Define Hockey Terms and Words Poorly

[TheOtherOne]

This is a game. Enjoy it.

Icing: When a player scores a goal, he will commonly attempt an over-the-top celebratory move as the "icing" on the cake.
"Brah that goal was sick but the windmill he pulled off after was icing!"

Offside: When a fan of the away team mistakenly sits on the home team side of the bleachers.
"Hey you knucklehead in the blue jersey, you're offside!"

Dangles: When a player does not properly secure all of his equipment.
"Check out the dangles on that guy, his mouthguard is practically falling out!"

Slapshot: A photo taken of an enforcer attempting to start a fight. Named for the outdated tradition of removing a glove to slap the opponent with it.
"Things are really heating up, get your camera ready for a slapshot!"

Bash Brothers: A retired announcing duo known for their brutal criticisms.
"Michael Jordan is looking rough out there today- the Bash Brothers would be tearing into him right now!"

Flying V: A V-shaped drone used to provide aerial footage during play.
"Give us a flying V replay of that one!"

Generational: Pertaining to the unique set of rules implemented in a given 5-year "Generation" designed to keep the game from growing stagnant. Notable examples include the "Short stick Generation" ('85-'90) and the "Three-pointer Generation" ('00-'05).
"Rumor has it the next Generation is going to include a rule requiring players to wear silly hats!"

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[Khelandros]

Fandom: A random persons ability to know everything and anything that is wrong with their favorite team and how to fix it, better than those people that actually work for said team.

 

[The Missing Piece]

Word: literal definition of the word

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[Realgud]

Generational: An adjective used to describe a hockey player playing for my favorite team. The real meaning is still unknown to this day.
"Matthews is over a PPG, he's generational for sure."

 

[Summer Rose]

Bust: A player who doesn't produce multiple PPG seasons in his first three years in the league.

 

[Martin Skoula]

Defense: when your coach yells at you for being full of shit even though it's the other team putting soft dumps in your corner.

 

[MartinS82]

True story...when I was a small child I thought "Icing" was when the players sprayed ice on the puck. (In my defense, back when there was touch icing it usually ended up in a race between two players with a lot of snow being created at the far wall).

 

[Soundgarden]

Soft Dumps: When you eat too much before the game and then you get hit hard in the corner.

 

[Frank the Tank]

"Rub a guy out"

When you go into the boards with an opposing team's player and relieve him of a hard object using your body

 

[Governor]

Waffleboard: Part of goaltender's equipment made of frozen Eggo waffles.

 

[Brownies]

SHOOOOOOT : every team strategically place in the stands retired players that were known as a power-play specialists. Once they confirm that a perfect shooting lane is available, they yell this word to let the player who is in possession of the puck that he can proceed to direct the puck towards the opposing net with as much power as possible.

 

[TheOtherOne]

Slapshot: A photo taken of an enforcer attempting to start a fight. Named for the outdated tradition of removing a glove to slap the opponent with it.
"Things are really heating up, get your camera ready for a slapshot!"

 

[Oilers Propagandist]

Awards: Not MacKinnon

 

[North Cole]

Bust: when a hockey player is forced to run behind the team bus.

Top Cheddar: Pranking a team mate by putting wet kraft cheese slices in his lid.

Lid: The apparatus on pickle jars that Karl Alzner cannot open, also a helmet.

Off the iron: Driving a par 5 with an iron, because we missed the playoffs again.

Pace: the speed at which the busting players run behind the bus.

(A common problem for dudes...)

 

[Realgud]

Slapshot: A photo taken of an enforcer attempting to start a fight. Named for the outdated tradition of removing a glove to slap the opponent with it.
"Things are really heating up, get your camera ready for a slapshot!"

You're generational at this, I don't think anyone can beat you.

 

[DeysArena]

Prospect: Your team's fifth-round pick who should be packaged with a 4th liner and a future pick in exchange for Sidney Crosby.

 

[TheOtherOne]

Bash Brothers: A retired announcing duo known for their brutal criticisms.
"Michael Jordan is looking rough out there today- the Bash Brothers would be tearing into him right now!"

Flying V: A V-shaped drone used to provide aerial footage during play.
"Give us a flying V replay of that one!"

Generational: Pertaining to the unique set of rules implemented in a given 5-year "Generation" designed to keep the game from growing stagnant. Notable examples include the "Short stick Generation" ('85-'90) and the "Three-pointer Generation" ('00-'05).
"Rumor has it the next Generation is going to include a rule requiring players to wear silly hats!"

 

[Bounces R Way]

Cross Checking - The referee checks before each game that all the players have indeed welcomed Jesus Christ into their lives with their whole hearts as their lord and savior. If they haven't they're punished with spending an agonizing eternity in the fiery Sin Bin

 

[Our Lady Peace]

Mid round pick: a young player on your favourite team that has good NHL potential because you only track his statistics

 

[Hatfield]

Hooking: The illicit act of providing sexual favors to an opposing player in exchange for money. The offending player, or “hooker” shall serve up to 2 mins in the penalty box if caught in the act.

 

[CanadienShark]

HFBoards:

We the best.

 

[McRpro]

Five-Hole: <censored>

 

[DeysArena]

Bodychecking: The act of checking out someone's body at a club or on the beach

 

[RedMenace]

(The puck) Hits a body/leg in front: When a puck is shot toward the net, then strikes one of any number of corpses or dismembered limbs littering the ice during the course of any standard hockey game.

 

[DropTheGloves]

Maple Leaf: An extremely soft and fragile entity that hangs around early April and then does not appear again until October.