Garret Sparks - "[Kasperi Kapanen] is the fastest [player] in the world"

[Filthy Dangles]

League officials are requesting a urine sample as we speak.

 

[Erikfromfin]

Its in the genes... his father was already fastest skater in NHL

 

[LeafGrief]

Isn't OP one of the guys who's always whining about Leafs threads?

 

[Canadian Finn]

ya, Kappy is fast.

real fast.

faster than ___________? I don't know.

But he's the fastest player the Leafs have, and that says something.

 

[Karl Eriksson]

The thread title is cited like I used to cite for papers in first year university.

[my point] is proven by [this altered evidence]

 

[HanSolo]

I feel like I need to take a moment to appreciate the hard hitting content TSN puts out. I feel like a better human being now that I know what Kapanen thinks.

This is why I don't pay for the Athletic.

 

[Sky04]

Typical leafs fans trying to pump up their players.

 

[gamer1035]

Normally Leaf threads get closed.

However, its obvious this one will stay open since its a leaf bashing thread.

 

[Strait2thecup]

Ok come on man. The leafs fans kinda suck but this is worse

 

[Kingsfan1]

Uhhhh NO

 

[Jmo89]

A player using hyperbole to describe a teammate... Real thread worthy. Good job non-Leafs fan.

 

[CCM19]

This is the ground breaking news that I needed

 

[winnipegger]

Kapanen's nostrils per 60 is just behind Matthews.

 

[Makar Goes Fast]

why even play the season out, just give him the superbowl.

 

[Roboturner913]

His pops might've been the fastest player in the world circa 2001, though

 

[MoreMogilny]

Kapanen's nostrils per 60 is just behind Matthews.

Cold air intake. Helps you go faster.

 

[Roboturner913]

nm wrong forum

 

[ricky0034]

it's amazing just how transparent TSN is about the whole Leafs bias thing

I mean seriously someone like them tweeting that is just

 

[Kamiccolo]

I feel like I need to take a moment to appreciate the hard hitting content TSN puts out. I feel like a better human being now that I know what Kapanen thinks.

This is why I don't pay for the Athletic.

You don’t pay for the athletic because TSN made a dumb tweet¿ What¿ lol

 

[Kamiccolo]

it's amazing just how transparent TSN is about the whole Leafs bias thing

I mean seriously someone like them tweeting that is just

Why do they do it¿ Look at all the non Leaf fans in here talking about them and sharing the tweet. They know if the talk Leafs the fans click as much as the haters... And there are a LOT of haters.

 

[Kevs Security]

Quote goes "Kapanen is the fastest person on earth" so the title is kinda misleading here. Anyway, that title belongs to Usain Bolt so I'd like to disagree. Fastest on skates though. With puck, McDavid. Without puck, maybe Miles Wood.

 

[loyaltotheend]

Petty...

says the guy who made this thread lol

Everyone knows McDavid is great. Take it up with Sparks if you're that upset

 

[Master Scheif]

Damn Leaf fans making all these threads on the mains... why don't they keep to their own boards??!?!

Master Scheif - "leafsfan1234 is the best poster in the world"

hey man i feel u, lets be friends

Im sorry people blast all leaf fans for the vocal minority. It sucks and I wish people thought more before they posted!

Impressed with Kap tho, glad to see him given a chance outside of the fourth line.

 

[swiftwin]

no.

 

[ricky0034]

Quote goes "Kapanen is the fastest person on earth" so the title is kinda misleading here. Anyway, that title belongs to Usain Bolt so I'd like to disagree. Fastest on skates though. With puck, McDavid. Without puck, maybe Miles Wood.

*insert nascar driver here* is way faster than any of those guys