Four more days...

[ElysiumAB]

May as well start polishing 'er up.

Anyone else getting items/food/beverages ready or planned?

Cheers! (Well, toast.)

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[Ritchie Valens]

May as well start polishing 'er up.

Anyone else getting items/food/beverages ready or planned?

Cheers! (Well, toast.)

My buddy had a Johnny Gaudreau toaster but every time he pushed the lever down on it, the toaster would fall over.

 

[Oilhawks]

My buddy had a Johnny Gaudreau toaster but every time he pushed the lever down on it, the toaster would fall over.

Weird, my buddy had one and every time he looked at his the lever shook uncontrollably.

 

[McShogun99]

If you read the google reviews a lot of people have stated that the Gaudreau toaster stops working every year after March but will start working again in October.

 

[KMart27]

Weird, my buddy had one and every time he looked at his the lever shook uncontrollably.

Well my buddy ordered one during the playoffs and it just never showed up.

 

[bellagiobob]

Well my buddy ordered one during the playoffs and it just never showed up.

Weird, they must use the same delivery outfit that ships the Monahan one. Same thing happened.

 

[Morpheus]

Looks like it’s time to summon Mountaingirl!!

 

[Ritchie Valens]

I had another buddy who ordered the Rittich model. It popped his toast 10 feet in the air once. Ever since then, the bread just falls through the slots and goes right through it.

 

[LTIR]

Looks like it’s time to summon Mountaingirl!!
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[LTIR]

My buddy had a Johnny Gaudreau toaster but every time he pushed the lever down on it, the toaster would fall over.

Not a true Johnny toaster unless there is also a baby squeal.

 

[TB12]

My buddy had a Johnny Gaudreau toaster but every time he pushed the lever down on it, the toaster would fall over.

I have the Gretzky one and can confirm that each and every slice of toast is GOAT.

 

[King K Rool]

I ordered mine from Calgary, but it only came with one slot.

 

[Oilhawks]

I ordered mine from Calgary, but it only came with one slot.

I hear the Canucks ones have 0 slots.

Edit: Sorry Ginger Papa, tis only a joke

 

[bellagiobob]

My buddy had a Johnny Gaudreau toaster but every time he pushed the lever down on it, the toaster would fall over.

What’s nice about this version is the toast pops out pre buttered. They even advertise it with a pic of Johnny saying “The Toast is just like me, Soft as Butter”.

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

My Auston Matthews toaster finally showed up. It was extremely overpriced and soon as I touched it it fell apart.

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

My Lucic toaster showed up. It's a total piece of sh** and I'm stuck with it for a few more years.

 

[bellagiobob]

My Lucic toaster showed up. It's a total piece of sh** and I'm stuck with it for a few more years.

Are the Oilers paying for a part of your toaster?

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

My Giordano toaster has a knee sized dent on the side of it.

 

[Gordian Knot]

I have had Patrik Laine toaster few years , bread slices come out like it is a cannon but now the toaster wants to get Hell out from my kitchen.

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

Better than my Tkachuk toaster. The bread comes out soft and it falls to the floor every time you try to grab it.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

May as well start polishing 'er up.

Anyone else getting items/food/beverages ready or planned?

Cheers! (Well, toast.)

I justed noticed the french side of the box translates to...

"Connor McDavid - The toaster of tomorrow"

Must be the rookie card of toasters.

 

[Morpheus]

apparently many Flames fans were smelling burnt toast the night they got knocked out by Dallas during the last playoffs

 

[nabob]

Pat Quinn (RIP) would of approved of this thread. That man loved crust.

 

[McDrai]

Well that does it. Our season opening gdt should be toast themed

 

[nabob]

Well that does it. Our season opening gdt should be toast themed