"I hate these goons who can't do anything but fight. Why not just dress pro boxers and have them skate (poorly) for a shift or two and engage in fights? Honestly, things were so much better when the players could score, create and protect themselves without the need of enforcers".
Followed by:
"It's so stupid that we appreciate players who can score, create and fight when need be".
In reality, there is no purer hockey thing than a player who can score, create goals and also lay down some Knuckle sandwiches.