Allie Kitsune
...and the Brawla Brawla Sewitt
He also threw a cheeseburger in protest of his seat on the team bus and ended up hitting Lemieux with it. I believe he didn't go to jail for ****, he got probation for it, which he promptly violated by shooting someone with a BB gun and then threatening to kill them if they told anyone. He led the police on two high speed chases in 2007, because go big or go home, I guess.
His mentality comes from having rich parents who bought his way out of trouble any time he did something stupid, thus making him a petulant little brat well into adulthood.
The Tyler Walker of the hockey world.
Just enough talent to get a shot at the pros, but ultimately just a severe ****-up whose parents repeatedly buy his way out of trouble.