the Age of Enlightenment and he wheeled himself back through the cosmic continuum in time to pass off his knowledge of being and destroy everything KIRK holds dear. The threat of unmitigated violence was no match the philosophers Stash engaged with and the sciences he learned in just one viewing on our parallel planes.

The Room was paid for in full tonight ohhhhh yesssssssss paid for indeed!!!!!!
 
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