GDT: Game 19 - CBJ vs NSH - 20 Feb, 7pm

[aRussian]

Goals are 2-0 Nashville after folignos tide changing fight.

Obviously not saying it’s his fault: just saying he wasted his time and effort.

I tried shitting into a gale-force wind too. Ended up needing to make friends with Miralax. I'll leave you to the imagery XD

 

[CBJWerenski8]

To the people saying “blow it up”

careful what you wish for. If you think this is painful, blowing it up is doubling down on teams like this. This is the type of team you’ll see if Jones and Werenski plan to leave and get traded.

Also this is like the 5th youngest team in the league. Hard to blow that up

 

[MoeBartoli]

This team needs a new way to market themselves
How about: Hard to watch hockey “

Good one.

 

[aRussian]

Same thing with Bemstrom .. you have a coach that doesn’t game plan or coach offensive hockey , and it shows

I'm not a Torts apologist, but there is also the balance of having to cater to too many one-dimensional players. Bemstrom replays are all of the "Ovie Office" variety, which Laine has a better claim to.

Team still lacks any identity this season other than "hard to watch"

 

[wabagee]

To the people saying “blow it up”

careful what you wish for. If you think this is painful, blowing it up is doubling down on teams like this. This is the type of team you’ll see if Jones and Werenski plan to leave and get traded.

Also this is like the 5th youngest team in the league. Hard to blow that up

Blow up the coaching and management.

 

[MFRONE]

To the people saying “blow it up”

careful what you wish for. If you think this is painful, blowing it up is doubling down on teams like this. This is the type of team you’ll see if Jones and Werenski plan to leave and get traded.

Also this is like the 5th youngest team in the league. Hard to blow that up

Jackets have been one of the youngest teams in the league for years, that’s part of their problem

 

[Halfboard]

EN goal coming up in 5,4,3,......

 

[MFRONE]

People who pay to watch this team in person next month need not only a COVID test but a psych evaluation.

 

[Halfboard]

No matter what happens, we’re gonna have a good team.....

 

[aRussian]

To the people saying “blow it up”

careful what you wish for. If you think this is painful, blowing it up is doubling down on teams like this. This is the type of team you’ll see if Jones and Werenski plan to leave and get traded.

Also this is like the 5th youngest team in the league. Hard to blow that up

Haven't we been one of the perpetually youngest in the league? That seems to be an info-graphic every year on the FSN commercials

 

[CBJWerenski8]

Can’t even pull the goalie. They quit

 

[Halfboard]

People who pay to watch this team next week need not only a COVID test but a psych evaluation.

 

[CBJWerenski8]

Haven't we been one of the perpetually youngest in the league? That seems to be an info-graphic every year on the FSN commercials

Yup.

 

[Johansen2Foligno]

I say this reluctantly - fire Torts.

 

[Cowumbus]

Lol

we can’t even get the puck in the zone to pull the goalie hahahahagGagag

 

[aRussian]

People who pay to watch this team in person next month need not only a COVID test but a psych evaluation.

I'm qualified. You all NUTS. $63 dollars for 16 minutes of face-to-face time. PAY ME

 

[Fred Glover]

If this team is going to tank they need to wear red all the time

 

[Columbus Jack]

Team has quit on Torts, no one wants to play this boring shit hockey, I don't even care if they suck, they dont have the talent to be good fine but put a product on the ice that's watchable.

 

[VABUCK]

Time for Torts to go. The team is not playing for him.

 

[Cowumbus]

To the people saying “blow it up”

careful what you wish for. If you think this is painful, blowing it up is doubling down on teams like this. This is the type of team you’ll see if Jones and Werenski plan to leave and get traded.

Also this is like the 5th youngest team in the league. Hard to blow that up

29 96 8 3 70/90 42 52 19 28

everyone else can go

 

[majormajor]

I'm going to call the red version of the Jackets the "Crapitals".

 

[Johansen2Foligno]

29 96 8 3 70/90 42 52 19 28

everyone else can go

Do we have a 77 on the team?

 

[KJ Dangler]

Hoping Elvis didn’t tear his rotator cuff

 

[aRussian]

Team has quit on Torts, no one wants to play this boring shit hockey, I don't even care if they suck, they dont have the talent to be good fine but put a product on the ice that's watchable.

They suck with open hockey and with "new age" hockey. Not built fully for either. Like a half-assed attempt either way. Fire Torts? We lose. Keep him? We lose. I'd suggest finding a preferred lube brand if you don't want your asshole to look like a diseased artichoke by the end of the season

 

[Jyri]

Most boring and frustrating game ever. Guys are sitting on the bench looking like theyve eaten shit. No smiles or jokes. Poisonous atmosphere.