TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part II

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[John Price]

Hmm, I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy. But I do approve of his Selma-killing policy.

 

[LeafSadist]

Tonight, on MacGyver...MacGyver...MacGyver

 

[John Price]

Tonight, on MacGyver...MacGyver...MacGyver

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Tonight, on MacGyver...MacGyver...MacGyver

Aunt Selma has 1 hour to live!

Hey down in front!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

And then I went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like explode you.....

 

[LeafSadist]

You're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.

 

[The Nemesis]

Where does the bible say "racket"?

 

[LeafalCrusader]

You bad mouthed MacGyver didn't you?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It stinks!! It stinks!! it stinks!!!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

We at the Flyers want a mascot with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"?
Well, this is a mascot who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.

 

[tony d]

 

[Brodeur]

We at the Flyers want a mascot with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"?
Well, this is a mascot who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.

"“One, Gritty needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Gritty's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking 'Where's Gritty?'”

 

[tony d]

Homer, what do you think of the Flyers new mascot?

 

[John Price]

Is the new mascot carbon based or...silicon based?

 

[John Price]

The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Note: Gritty died on the way back to his home planet.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Hey, HFBoards! Are you suffering from the heartbreak of ...Gritty-itis? Then take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka!

To stop this mascot, one-two-three,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee ...

Guarantee void in Philly!

Just don't look! Just don't look!

Just don't look! Just don't look!

 

[The Nemesis]

Gritty's totally in my face!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Gritty's totally in my face!

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Can we go to bed without dinner?

 

[tony d]

Gritty only looks out for one guy - Gritty.

 

[The Nemesis]

We at the Flyers want a mascot with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"?
Well, this is a mascot who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.

So he's proactive?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

So he's proactive?

Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.

 

[The Nemesis]

Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.

Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm" aren't these just buzz words that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of... I'm fired, aren't I?