GDT: Game 50: Blue Jackets @ Coyotes | 1/25/18 19:00 UTC-7 | FS Arizona

[Summer Rose]

Let's go Yotes!

 

[SniperHF]

Decentish start. Keller made a steal and created a chance but couldn't really get a clean shot.

Cousins just stopped a transition dead by doing the same and forced an O-zone faceoff.

 

[Summer Rose]

Righteous Hatred

A Freeverse by Lady Macbeth

What have you ruined?
A smothering indistinctness of misery as emotions writhe.
Once we experienced wonder,
Untainted and innocent,
But your passion died.
A sickening morass of bitterness -
Tears follow hate, follow broken dreams,
Love ground to dust.
In a torrent of sorrow,
I condemn you.

-Dedicated to Kevin Connauton

 

[ParisSaintGermain]

I have not been able to watch the team for a while and, so far, it feels like a different team than what I have been used to.

 

[SniperHF]

At this point I'm no longer buying the teams taking the Coyotes lightly idea as an explanation for the last few games. Columbus is in an insanely tight wildcard fight and needs every point they can get.

 

[Summer Rose]

Here come the icings. Too bad I didn't bake any cupcakes.

 

[SniperHF]

Here come the icings. Too bad I didn't bake any cupcakes.

If you haven't been to a game lately, the Coyotes have these cheesy interlude videos that pop up on the jumbo screen on every icing. Sometimes it's a zoomed in view of cake icing, sometimes it's a picture of Vanilla Ice or a Glacier. It's very cheesy.

 

[Summer Rose]

If you haven't been to a game lately, the Coyotes have these cheesy interlude videos that pop up on the jumbo screen on every icing. Sometimes it's a zoomed in view of cake icing, sometimes it's a picture of Vanilla Ice or a Glacier. It's very cheesy.

If it's cheesy, it must be cream cheese frosting.

 

[SniperHF]

The last 5 minutes or so have been insanely boring.
Sticky line doing board work to kill time.

 

[Summer Rose]

No Tyson, Kyle Chipchura is not one of our favorites. Shut up.

 

[Summer Rose]

"Defend like a giant onion"

-Tyson Nash

 

[Theo Von]

Sorry guys, we feature one of the most boring playing style/game plan in the league.

Brutal.

 

[SniperHF]

Hey I re-implemented the marquee tag while I was bored with the Coyotes game

 

[Summer Rose]

Scott Wedgewood is crazy. Beets are awesome.

 

[SniperHF]

Okay I love John MacLean now.

Todd Walsh: "What'd you think about that period John"
John MacLean: "What'd you think about that period"
<awkward silence>

 

[SniperHF]

Since there's nothing going on at all, it's random thoughts time:
1. Werther's Carmel Popcorn is freaking delicious.
2. Speaking of John MacLean, we need more Die Hard jokes.
3. Tyson Nash says he can't talk, really there's just nothing more to say about that.
4. Coyotes are starting to run around a bit in the D zone. Some clever poke checks have saved their bacon.
5. Looks like the pairings have been switched up? Or did Chychrun/Schenn just get caught out there?

 

[Summer Rose]

Raanta is a goalie god.

 

[SniperHF]

Raanta

 

[SniperHF]

This game is gonna end on a Mike Smith style butt goal and have a final of 1-0. For which side is yet to be determined.

 

[Summer Rose]

This game is gonna end on a Mike Smith style butt goal and have a final of 1-0. For which side is yet to be determined.

I was going to guess that Luke Schenn scores on the wrong net.

 

[zz]

Just turned on the game. Yotes looking good! Some real hustle there.

Is Stepan even playing though?

 

[FinnishCoyote]

In 2018 Raanta is 7th in GAA (1.92) and 7th in sv% (.934)

Edit. Counting goalies with atleast 5 games

 

[zz]

Sorry guys, we feature one of the most boring playing style/game plan in the league.

Brutal.

After watching the Coyotes this season, I will never bitch about boring systems ever again.

 

[SniperHF]

Both teams are really denying quality shots.
Dvorak just had a glorious opportunity in front though.

 

[zz]

Die Hard jokes.

Hans Tocchet's locker room speech: "I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Stepan did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life. We can go any way you want it. You can walk out of here or be carried out. But have no illusions. We are in charge. So, decide now, each of you. And please remember: we have left nothing to chance."