GDT: GAME XIX: Snow vs. Oil

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COLORADO AVALANCHE

VERSUS

EDMONTON OILERS


TIME:
5:00 somewhere
PLACE: We Just Fired Don Cherry Place - Edmonton, AB
WHERE TO WATCH: Altitude UNLESS YOU HAVE COMCAST OR DISH IF THAT'S THE CASE YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCREWED HA HAH AHAHAHHAH HA HAH H AHAHHHA HAHAHAHH HAHAHAH AHAHHHHHAAAAAAAA WHY WOULD DISH AND COMCRAP HATE THEIR FANS SO MUCH YOU SHOULD DITCH THEM FOR SENTRY LINK RIGHT f***ING NOW I MEAN WHAT IS UP WITH THAT YOU SCHLUBS WHY WOULD THEY KEEP ALTITOOD OFF THE AIR AND SCREW THE FANS LIKE THAT JUST A BUNCH OF

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COLORADO AVALANCHE
*Checks notes*
Nope, sorry, you're on your own here.

EDMONTON OILERS
Future Av - Bored and Horny - He's Still Here?
Better Than Looch - Ted Nugent - Archibald I Really Have No Joke Here
Nigh-Guard - Hoss - Chasin'
Other Future Av - Drunk Teletubby - Some other Guy Named Russell

Nurse Ratched - The Bear
Cleftbomb - Caleb "Really? You're Gonna Pass it THERE!?" Jones
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- Benning

Costconen

KEYS TO THE GAME:
1. Stuff the puck down your pants when 29 and 97 come off the bench
2. Repeatedly call Dave Tippett "Todd McLellan"
3. Engineer a trade for Connor McDavid by getting Chiarelli's keys to the Oilers front office
 

AvsFan29

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Hoping to give Smith some flashbacks to the playoffs

*Mackinnon...just...keeps...coming
 

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