Four more days...

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  1. yukoner88 Registered User

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    4 really, nothing could out toast the French one back then when it was fully functional.
     
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  3. ElysiumAB Registered User

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    Not every day that someone says, "flaming C section."

    And I'm a gynecologist.
     
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    Well, it's not everyday we get a thread like this.
    One way or another the toasts gotta get out.
     
  5. oilers'72 Registered User

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    Maybe Jack can call all Oiler wins like this:

    "PUT THE MEATBALL MARINARA ON, THIS GAME IS TOAST!!!!!"
     
  6. OfCorsiDid It's Gaëtan Haas in Herre

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    Everyone else on this board observing this thread without participating:

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    My McDavid toaster does everything fast . Throw flour ,yeast and water in it and 5 seconds later I got the best homemade bread and 2 slices of toast . I once put a Flame by it and it blew the flames out .
     
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    We are in here we are supposed to have a franchise player and we are in here talking about toasters? I mean listen we are talking about toasters, not the game in 4 days, we are talking about toasters. Not the game we watch players die for out there and play like it's their last not that game, we talking about toasters man.
     
  9. oilers'72 Registered User

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    It's not solely about the process, it's the end product.

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    hmmmmm

    Thinks better about 20jokes about this. Somebody else here is a proctologist. I like the business end of your job a whole lot more..
     
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    I figured you of all people would have posted a fine 'Gluten Morgen' message by now. ;)
     
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    What is, "Things Gene Principe would like to be stranded on a desert island with?"
     
  14. Oilhawks Kahun to Draisaitl

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    Gene Principe definitely has that saved to his 'Important (Private) Files' folder.
     
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    Wasn't Doc Proc a Spiderman villain?
     
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    I am literally working in Winnipeg right now. Did you guys know that they don't have toast here yet? We have to get it shipped in on a bus.
     
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    Do the locals know how to use toast? :D
     
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    Even though Jim Carrey's character was a cop, I still flashback to the grocery market scene in Me, Myself and Irene whenever I see the word "gynecologist". :laugh:

    Just youtube "sourdough" along with the movie title. I don't want to be thrown in HF jail if I post the vid.
     
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    AAAAHHHH I CAN'T f***ING WAIT ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOReee!!!!

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    I’m pretty sure we play every other day for quite awhile once the season starts.

    Buckle your seat belts.
     
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    The Edmonton Football team has a unit that you can insert bread into and it toasts it perfectly...but they don't know what to call it.
     
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    Never mind the fancy-shmancy toasters....get the Matt Hendricks model. It can drop 20 stories, get run over by a truck and be hit by lightning and still make the toast on time. Or cook your steaks.
     
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    No worries, it’s your Thread folks & this has been a fun ride all the way through.

    Nothing below the belt, or even close to it that I’ve seen against any team.

    A number of Team Boards, can get a lot harsher and need Member or even Moderator intervention to be honest. This is just good clean fun.

    For when you play the Jets

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    That would be the Matt Greene toaster.
     
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    I never thought I could share the following in a hockey forum but here we go.

    A friend of mine is from Ireland and he told me that story about poor students who didn't have enough money to buy food. So instead they made a toast sandwich. It's literally just 3 slices of toast on top of each other. The lucky ones who had some money left bought butter and put it on one of the pieces (preferable the middle one).

    That stuck with me and somehow came to mind after reading this absolute goldmine of a thread.
     

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