HFWF: The Reboot II
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Nobody will be winning any belts except for the Outcasts. Once we destroy Rushmore, and SeidoN wins the HFWF title, we'll be running the show.
seriously. no one gives a shit about the Outcast. your segments and matches sucks. its just the same orgy between you three and sometimes Natey.
Mitchy
#HFOutcasts
Mitchy
#HFOutcasts
Fro
Cheatin on CBJ w TBL
AlphaCatalyst
Elite Fan
HFWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Fro (c) vs. SeidoN
MCG vs. Mitchy
The Gongshow vs. ColePens
TORNADO TAG TEAM NO DQ, NO COUNTOUT MATCH
BonMorrison & Paris in Flames vs. Natey & Serac
UnrealMachine & Scandale du Jour vs. Disclose & PeterSidorkiewicz
Via Cid Phoenix of WrestleBlog.net
My Review of HFWF WEEKLY 15
Hello once again Internet People. We are now just three shows away from HFWF Night to Remember. And things are getting intense. So Lets look at what happened and give the good stuff an Up and the Bad stuff a down. Let’s Go!
We kick off the show with our good friends Cor and Chytil. They are back using the wall metaphor for trying to get Chytil over and while he gets over the wall and he gets over with the fans, he does not get over with me. – Gets a down. It was funny and made me laugh the first time but now it is just getting repetitive. Needed to have more creativity. Just seemed lazy to me.
However immediately after #FTR show up and attack Cor and Chytil on their way to the ring to take on the team of TEAMWORK the former tag champs Virtanen and Pinfloyd. This was a half decent match and while there are rumors of TEAMWORK in the HFWF dog house they still but on a fantastic match with #FTR and- Gets an Up. After the match Cor and Chytil get payback hitting their finishers on the victors and stand tall over the two teams in the ring.
We head backstage with the tenants who are missing Stash this week as he is away hosting Animal Planet. The mood changes when Peter gives a strange sing song promo and they all start dancing. Love these guys – Gets an Up
Back to the ring and we get a match with JBell taking on Falco and it’s a squash so yeah – Gets a down. However after the match Dr. Pepper shows up and he and JBell beat the piss out of each other for a spell and while Pepper seems to have taken the brunt of it, he seems happy about it. Normally I would not give an additional up or down after a match but it’s my show I can do what I want. The whole thing was intense and I liked it – Gets a bonus Up
MCG is in his office and makes it official he and Mitchy of the Outcasts will have a match at Night to Remember.
We then see another strange AC segment this time he has a shrine to Omni set up. I just don’t know what is up with this stuff.
This is followed by our third match of the night with Gongshow taking on Omni. And this was a great match easily – Gets an Up. They had less than ten minutes to work with but both guys got their stuff in and Gong picks up the win reversing the OmniBottom into a Cutter, fantastic sequence. Highlight of the night so far.
ColePens shows up on the screen and has some of gongshows belongings and critics them. This is another match that should be great come NTR.
This is followed by a promo package fro Fro vs SeidoN at NTR and it was very well done. I liked it.
The fourth match of the night has Unreal Machine taking on Disclose. Both men have come with their respective back up in tow. Another fantastic match and Stash shows up in a surprise appearance. This gives Disclose the motivation (and distraction) picking up what I would say is an upset victory. – Gets an Up. Although the sight of Stash humping KIRKS head may haunt my dreams for the next week.
After the match PWC just goes ballistic and absolutely wrecks TWR (luckily Stash is able to escape harm). And just like Jbell and Pepper even though this was after the match – Gets a Bonus Up
After a quick promo for EmperorEddy we get our final match of the night. Bon and Pif taking on Natey and Serac. This never gets started as Bon and Pif are attacked on their way to the ring by Natey and Serac. MCG comes out and books a match for NTR a tornado tag team no disqualification, no count out match… hell yeah – Gets an Up. Soon after Mitchy shows up and attacks MCG with a chair to end the show.
In the end the Ups get 7 and downs only 2. There were a few things I did not give either to like MCGs promo in his office or whatever it is AC is up to because I did not feel they deserved either. Now only 2 shows away from NTR and I have a feeling the card is getting closer to being done now. We have Fro vs. SeidoN for the title. MCG and Mitchy, The Gongshow and ColePens, The tag title match that was just announced BonMorrison & Paris in Flames vs. Natey & Serac as well as UnrealMachine & Scandale du Jour vs. Disclose & PeterSidorkiewicz.
