GDT: [Game #6] Dallas Stars @ Columbus Blue Jackets - 6:00 PM CT (BS-SW)

[serp]

 

[serp]

Good thing i missed the game and instead went to sleep. Also f*** whoever that "fan" is .

 

[Troy McClure]

Here's a lip reading of Bowness's timeout. Obviously, don't play this at work.

 

[Zapp]

Green team dead

blow this shit core up and let’s move on with Miro, Roope, JRob, Oetter, and Petey.

The rest of them :

 

[Blindsummit]

I saw this, f*** that guy, I hope Elvis makes it his personal mission to get his ass banned from watching hockey games.

That guy should be banned for life from all hockey.

I like Elvis a lot and this is just vile.

 

[FirstRowUpperDeck]

Yeah, was traveling, and got home to watch last 7 minutes, where they seemingly got motivated to not be shut out, but too late to win. By all accounts, they were vastly outplayed again. Sad to watch.

 

[Blindsummit]

Last night's fantasy stats....

 

[Captain Awesome]

Here's a lip reading of Bowness's timeout. Obviously, don't play this at work.

The voice fit was terrible which made this especially funny. Reminds me of watching foreign movies dubbed into English.

 

[Frozen Failure]

I love Jomboy. And that's the most emotion we've seen out of a coach since Crawford.

There's no reason for any of them to be motivated. They know they have the organization over a barrel with the precedent of the Seguin and Benn signings. You don't actually have to produce hardware or wins to get a big money deal, you just have to have business impact.

And as they say in Letterkenny, it's f***ing embarrassing.

 

[Kcb12345]

Wow, you can hear it clearly here

 

[M88K]

I love Jomboy. And that's the most emotion we've seen out of a coach since Crawford.

There's no reason for any of them to be motivated. They know they have the organization over a barrel with the precedent of the Seguin and Benn signings. You don't actually have to produce hardware or wins to get a big money deal, you just have to have business impact.

And as they say in Letterkenny, it's f***ing embarrassing.

Benn literally has an art ross that led to his big money.... an Art Ross that likely would have been Seguin's if not for his injury.
Maybe they have no motivation because they're sick of getting raked over the coals for an incompetent front office?

 

[Frozen Failure]

Benn literally has an art ross that led to his big money.... an Art Ross that likely would have been Seguin's if not for his injury.
Maybe they have no motivation because they're sick of getting raked over the coals for an incompetent front office?

He has ONE Art Ross that he won by the skin of his teeth in a year where no one broke 90. In a pre-McDavid and Matthews era. Jiri effing Hudler has 76 points that year.

So, while an accomplishment, it is overshadowed by any lack of repetition or ancillary hardware. So please don't think Jamie Benn deserved his contract on basically a career year/fluke. And yes, the next year he crushed it, but completely fell off afterwards. A little bit of playoff success and leadership sprinkled in there. 9.5m per for eternity good? A gamble that the organization is maybe kicking itself over. Great player, overpaid after his two 80 point seasons.

 

[BrettHullsToe]

The voice fit was terrible which made this especially funny. Reminds me of watching foreign movies dubbed into English.

Jomboy breakdowns are great, here's two more about hockey that are pretty funny:





Honestly, if you've got some free time to burn, just going through his video history sorted by "most popular" is an amusing way to kill a few minutes here and there.

 

[BfantZ]

Jomboy breakdowns are great, here's two more about hockey that are pretty funny:





Honestly, if you've got some free time to burn, just going through his video history sorted by "most popular" is an amusing way to kill a few minutes here and there.

That’s golden

 

[ElGuapo]

He has ONE Art Ross that he won by the skin of his teeth in a year where no one broke 90.

I hate that argument. Couldn't give two shits what the point total was. Nobody else in the league could score as much as he did.