Murray: I, Supreme Leader and God of Anaheim, Bob Murray, have fired our scouting staff. As a result of this, I have decided to draft and hire the Columbus BJ’s players and organization as our new scouting staff
Bettman: dude I already said you can’t draft the BJ’s team
Murray: well then I pick Dave Hakstol, he’s a pretty good coach, and even better at making facial expressions, that has to deal with a bad situation in Philly
Bettman: Bob do you even know who you’re allowed to draft
John Gibson: *yells from crowd* NO HE DOESN’T, GARY MAKE HIM TRADE ME*
Murray: sign you to an 8-year deal and do nothing to help you? Sounds like a plan!
Bettman: Bob please make your selection so we can continue the draft
Murray: slow down Gar, let me take my time. I’ll call in that orange freak from the east coast if I have to
Bettman: you mean Gritty? He doesn’t scare me
Murray: *rips off mask to reveal he is indeed Gritty*
Bettman: *fleas out of fear*
Gritty: Anaheim select Claude’s kid
Samuelis: *run on to stage to remove Gritty* Bob what the **** are you doing?
Gritty: who Bob
Samuelis: you’re Bob you dumb****
Gritty: it not me
Samuelis: alright **** this, Anaheim has fired literally everyone, except Ryan Kessler’s contract, and selects from Prince Albert, Brett Leason
@Rebels57 you’re up