Our Raanta, who art in net, hallowed by Thy name. Thy goaltending come, Thy saves be done, on Earth as it is on the ice. Give us this day our daily hockey, and lead us not into Los Angeles, but deliver us from evil. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us (except the Kings). For Thine is the crease, the power, and the posts. Forever and ever. AMEN.