GDT: Game 34: Sharks @ Red Wings 4:30pm NBCSCA Couture out w/ Covid, Vlasic officially scratched

[TheBeard]

TWO MINUTES.... shuffles feet.... for hooooooking.

 

[The Nemesis]

Every time Randy says "Hronek" when I'm not paying attention I end up thinking he said "Roenick" and I do a double-take.

 

[The Nemesis]

 

[Jwec]

Crap

 

[one2gamble]

Tell me your goalie needs a break without telling me your goalie needs a break

 

[TheBeard]

Tell me your goalie needs a break without telling me your goalie needs a break

No excuse.

 

[The Nemesis]

Someone want to break it to Randy/Bret that the Sharks' habit of giving up goals in the 1st is not because they have particular problems with getting started or the 1st period itself or anything and is mostly because the Sharks (*gasp*) kinda suck?

 

[Negatively Positive]

Reimer's starting to fall off. Top 5-10 pick here we come. Start selling off what we can, DW.

 

[Pavelski2112]

Someone want to break it to Randy/Bret that the Sharks' habit of giving up goals in the 1st is not because they have particular problems with getting started or the 1st period itself or anything and is mostly because the Sharks (*gasp*) kinda suck?

No man, all playoff teams have players like Nick Bonino as their 2C

 

[The Nemesis]

It's a good thing this wasn't an ESPN game. Though the potential tension of Dom Moore on color having to discuss a Bertuzzi would've been morbidly fun.

 

[The Nemesis]

No man, all playoff teams have players like Nick Bonino as their 2C

They're just waiting for his breakout. It'll happen any day now.

 

[The Nemesis]

3:30pm PT game from Buffalo.

Brought to you by Tahoe Blue Vodka.

 

[TheBeard]

3:30pm PT game from Buffalo.

Brought to you by Tahoe Blue Vodka.

Sponsored by… heroin!

 

[Pavelski2112]

Sponsored by… heroin!

Speaking of Heroin, this team is about as bad as Billy Idol's cover of Heroin

 

[The Nemesis]

Sponsored by… heroin!

That's too upscale for Buffalo. It's probably sponsored by greasy chicken wings and Labatt Blue.

 

[Mafoofoo]

Hope Middleton is ok

 

[TheBeard]

Noah Gregor is going to the Hall of Fame of almost

 

[one2gamble]

Ouch

 

[The Nemesis]

f*** off, Red Wings.

 

[Mafoofoo]

Fans really booing?

 

[one2gamble]

I don't think that's a five but with the head injury it makes sense

 

[Pavelski2112]

Noah Gregor is going to the Hall of Fame of almost

Noah Gregor is just Torrey Mitchell but less good defensively

 

[SJSharksfan39]

Maybe a roughing call, but I don't think this is a 5 minute major. It didn't look vicious at all.

 

[Sandisfan]

On further review for Toronto a 5 minute major is assessed to Middleton. Instructions from Toronto incoming.

 

[Negatively Positive]

5 mins of embarrassment coming up.