GDT: GAME XIX: Snow vs. Oil

[Pokecheque]

COLORADO AVALANCHE

VERSUS

EDMONTON OILERS

TIME: 5:00 somewhere
PLACE: We Just Fired Don Cherry Place - Edmonton, AB
WHERE TO WATCH: Altitude UNLESS YOU HAVE COMCAST OR DISH IF THAT'S THE CASE YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCREWED HA HAH AHAHAHHAH HA HAH H AHAHHHA HAHAHAHH HAHAHAH AHAHHHHHAAAAAAAA WHY WOULD DISH AND COMCRAP HATE THEIR FANS SO MUCH YOU SHOULD DITCH THEM FOR SENTRY LINK RIGHT f***ING NOW I MEAN WHAT IS UP WITH THAT YOU SCHLUBS WHY WOULD THEY KEEP ALTITOOD OFF THE AIR AND SCREW THE FANS LIKE THAT JUST A BUNCH OF

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COLORADO AVALANCHE
*Checks notes*
Nope, sorry, you're on your own here.

EDMONTON OILERS
Future Av - Bored and Horny - He's Still Here?
Better Than Looch - Ted Nugent - Archibald I Really Have No Joke Here
Nigh-Guard - Hoss - Chasin'
Other Future Av - Drunk Teletubby - Some other Guy Named Russell

Nurse Ratched - The Bear
Cleftbomb - Caleb "Really? You're Gonna Pass it THERE!?" Jones

- Benning

Costconen

KEYS TO THE GAME:
1. Stuff the puck down your pants when 29 and 97 come off the bench
2. Repeatedly call Dave Tippett "Todd McLellan"
3. Engineer a trade for Connor McDavid by getting Chiarelli's keys to the Oilers front office

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[Ararana]

Let’s try getting through an entire game without someone getting hurt. Crazy I know...

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Let’s try getting through an entire game without someone getting hurt. Crazy I know...

Clarification - without any Avs getting hurt.

 

[SaltySkywalker]

What am I supposed to do with the puck once it's down my pants?

 

[NOTENOUGHJTCGOALS]

Be interesting to see the Oilers young defender who is better than Makar.

And on Saturday the Canucks younger defender who is better than Makar.

 

[Pokecheque]

What am I supposed to do with the puck once it's down my pants?

They don't call it Pocket Hockey for nothin'...

 

[SaltySkywalker]

They don't call it Pocket Hockey for nothin'...

Well, I've got the right curve for it...

 

[henchman21]

They don't call it Pocket Hockey for nothin'...

Well, I've got the right curve for it...

 

[Papa Francouz]

Be interesting to see the Oilers young defender who is better than Makar.

And on Saturday the Canucks younger defender who is better than Makar.

And then on Tuesday the team that traded away the young defender who is better than Makar as part of a package for a young defender who is better than Makar.

 

[Avsboy]

What am I supposed to do with the puck once it's down my pants?

McDavid would still score. In more ways than one

 

[forsbergavs32]

*note* Apparently Smith is in net tonight

 

[AvsFan29]

Hoping to give Smith some flashbacks to the playoffs

*Mackinnon...just...keeps...coming

 

[NOTENOUGHJTCGOALS]

And then on Tuesday the team that traded away the young defender who is better than Makar as part of a package for a young defender who is better than Makar.

They moved Lucic to the blue line?

 

[Papa Francouz]

They moved Lucic to the blue line?

Someone's gotta protect Big Dick Rittich from the Kole Sherwoods of the world.

 

[McMetal]

#FeelTheWern

 

[Foppa2118]

#FeelTheWern

Not in today's day and age.

 

[CB Joe]

Who is in nets tonight?

 

[BrickNHL]

Who is in nets tonight?

Werner

 

[BaconNater]

Do you think there will be more MacKinnon points or Dont Block My Avs graphics destroying my TV screen?

 

[Weast]

Section 126. Come say hi

 

[Pokecheque]

Do you think there will be more MacKinnon points or Dont Block My Avs graphics destroying my TV screen?

If they really wanted to drive the point home, every MacKinnon highlight would be followed by "Brought to you by...NOT COMCAST"

 

[The Abusement Park]

Do you think there will be more MacKinnon points or Dont Block My Avs graphics destroying my TV screen?

You kidding me? It's clearly Altitude's immature propaganda.

 

[forsbergavs32]

They stopped talking about it after that one game. I can deal with them flashing a banner

 

[henchman21]

Section 126. Come say hi

With the talk in here... be careful what you wish for

 

[NOTENOUGHJTCGOALS]

Dude, no need to bring up Kerfoot.

The guy with more goals than Marner and Barrie combined?