Hervey: "Hey, Chris. It's Swerve. Remember when you blew your wad on Carter and now you have no one who can get him the ball?"
Jones: "Shut up. The fans started booing in Q3 of game 4."
EH: "Saw that. They'll be delivering a load of manure any day now."
CJ: "Oh crap."
EH: "Good one, Chris. Mired in a losing streak and you still have your sense of humour. I admire that. Hey, remember when you offered that first-round draft choice and those two roster players for Franklin and I said I'd wait until you were desperate? Are you desperate yet?"
CJ: "Hey, help a buddy out here?"
EH: "Well...there was that time that you took all of my coaches to Regina? How's that working out for you?"
CJ: "Don't gloat. What do you want for Franklin?"
EH: "I'll take your first-rounders this year and next, that Canadian O-lineman we talked about and those two defensive back-fielders. The Argos are interested so don't think too long. You're 0-5 and the price goes up with every loss."
CJ: "**** off!" (hangs up)
EH: (looks at watch.) "He'll call back. I give him five minutes."