News Article: Colorado Avalanche Media Coverage Part II

[Hasbro]

Lauren 2.0 is already working Rapids games,

Oh that's where I've seen her.

My cat stepped on the remote and flipped the tv to Commerce City Public Access and the Rapids were in a 0-0 KC Eurotrash Affectations.

 

[Pokecheque]

Admittedly, watching Kendall Coyne do analysis on NHL Tonight this morning was...rough. She was clearly nervous and I don't think they did much, if anything, to prepare her. I think she literally flew in from the winning gold at the Worlds just in time for the broadcast. They gotta do a better job there, kinda hung her out to dry there. At least feed her some proper talking points.

It was nearly as bad as watching poor Sergio Dipp get torpedoed by the idiot ESPN director during that Broncos game a while back.

 

[Foppberg]

 

[Foppa Frossa]

I need to clean up my desk at work. It is really dusty.

 

[Papa Francouz]

This was one of the most touching articles I’ve read about an Avs player. I know we meme on the guy a lot around here, but Nieto’s journey to the NHL and insistence to give back to his community is really something else. Much respect.

 

[Ceremony]

I guess they didn't want to confuse the Altitude crew too much so they went and found another girl with the same firstname.

If she dyes her hair red I bet McNab won't even notice it's a new girl

"Hey Lauren, glad you came back!"

After watching last night's game on Altitude I can confirm that this is what will happen

She is exactly the same

 

[Pokecheque]

Anyone catch that live Twitter a couple games back where the whole on-air crew was messing with Moser while they were on the catwalk above the Saddledome? He’s apparently not fond of heights.

 

[Foppberg]

 

[Ararana]

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how tall is your god damn phone?!

 

[Foppberg]

how tall is your god damn phone?!

it has an 18:9 aspect ratio so it fits a lot of screen into a small device.

 

[Foppberg]

 

[Foppa Frossa]

Kroenkes should back up a truck of cash and hire Jillian Fisher

 

[Foppberg]

Kroenkes should back up a truck of cash and hire Jillian Fisher

Please no

 

[Foppa Frossa]

Please no

Please yes

 

[Pokecheque]

Eh, Jillian Fisher looks like she already got hired by the NHL or NBC in some capacity. Good for her. She's better off cracking jokes about all 31 teams.

 

[S E P H]

Kroenkes should back up a truck of cash and hire Jillian Fisher

This has to be a joke, yes?

 

[The Abusement Park]

Eh, Jillian Fisher looks like she already got hired by the NHL or NBC in some capacity. Good for her. She's better off cracking jokes about all 31 teams.

Wait actually? Lol.

 

[Foppa Frossa]

 

[expatriatedtexan]

My deepest condolences to all within the broadcast area. *LOL*

Such a f***ing doofus...but I do admit...I miss him and the entire old ESPN NHL 2'Nite crew.

 

[Ararana]

I'm just surprised 104.3 knows the Colorado Avalanche exist.

 

[The Abusement Park]

I'm just surprised 104.3 knows the Colorado Avalanche exist.

I’ve heard them mentioned once this year. And it was during the big slump and they were just crapping on them lol.

 

[expatriatedtexan]

I’ve heard them mentioned once this year. And it was during the big slump and they were just crapping on them lol.

On the up-side, it won't be a change for the Italian, wannabe, gangster mullett. He used to crap on the AVs back when they were actually good as well. His biggest problem has always been his choice of a double breasted jacket in a decade not starting with 7....and the fact that he, like most on the east coast aren't able (or care enough) to actually stay awake and watch games from the west coast.

 

[Ceremony]

Fair play to Melrose for still being able to con a living out of hockey

 

[expatriatedtexan]

Fair play to Melrose for still being able to con a living out of hockey

I'm hoping to hell and back that Rycroft becomes the heir apparent to the bad suit (Don Cherry) and Barry will just fade away.

 

[S E P H]

I’ve heard them mentioned once this year. And it was during the big slump and they were just crapping on them lol.

I stopped tuning to them at all and proud to say I have not listened to one second of The Fan for nearly three years now. It's like Kiszla bought that station and the only popular segments for them now are when they get to bash on struggling teams...which they probably have a field day concerning the Broncos and CUFB.