Four more days...

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

You guys should try the "Yamamoster", it's a smaller version but extremely efficient and does a better job than most regular sized toasters.

 

[Morpheus]

 

[OfCorsiDid]

Meanwhile:



Apparently according to the guys that value Nichushkin over Draisaitl we will finish 6th.

 

[Oilhawks]

Meanwhile:



Apparently according to the guys that value Nichushkin over Draisaitl we will finish 6th.

Flush it with the rest of their turds

 

[Tobias Kahun]

This thread delivered.

 

[rboomercat90]

This thread delivered.

Best thread in a year.

 

[voxel]

Anybody else get a Puljujarvi toaster? Keeps making pizza for some reason.

 

[Three On Zero]

Don’t recommend browsing this thread in the morning, i oddly have a craving for some toast

 

[Ritchie Valens]

The Rasmus Andersson model apparently burns your bread and when you start yelling and cussing at it, it hides behind the fridge.

Do not buy.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[Drivesaitl]

A friend from Calgary ordered the Flames version toaster for playoffs and the whole loaf of bread fell apart.

Heard somebody ordered the Gaudreau version and the crying caused the toaster to be electrified, short circuited, catch on fire. Called it a dumpster fire and thats where it ended up.

Another got a Calgary D model and the wires got crossed, the toast didn't pop, it melted, and got burned..

Somebody got the Giordano model and it cheated. Kept grabbing onto the toast even when it was supposed to let go. Nothing popped up. Like his wife says.

Somebody got the Rasmus model and it didn't toast bread, push the lever and it started talking shit like a pull string dummy until somebody punched it. Then the toaster went to hide under the sink. ( I borrowed for this one, thanks @McFuhryous

 

[bellagiobob]

Evolving Wild have a series of toasters out now. Their MVP model spits out toast with faces of random third line players.

 

[Paralyzer]

My buddy in Calgary ordered the Matthew Tkachuk toaster and the toast wouldn't even come out. I brought my Kassian Toaster over and showed him they work, so he tried his again, and THEN it worked but his toast had a picture of a turtle on it instead of his face. Weird.

 

[LTIR]

This thread delivered.

Delivered naturally just like Oilers toasters.
Down south I hear they have to cut out the flaming C section to get the toast out.

 

[King K Rool]

Meanwhile:



Apparently according to the guys that value Nichushkin over Draisaitl we will finish 6th.

Can they use advanced stats to remove their heads from their asses? These guys are something else.

 

[belair]

Ah shit. Canucks cancelled their practice today. We might be getting pushed back.

 

[Marty McSurly]

I ordered an official Oilers toaster in 2010 directly from the organization.

They said they were going to rebuild one from scratch and in a few years it would be the best toaster and people would want to trade their toasters for mine. In 2015 they told me they obtained a top of the line part for my toaster!

They kept firing the people building my toaster due to incompetence but 11 years later they tell me the person building it now is "definitely going to do a great job!"

I don't expect to ever get my 'rebuilt' toaster.

 

[bellagiobob]

Ah shit. Canucks cancelled their practice today. We might be getting pushed back.

First set of games might be toast.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

First set of games might be toast.

f*** em then. Oilers win by forfeit.

PS. Another good friend of mine lives in BC. He bid on a Canucks toaster on Ebay but Treliving wanted the same toaster and outbid him so its now in Calgary.

 

[Cloned]

If the games get postponed, I'm blaming it on this jinx thread and @ElysiumAB

 

[bellagiobob]

f*** em then. Oilers win by forfeit.

PS. Another good friend of mine lives in BC. He bid on a Canucks toaster on Ebay but Treliving wanted the same toaster and outbid him so its now in Calgary.

They butter nut cancel these games.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

I ordered an official Oilers toaster in 2010 directly from the organization.

They said they were going to rebuild one from scratch and in a few years it would be the best toaster and people would want to trade their toasters for mine. In 2015 they told me they obtained a top of the line part for my toaster!

They kept firing the people building my toaster due to incompetence but 11 years later they tell me the person building it now is "definitely going to do a great job!"

I don't expect to ever get my 'rebuilt' toaster.

That's too bad. Sounds like the guy in charge of parts thought he could build a better toaster by trading away useful parts for shitty ones and set production back.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

They butter nut cancel these games.

I hope so too. Hopefully it's precautionary.

 

[Cloned]

I hope so too. Hopefully it's precautionary.

I hate when they waffle back and forth. Leggo Oilers!

 

[bellagiobob]