Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
We sign one of these guys every year. I might just stop calling them by their names and call them collectively BP, for Bottom Pair.
Wait, What happened to Gus?
He's the anglophone version of Marc-Andre Bergeron. Just understand what you get from him. He is hockey's version of a placekicker.
took a shot off the foot, on crutches. Broken bone maybe?
This is brilliant! Made my daySwapping Fosters and Prongers brains, heard it here first
Some on the Devils board set it perfectly:
"Flyers are happy they are getting Foster, Devils fans are happy the Flyers are getting Foster"
You know there's a problem when that happens. Seriously, the guy is awful. Sure, you could shelter him and just play him on the PP with limited even strength minutes, but he really doesn't offer anything besides his shot. His creativity isn't good at all, his passing isn't anything spectacular, he doesn't use his size, and his defense isn't atrocious.
I give it three weeks before Flyers fans hate him, in New Jersey, it got to the point where this thread was made: http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showthread.php?t=1086477. That was only a month and like 9 days since the Devils acquired him.
Some of the highlights from that thread:
"Just move Foster to Championship Plaza and put the dopey bronze statue on the ice, it would give us better defense."
"Dowd's running a camp looking for Foster's replacement. (with pictures of kids playing hockey)."
Foster isn't gonna be a top 4 dman but he is far from being a *****. He hits lots and can fight pretty good and can shoot like hell. Good depth signing and another R.Handed shot. Go to youtube for some of those hits and goals.
Foster can hit really hard and although is far from perfect I think he'll be better than any of our Dmen down on the Phantoms. There was one game against Philly this past season where he lit up atleast 6 flyers and I was pissed off about it.
Seriously though...we have no one else to play on our bottom pairing. We have Brutal Gervias and Andreas Slowja. They will most likely let him duke it out with them and maybe 1-2 phantoms players. If Gus or even MAB werent hurt this guy wouldnt be close to the team.Some on the Devils board set it perfectly:
"Flyers are happy they are getting Foster, Devils fans are happy the Flyers are getting Foster"
You know there's a problem when that happens. Seriously, the guy is awful. Sure, you could shelter him and just play him on the PP with limited even strength minutes, but he really doesn't offer anything besides his shot. His creativity isn't good at all, his passing isn't anything spectacular, he doesn't use his size, and his defense isn't atrocious.
I give it three weeks before Flyers fans hate him, in New Jersey, it got to the point where this thread was made: http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showthread.php?t=1086477. That was only a month and like 9 days since the Devils acquired him.
Some of the highlights from that thread:
"Just move Foster to Championship Plaza and put the dopey bronze statue on the ice, it would give us better defense."
"Dowd's running a camp looking for Foster's replacement. (with pictures of kids playing hockey)."
Seriously though...we have no one else to play on our bottom pairing. We have Brutal Gervias and Andreas Slowja. They will most likely let him duke it out with them and maybe 1-2 phantoms players. If Gus or even MAB werent hurt this guy wouldnt be close to the team.
I think it was a Flyers vs Devils game in NJ last season (early game on the weekend, IIRC). Went to the Devils board during/after game to read their GDT and they were RIPPING Foster a new one.
It was hilarious at the time because he had a bad game against the Flyers, but now.......