TV: Favourite Simpsons Moments | Part II

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm" aren't these just buzz words that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of... I'm fired, aren't I?

Oh yeah.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Oh yeah.

The rest of you start thinking up a name for this funky mascot; I dunno, something along the line of say... Gritty, only more proactive.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Gritty ok with everybody??

 

[LeafalCrusader]

The new Philadelphia Flyers' mascot is without a doubt, the worst mascot ever. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

Hey, I know it wasn't great, but what right do you have to complain?

As a loyal fan, who has watched every game I feel they owe me.

What? They've given you thousands of hours of entertainment for free! What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them

Worst Mascot ever!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hi Gritty!! You look like you've got something to say, do you??

Yes. I certainly do.

 

[NyQuil]

Hi Gritty!! You look like you've got something to say, do you??

Yes. I certainly do.

 

[tony d]

I think spiked punch might be behind why Gritty was invented:

 

[The Nemesis]

I'd like to know what the Flyers were smoking when they came up with Gritty.

Perhaps they were eating rotisserie chicken.

 

[bigdirty]

Pierre Dorion's latest interview:

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Pierre Dorion's latest interview:

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Mr. Melnyk, you said you wanted an opening tirade."
"Yes, thank you Bruce. Fifteen minutes from now, I will wreak a terrible vengeance on this city. No one will be spared. NO ONE!"
"A chilling vision of things to come."

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Doug Wilson: Pierre. I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish
Pierre Dorion: Done, and Done...............................................D'Oh!

 

[tony d]

 

[The Nemesis]

Dorion: "I sure could use Erik Karlsson right now."

Wilson: "You had your chance!"

 

[LeafalCrusader]

This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October, and I've got a feeling they're going to peak right around January and BANG! That's when I'll cash in!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Old Doug Wilson: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the hockey fans of San Jose. They had brought the sacred Karlsson to its native soil, and Melnyk was stuck with players that he could easily afford.

Old Pierre Dorion: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the hockey fans of Ottawa. They had banished the awful Karlsson forever, because he was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

 

[tony d]

Doug Wilson to Pierre Dorion after acquiring Karlsson for peanuts:

 

[NyQuil]

I'm DORION!

 

[John Price]

this thread is too hilarious

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Eugene, I just spoke with Gary. He said if you don't spend money on the Senators next year, don't bother spending money on them through 2022."
"Woohoo! Four year window!"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Y'know....Mr. Melnyk is sooooo cheap.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Pierre Dorion: Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass on the words of advice my boss Mr Melynk gave me.

Pierre you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange GM offers you anything in a trade, I say, take it!

 

[tony d]

 

[belair]

"Whaddya mean the Senators are outta money?"

"Insolvent?!?!"

"We only have enough money to pay Mark Borowiecki!"

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Hey, aren't you that guy that everybody hates?

Oh my no. I'm Eugene Melnyk