GDT: GDT #55 - Everybody Murphy Dumps! A Pens - Buffalo Book for Young Readers

[Andy99]

Wow...that must have been a hard decision...should we play our starter, or should we play the AHL call up? How about some real news, like is Matheson able to breath? Has Tanev hired an exorcist to get rid of the ghost? Is ERod actually related to Tyler Kennedy? or are they just twins separated at birth?

here you go....

 

[HandshakeLine]

I think the silver lining, as far as there is one with Maths, is that he doesn’t have a concussion at least.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Pretty sure Tanev needs to be on LTIR for the rest of the season for the Pens to be cap compliant.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Pretty sure Tanev needs to be on LTIR for the rest of the season for the Pens to be cap compliant.

Plus he’s now technically like a third werewolf and we gotta Air Bud that shit before they figure it out and write a rule.

 

[RSPens]

here you go....

I guess I am a little too subtle with my sarcasm.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Pretty sure Tanev needs to be on LTIR for the rest of the season for the Pens to be cap compliant.

CapFriendly has us projected with about $250K and Tanev is $30K per day so if their numbers are correct then he could come back but I think they've said in the past they can be up to $500K off

 

[chethejet]

I think Tanev sits until the playoffs and by most estimates, Pens have a week or maybe more before the first playoff game. Tanev is OK but more time for his shoulder to heal up is a good thing. NO matter who the Pens play, Sully has to give grit a chance here. Tanev, Laffety on the fourth line and Reese if he picks up his intensity will help in that department.

Jake Sid Rust
McCann Geno Kap
Zucker Carter Tanev
Reese TB Lafferty

 

[Randy Butternubs]

CapFriendly has us projected with about $250K and Tanev is $30K per day so if their numbers are correct then he could come back but I think they've said in the past they can be up to $500K off

I think that $250k is accounting for Tanev being on season ending LTIR for 33 days. If he comes off LTIR then that 33 day cost comes back to the team's cap hit meaning they'd be over.

 

[Andy99]

I think Tanev sits until the playoffs and by most estimates, Pens have a week or maybe more before the first playoff game. Tanev is OK but more time for his shoulder to heal up is a good thing. NO matter who the Pens play, Sully has to give grit a chance here. Tanev, Laffety on the fourth line and Reese if he picks up his intensity will help in that department.

Jake Sid Rust
McCann Geno Kap
Zucker Carter Tanev
Reese TB Lafferty

yeah, those lines, which are much better, aren’t happening because our coach is stubborn and blind...he’s still force feeding those crappy lines from the last two games even though he has a chance to try something else out the next two games...

 

[Andy99]

As soon as you hear this, you know it’s a loss tonight lol....

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

I wonder if Tage Thompson circles these games on his calendar.

 

[The Old Master]

I can't help but notice there is a strong element of jokes revolving around fecal matter in this thread.

Go Pens

ok. ok what gave it away? the taste or the smell?

 

[Randy Butternubs]

I'll be busy and may not be able to watch. Go Pens!

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

I wonder if Tage Thompson circles these games on his calendar.

I wonder if Tage Thompson circles his birthday on the calendar and curses his parents for naming him f***ing "Tage."

 

[CascadiaPenguin]

Plus he’s now technically like a third werewolf and we gotta Air Bud that shit before they figure it out and write a rule.

My compliments on a far out GDT, Ozymandias, err, I mean @HandshakeLine!

 

[Andy99]

How often will Mears and Errey say tonight, “Michael Houser, a local boy from Wexford, PA.....?”

1) nah, they won’t mention it
2) a few times but after awhile you won’t even notice it
3) so many times you’ll mute the volume on your tv/computer

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

How often will Mears and Errey say tonight, “Michael Houser, a local boy from Wexford, PA.....?”

1) nah, they won’t mention it
2) a few times but after awhile you won’t even notice it
3) so many times you’ll mute the volume on your tv/computer

3.

It's going to be worse than Steiggy and his mentions of Jeff Skinner's figure skating experience.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

How often will Mears and Errey say tonight, “Michael Houser, a local boy from Wexford, PA.....?”

1) nah, they won’t mention it
2) a few times but after awhile you won’t even notice it
3) so many times you’ll mute the volume on your tv/computer

HEY DID YOU KNOW JORDAN, ERIC AND MARC STAAL ARE ALL BROTHERS?!?

 

[Tom Hanks]

HEY DID YOU KNOW JORDAN, ERIC AND MARC STAAL ARE ALL BROTHERS?!?

 

[RSPens]

HEY DID YOU KNOW JORDAN, ERIC AND MARC STAAL ARE ALL BROTHERS?!?

Yeah, but did you know they have a younger brother who is better… as good as…who also played hockey.

 

[tom_servo]

 

[Andy99]

YES!!!! Celebrate, good times, come on...

 

[The Worst One]

What the f*** is this gdt talking about stinking dumps?

 

[Gurglesons]

 

[Nikolajs Sillers]

Houser will start for Sabres and Murray will make NHL debut.