I think we still get something with Omni and AC as well and Cor and Chytil taking on #FTR. Overall that is a great card in my books and will indeed make for a night to remember. So looking forward to what happens next week, I’ll see you then.
AlphaCatalyst
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HFWF.com Exclusive
*back in the room AC was in earlier but it is dark. Suddenly a lantern lights up. AC cannot be seen but he speaks with a somewhat sinister tone and cadence.*
"At the beginning of the harvest season even before they plant the seeds farmers burn their fields to remove plants that are already growing and to help the plants that are about to come up. These burns are done to improve the health of the field and help the new seeds have the best chance at achieving their potential. In a similar parallel the Phoenix is a mythical creature that once it has lived out its existence it is consumed by fire and destroyed. Yet from its ashes it is reborn anew. Only by accepting this reality can it achieve its true destiny and fate. It cannot fear the fire as a destroyer in its old and weak state but look to it as an opportunity to become stronger as a giver of life and granter of a new hope through the rebirth."
*there is a pause as the flame in the lantern flickers for a few seconds*
"Do not be afraid of what is coming but embrace it. It is time to accept your fate and when you do you shall indeed rise from the ashes of your old, weak former self. it is time to be reborn."
*The flames die down and are extinguished. before the camera pans down to the floor where a photo of Omni is seen burning.*
"No Fear."
*back in the room AC was in earlier but it is dark. Suddenly a lantern lights up. AC cannot be seen but he speaks with a somewhat sinister tone and cadence.*
"At the beginning of the harvest season even before they plant the seeds farmers burn their fields to remove plants that are already growing and to help the plants that are about to come up. These burns are done to improve the health of the field and help the new seeds have the best chance at achieving their potential. In a similar parallel the Phoenix is a mythical creature that once it has lived out its existence it is consumed by fire and destroyed. Yet from its ashes it is reborn anew. Only by accepting this reality can it achieve its true destiny and fate. It cannot fear the fire as a destroyer in its old and weak state but look to it as an opportunity to become stronger as a giver of life and granter of a new hope through the rebirth."
*there is a pause as the flame in the lantern flickers for a few seconds*
"Do not be afraid of what is coming but embrace it. It is time to accept your fate and when you do you shall indeed rise from the ashes of your old, weak former self. it is time to be reborn."
*The flames die down and are extinguished. before the camera pans down to the floor where a photo of Omni is seen burning.*
"No Fear."
biggest show of the year and Mount Rushmore dont have to put their titles on the line. classic.
BonMorrison
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@MorrisonHF
Hearing rumblings from some literal garbage that PiF and I don't have the balls to put our belts on the line at #NightToRemember. If ya'll wanna see some fighting champions, we're right here. Make it happen, @MCG31.
Hearing rumblings from some literal garbage that PiF and I don't have the balls to put our belts on the line at #NightToRemember. If ya'll wanna see some fighting champions, we're right here. Make it happen, @MCG31.
@M.C.G. 31 is protecting his cronies.
I DESERVE a title shot. We beat @BonMorrison and @Paris in Flames by DQ, which MCG has yet to officially acknowledge, I beat @Kimi at Limitless. We stood tall over #FTR and @Virtanen18 and @Pinkfloyd . I beat @Dr Pepper. I was closing in on defeating @jbell886 but @Chytil caused a DQ.
Bon and Paris LOST at Limitless, and for some reason were handed a rematch, while someone like me, who has done nothing but win, and elevate someone like @Chytil get nothing.
I am Pure Excellence, and @M.C.G. 31 needs to start realizing it.
And the Outcasts, @Natey @Serac and @SeidoN want to jump the line? I don't think so pal.
Dr Pepper
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The Gongshow
Fire JBB
Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is KIRK. I am the advocate for PWC. I am the one behind the one who . . . can't get his hands around that god damned monkey's neck.
I regret that I am being forced to speak to you by telephone, but I still am in the hospital and have several more tests scheduled after being desecrated by that filthy, diseased, poop colored banana eating monkey.
First of all, to the tens and tens of people who sent cards and letters . . . NO . . . I AM NOT DEAD YET.
But, I am ANGRY . . .
I am ANGRY that @Scandale du Jour can't take his eyes of the mirror long enough to do something constructive for once.
