Define Hockey Terms and Words Poorly

[NyQuil]

-"Celly":

When a player does a "celly", the term is derived from "celery", which was once hurled down from the rafters.

In the early days of the NHL, spectacular play, such as scoring three goals in a single game, was celebrated by enthusiastic fans casting bundles of celery on to the ice. Players were not paid the way they are today, and it was a welcome and nutritious reward for fine play. The subsequent dance of the player as they picked up the bushels of the vegetable has evolved into the celebrations players regularly engage in today.

 

[Stony Curtis]

HIP(STER) CZECH:

This dude.

 

[zx81]

Shorthanded goal: A goal scored with only one hand on the stick

 

[Johnny HFBOARDS]

Backchecking:

this is Gud, this Gif kinda wants to make me an A M fan.

Gud: Someone saying something is good but doesn't really know and then goes and eats some candy.

 

[HFBS]

Five-Hole: <censored>

Female goalie

 

[mcdingdong]

Soft Dumps: When you eat too much before the game and then you get hit hard in the corner.

A mod forced me to change my username when it was SoftDumps. True story. My avatar was a blue poo with the oilers logo in it which probably didn't help my case...

 

[Fig]

Video review: The act of reinterpreting a play by reviewing historical grainy footage.

 

[Soundgarden]

A mod forced me to change my username when it was SoftDumps. True story. My avatar was a blue poo with the oilers logo in it which probably didn't help my case...

Well, mcdingdong works almost as well.