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Nate: 'I have a snowblower and I know how to use it, Joe.'Roy and Sakic must have successfully recovered whatever blackmail Guenin had on them.
Nate: 'I have a snowblower and I know how to use it, Joe.'Roy and Sakic must have successfully recovered whatever blackmail Guenin had on them.
I really hope he gets claimed. Its the only way we guarantee him not coming back.
You guys know he hasn't gone anywhere yet, right?
All we have to do is delay calling him back up until the end of the season when his contract is up!
He hasn't been sent down. I think even Roy said he wont be?
He hasn't been sent down. I think even Roy said he wont be?
I think roy wants to dump a defenceman. He was shocked that they didn't claim gormley so he feels like someone for sure will claim guinin. When no one claims him he will realize how delusional he was thinking that guinin was a legit nhl defencemen. Just my theory.
You guys know he hasn't gone anywhere yet, right?
But Roy waiving Guenin is the first step to admitting he has a problem
I think roy wants to dump a defenceman. He was shocked that they didn't claim gormley so he feels like someone for sure will claim guinin. When no one claims him he will realize how delusional he was thinking that guinin was a legit nhl defencemen. Just my theory.
If he thinks anyone will claim Guenin he should be locked up for insanity. With all due respect, I am pretty sure that is not what he is thinking.
He started guinin in the opening lineup to start the season.Played him almost every game for 2 and a half years. If he believed that guinin wasn't an nhl defencemen he would've replace him at some point in the 2 and a half years.
I like to imagine this all happened like that scene in Office Space, with Joe calling Guenin to his office.
Joe Sakic: "What you do on the Avalanche, is you watch the opposing team enter the our defensive zone and you point to them for your teammates to cover them and cluelessly screen our goalie."
Nate Guenin: "Yes, yes that's right."
JS: "Well Nate I just have to ask, why couldn't your teammates just take a man in the d-zone themselves?"
NG: "Well, I'll uhh, I'll tell you why! Because my teammates are not good at finding who they should be covering."
JS: "So, you physically defend against the opposing team yourself?"
NG: "Well, no... my defensive partner does that, or the forwards on the ice at the time."
JS: "So, then you must physically block some shots on goal?"
NG: "Well, no... I MEAN... sometimes!"
JS: "What would you say... you do here?"
NG: "Well look, I already told you! I deal with the opposing team so the goalie doesn't have to! I HAVE DEFENSIVE SKILLS! I AM GOOD AT PLAYING DEFENSE! Can't you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?!"
I like to imagine this all happened like that scene in Office Space, with Joe calling Guenin to his office.
Joe Sakic: "What you do on the Avalanche, is you watch the opposing team enter the our defensive zone and you point to them for your teammates to cover them and cluelessly screen our goalie."
Nate Guenin: "Yes, yes that's right."
JS: "Well Nate I just have to ask, why couldn't your teammates just take a man in the d-zone themselves?"
NG: "Well, I'll uhh, I'll tell you why! Because my teammates are not good at finding who they should be covering."
JS: "So, you physically defend against the opposing team yourself?"
NG: "Well, no... my defensive partner does that, or the forwards on the ice at the time."
JS: "So, then you must physically block some shots on goal?"
NG: "Well, no... I MEAN... sometimes!"
JS: "What would you say... you do here?"
NG: "Well look, I already told you! I deal with the opposing team so the goalie doesn't have to! I HAVE DEFENSIVE SKILLS! I AM GOOD AT PLAYING DEFENSE! Can't you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?!"