I am ANGRY because even MY CLIENT, the @UnrealMachine, not only FAILED to make minced meat out of Stash but also FAILED to defeat that bottom feeding gyrating piece of trailer who barely can afford RENT MONEY . . . @Disclose.
And, while I am HAPPY that @Scandale du Jour and @UnrealMachine beat the living HELL out of Tenants, I am ANGRY they let that damn monkey escape . . . YET AGAIN.
That's okay though. Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. But, NOW . . . I have THE ace in the hole.
I have @ColePens Pavlovian like reaction to the site of Skechers to tip the balance.
And, when he's done making @The Gongshow RUE THE DAY he bought a pair of Skechers, he'll make TENANTS-- and not just those three stooges @Disclose, @PeterSidorkiewicz, and @Brudda, but also that monkey sized Skechers wearing piece of crap Stash-- PRAY . . . FOR . . . DEATH
Because rest assured DEATH is a far better end than what @ColePens will do to the three of you and that monkey for signing an endorsement deal with Skechers.
I regret that I am being forced to speak to you by telephone, but I still am in the hospital and have several more tests scheduled after being desecrated by that filthy, diseased, poop colored banana eating monkey.
First of all, to the tens and tens of people who sent cards and letters . . . NO . . . I AM NOT DEAD YET.
But, I am ANGRY . . .
I am ANGRY that @Scandale du Jour can't take his eyes of the mirror long enough to do something constructive for once.
I am ANGRY because even MY CLIENT, the @UnrealMachine, not only FAILED to make minced meat out of Stash but also FAILED to defeat that bottom feeding gyrating piece of trailer who barely can afford RENT MONEY . . . @Disclose.
And, while I am HAPPY that @Scandale du Jour and @UnrealMachine beat the living HELL out of Tenants, I am ANGRY they let that damn monkey escape . . . YET AGAIN.
That's okay though. Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. But, NOW . . . I have THE ace in the hole.
I have @ColePens Pavlovian like reaction to the site of Skechers to tip the balance.
And, when he's done making @The Gongshow RUE THE DAY he bought a pair of Skechers, he'll make TENANTS-- and not just those three stooges @Disclose, @PeterSidorkiewicz, and @Brudda, but also that monkey sized Skechers wearing piece of crap Stash-- PRAY . . . FOR . . . DEATH
Because rest assured DEATH is a far better end than what @ColePens will do to the three of you and that monkey for signing an endorsement deal with Skechers.
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Truth be told, if someone had to make a bet on who would win the @The Gongshow versus @ColePens grudge match, I think perhaps . . . MAYBE . . . someone would have bet on you.
But, @The Gongshow, it was all fun and games UNTIL @ColePens found those Skechers.
Now, you're not ONLY wresting some stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun!'
You're not ONLY wrestling a man who's shoes cost more than your house.
And, you're certainly not ONLY wrestling the man who takes multiple Swedish models on the ride to Space Mountain . . . ALL . . . DAY . . . LONG.
NO, once @ColePens got a look at these . . .
May God have mercy on your soul, because @ColePens surely won't.
The Gongshow
Fire JBB
Natey
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I don't need a title on the line to rearrange your face. But I'm happy to take it from you.
@KIRK 's BIRDS ARE TO BUSY TO HELP AND THE ONE WHO FIGHTS JUST GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY MOI.
NICE SHOES GONGSHOW!
CANT WAIT TO SEE TENANTS' CUSTOM CLEATS FROM @SKECHERSUSA
#HopeTheyLightUp!
#N2R
NICE SHOES GONGSHOW!
CANT WAIT TO SEE TENANTS' CUSTOM CLEATS FROM @SKECHERSUSA
#HopeTheyLightUp!
#N2R
PeterSidorkiewicz
HFWF Tourney Undisputed Champion
I would like to beam a signal of confidence to @sketchers for providing us pure comfort as we prepare our travels across the Serengeti of HFWF now in extreme comfort. FANTASTIC!!!
@The Gongshow . . . do you REALLY need a reminder of what happened the last time you thought you were the future of the company?
Just wanna say I appreciate y’all lol. The contributions of others keep me going for sure. This is so much more fun to do than the other times years ago.
First of all . . .
First of all . . .
Hold on a minute . . .
Who in the HELL wrote PROCTOLOGICAL EXAM in monkey scratch on my medical charts?
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