Habsfunk
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Hockey fan: Someone who really hates one team in particular.
You forgot saucersShuffles, moves, advances, pushes, slides, taps, redirects, ladles, scoops, finds, sends, springs, backhands, kicks, no look, knifes: A pass.
True story...when I was a small child I thought "Icing" was when the players sprayed ice on the puck. (In my defense, back when there was touch icing it usually ended up in a race between two players with a lot of snow being created at the far wall).
Not as bad as me thinking “freezing” the puck literally meant the goalie had covered it long enough that the puck froze to the ice. My lil brain knew the physics of it didn’t make sense, but I couldn’t wrap my mind around it just being a phrase.
"Rub a guy out"
When you go into the boards with an opposing team's player and relieve him of a hard object using your body
Shootout: In the case of a tie after 60 minutes of regulation and 5 minutes of overtime, opposing teams goaltenders congregate at center ice with their backs facing each other. When the go ahead is given by the PA announcer, they will skate 10 strides, at which time they are to turn and hurl milk crates at each other. This goes on until one of the goaltenders is knocked unconscious, losing his team the game.
Tuukka Rask is considered the master of this part of the game, having an undefeated record. His whereabouts are currently unknown.