TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part II

[LeafalCrusader]

"Whaddya mean the Senators are outta money?"

"Insolvent?!?!"

"We only have enough money to pay Mark Borowiecki!"

Wow just a second now I don't have your money here. Its in Ryan's house and Smith's house!

Stone: What the hell are you doing with my money in your house Smith!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hey, aren't you that guy that everybody hates?

Oh my no. I'm Eugene Melnyk

He went from stinking rich to just plain stinking.

 

[tony d]

Melnyk at the grocery store:

 

[Ozz]

My contribution:

 

[bigdirty]

A friend of mine, who loves making fun of my beloved Maple Leafs sent me this picture today, with the title "How to know your teacher is a Leafs fan"

 

[tony d]

 

[The Nemesis]

I made banana bread. All my problems are solved.

 

[bigdirty]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[NyQuil]

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Video from the sens pre game

 

[John Price]

Marge: Do you want your son to grow up to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!
Homer: Now who's being naive?

 

[LeafSadist]

Freemasons run the country.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Video from the sens pre game

"That was our only ball. There will be no team this year."

- Dorion

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Pierre Dorion this morning after a big win vs the Leafs....

 

[Ceremony]

Freemasons run the country.

Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?

 

[LeafSadist]

Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?

We do, we do!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

We do, we do!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?


We do! We do!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!!!!

 

[LeafSadist]

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?


We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car
Who makes Alex Formenton a star?

We do! We do!

 

[tony d]

 

[Big McLargehuge]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Remove the stone of shame!"
"Woohoo!"
"Attach the stone of triumph!"
"B'ooh!"

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Babcock: Alright Mike its all up to your coaching skills to win this game. What to do? Dubas massage my brain.

Dubas: You got it Mike!

Babcock: You Tavares score a hat trick!

Tavares: Okay skip!

Babcock: Ha ha ha I told him to do that!

Dubas: Excellent strategy Mike!

 

[tony d]