Fantasy Mock Voting (Standings Posted #178)

[Panda Bear]

In defence of @bertty , who likely hasn't voted yet, it's hard being a Slav.

 

[Panda Bear]

I'm excited for the next phase where I'll get to either praise or tear people apart for their line configurations.

It'll be all "you have three pass-first puck transporters on one line, another one is all sniping goalsucks, and yet another is full of support players!!"

 

[Llamamoto]

In defence of @bertty , who likely hasn't voted yet, it's hard being a Slav.

And we don't want him to vote drunk....

 

[m0pe]

And we don't want him to vote drunk....

A good way to cause even more disparity in the rankings: Get the drunk guy to vote the top teams in last and the bottom teams in 1st

 

[hockeynorth]

A good way to cause even more disparity in the rankings: Get the drunk guy to vote the top teams in last and the bottom teams in 1st

I wasn't drunk?

 

[Llamamoto]

My time zone is GMT+3, so I could be wrong. Is it 5 eastern time?

 

[hockeynorth]

My time zone is GMT+3, so I could be wrong. Is it 5 eastern time?

Right now it's 4:19

 

[Joey Moss]

The Atlantic Division results are pretty insane

 

[hockeynorth]

The Atlantic Division results are pretty insane

Stop teasing us man!

 

[Llamamoto]

The Atlantic Division results are pretty insane

 

[Nucker101]

Stop teasing us man!

He should tease the shit outta everyone. Starting at 5 est only release one division per every 15 minutes

 

[BoldNewLettuce]

My body is ready

 

[Joey Moss]

I just got one last vote actually so we'll see if anything changes I'll try to release in 25 minutes still

 

[Makaveli]

My body is ready

Not mine

 

[Llamamoto]

I just got one last vote actually so we'll see if anything changes I'll try to release in 25 minutes still

It's 11:36 here.

I'm tired but not going to bed until I see the results....

 

[LT]

The Atlantic Division results are pretty insane

uh oh

 

[Joey Moss]

Some unfortunate news but with the last vote someone has now been bounced out of the playoffs

 

[Llamamoto]

Some unfortunate news but with the last vote someone has now been bounced out of the playoffs

You're killing us man...

 

[m0pe]

You're killing us man...

I bet he takes great pleasure in that fact.

 

[Horse McHindu]

My body is ready

Perhaps, but I was born ready. ;-)

 

[Panda Bear]

Does Ottawa have the most polarized votes because I've pissed off too many sensitive flowers for releasing numbers that aren't glowing endorsements of their choices?

 

[Llamamoto]

Does Ottawa have the most polarized votes because I've pissed off too many sensitive flowers for releasing numbers that aren't glowing endorsements of their choices?

TBH, I think having Strome as your top line center will kill any chances of being voted highly.

I really appreciated all of your charts though.

 

[BoldNewLettuce]

Im guessing Joey is perplexed that my team is at/near the bottom.

(we have done this before)

 

[Joey Moss]

Before I release the votes, everyone please stay civil. We're all competitive and it sucks if your team is just on the outside. I'm releasing the voting results in the google sheet you can see who f***ed you over (anonymously). But again, it's all for fun, everyone's opinions should be respected.

The points were calculated as;

1st place vote = 8 points
2nd place vote = 6.83 points
3rd place vote = 5.67 points
4th place vote = 4.5 points
5th place vote = 3.33 points
6th place vote = 2.17 points
7th place vote = 1 point
8th place vote = 0 points

 

[Horse McHindu]

Does Ottawa have the most polarized votes because I've pissed off too many sensitive flowers for releasing numbers that aren't glowing endorsements of their choices?

The Atlantic was a tough one for me to judge. I think I had you in the middle of the pack if I recall correctly. I feel like your team was going to play some exceptional team defense, but would have too much difficult scoring. Shut down Panarin and then it’s game set match. Now obviously, that’s just my opinion and there are people on here (like yourself) that are far more knowledgeable about hockey than I am, but your teams’ scoring prowess was a bit of a deal breaker for me (in terms of me classifying your team as being truly elite).