GDT: Game 50: Blue Jackets @ Coyotes | 1/25/18 19:00 UTC-7 | FS Arizona

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Summer Rose

Red Like Roses
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May 3, 2012
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Gainesville, Florida

:coyotes

Ode to Nick Cousins

A Sonnet by Lady Macbeth

My Nick Cousins, you inspire me to write.
How I love the way you pass, shoot, and score,
Invading my mind through the day and night,
Always dreaming about your cheerful roar.

Watching you always makes me merry,
You are most pleasant, generous, and bright.
Snow chills the berries of January,
And wintertime has the Coyotes' might.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love your flashy skating and accurate shot.
Thinking of your skill fills my days.
My love for you is the perfect mascot.

Now I must away with a fearful heart,
Remember my loving words whilst we're apart.



:cbj

A Man Called Nick Foligno

A Limerick by Lady Macbeth

There once was a man who liked diving.
He said, "See the lovely riving!"
It was rather best,
But not very fest,
And he couldn't resist the reviving.

"I thought limericks were supposed to be funny. I slept. Then I dreamed that I was asleep." -John Tortorella



Perlini - Stepan - Panik
Keller - Dvorak - Rieder
Rinaldo - Domi - Fischer
Cousins - Richardson - Martinook

Ekman-Larsson - Demers
Chychrun - Hjalmarsson
Goligoski - Schenn

Raanta
Wedgewood




Panarin - Dubois - Anderson
Jenner - Wennberg - Bjorkstrand
Calver - Jokinen - Foligno
Motte - Sedlak - Schroeder

Werenski - Jones
Johnson - Savard
Harrington - Nutivaara

Bobrovsky
Korpisalo






If we lose, I'm blaming @BigMac1212.
 
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SniperHF

Rejecting Reports
Mar 9, 2007
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It is finished.

But is it Finish'd?

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Name Nameless

Don't go more than 10 seconds back on challenges
Apr 12, 2017
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
Like Tocchet's pearly dome without naming a "C"

Is this not naming a captain telling about not so much hope on keeping OEL?

Or is it a byproduct of a plan to let Stepan be the captain, but he couldn't get the C in his first week with a new team?

Other suggestions?
 

AZviaNJ

“Sure as shit want to F*** Coyote fans.”
Mar 31, 2011
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I will be putting my winless in person streak on the line.........let's see what happens.
 

Grimes

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Jan 5, 2012
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I wonder if the Dubinsky situation will be a distraction for Columbus tonight. Best to come out blazing early.

Has there been any clairity on this? Right now it some of the worst sports reporting I have ever seen. The repirter better hope it isn't health related because parts of the article makes it seem like something feom the Hangover.
 

Matias Maccete

Chopping up defenses
Sep 21, 2014
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Has there been any clairity on this? Right now it some of the worst sports reporting I have ever seen. The repirter better hope it isn't health related because parts of the article makes it seem like something feom the Hangover.
Yeah I looked in the thread in the CBJ forum, no one seems to know what's up but some writers threw some potentially nasty stuff up for sure.
 

Muppet

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Mar 13, 2011
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If I can get some decent wifi on the cruise ship, I'll ignore everything else and watch this on my phone. Priorities, man.
 

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