TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part II

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

No hustle either Skip.

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'll show you a big dumb balding ape!!!!!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Krusty: All right, you poindexters, let's get this right!
One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty."
Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel".
Three: [does a Krusty laugh]
Budda-bing, budda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional, kid.

 

[belair]

So, you want ventriloquism, do ya?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You aren't gonna like our NYPD Shoe sketch...it's basically the same thing.

 

[tony d]

 

[LeafSadist]

Quiet, Lisa the dog is barking.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Why would the Ambassador do such a thing??

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[LeafSadist]

Oh heh, I'll come back.

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Gimme the drugs Lisa

 

[The Nemesis]

Let's just say that fame was like a drug. But what was really like a drug was the drugs.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Let's just say that fame was like a drug. But what was really like a drug was the drugs.

Coming up.
Was the dream really over?
Yes it was.
Or was it?

 

[belair]

Gimme the drugs Lisa

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Duff beer for me...Duff beer for you.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

Give her this... and this... and then these.
- Thank you, Doctor.
- Oh, I'm not a doctor.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I said take off those damn glasses!!!

 

[tony d]

 

[Ceremony]

I start fires!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

That's where I met the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.

Ahh, you've done grand, laddie. Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down! Burn 'em all!

 

[Ozz]

Shore ya do. And I'm goin' apple pickin' with Scooby-Doo! Toy-toy-toy-toy-toy

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Well, Scooby-Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter!"

 

[tony d]

Milhouse thinks it's fun here in Canada: