Enter the Beyakisms

Outofbodyinhungary

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-“Tight turns in the corner”
-“BIIIIIIIIIG SAVE”
- Any useless stat about some minuscule aspect of the game
-“A buck _____ left in the period/game”
-“Pair of #s come together”
- “Did ___ (goalie) get a piece of that”
 

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My favs are: tight turns, carom off the backboards, biiiiiiiig save, spin-o-rama, wholesale change, and for those keeping score at home. I get a little batty though that he has to say EVERY NAME A PLAYER HAS. You can say Niederreiter, you don't have to always say Nino Niederreiter. But he's awesome, so it's ok
 
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During whistle

"5-2 for X in the game you're taping to watch later"

I really do appreciate his calls, though.
 

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What a great thread for passing the time while we wait for the start of the season.
“Brooks Laich” always made me yell “just say his last name” “just once!”
That one and now “Jujhar Khaira”

But Beyak is fantastic despite his little oddities.
 

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What a great thread for passing the time while we wait for the start of the season.
“Brooks Laich” always made me yell “just say his last name” “just once!”
That one and now “Jujhar Khaira”

But Beyak is fantastic despite his little oddities.

Dennis is Quirky but I like him. We could have done allot worse that’s for sure.
 
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He's never funny. OK, the one time when he mentioned he was getting something from the wife on Sunday morning.
 
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Anyone who doesn't love a good Beakism isn't a true Jets fan...Its nice to have a guy with some personality color commentating...I do miss his Sheriff Shane Knighty introductions...I always got the impression from The Sheriff that Beyak annoyed him....anyone else?
 

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Just rewatching the NJ game.
Number of times “Miles Wood” has been mentioned in the first 2 shifts: 7
Number of times “Wood” has been mentioned: 0
 
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Am I the only one who is bothered by the way he uses "give and go"? Drives me right up the wall!

I SCREAM AT THE TV EVERY TIME!!!

A give and go is when you make a short pass to a player and then you take off, and get it back. It's a way of beating a defender. A pass back and forth is not a give and go, especially on the PP.

NO ONE IS GOING ANYWHERE, DENNIS!!!

The other one that really grates me is 'Grabs it off'.

What the f*** does that even mean? Nonsensical.
 
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