- May 1, 2011
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Presents to you………….
THE EXORCISM OF BLEED!
CANGI! We have a problem here! Now, with having said that, I know you no longer work for the Devils, but I need you back partner! This is beyond young father Bill! There’s a problem with a very loyal Devils fan! He has these problems where he has these demons and these demons act out. The demons are a turncoat former Devils fan that jumped the river and a Devils fan who is Rangers/Flyers/and every other team sympathizer! Oh my! You have to help me!
Sorry Kenny! I am enjoying a nice quiet life watching the Devils from a far. You’re going to have to attempt a sharp angle try here! Because I will not go!
Father Bill! I need your help! We need to immediately perform an exorcism on a beloved Devils fan! He has demons that love and sympathize with the Rags, Flyers and everyone else! Ohhhhhh boyyyyy! Ya gotta help me partner!
Sister Dano! What the hell….. forgive me lord! I mean what the HECK! Do you know what time it is! I’m catching up on the replay of the Coyotes game! They’re gonna make the playoffs this year and their hard work cannot be discounted! They’re really cooking! I suppose I can come out and help you in the mixer Dano! Meet me at the side door!
Oh goddddd it’s so bad! Vitek and Blackwood and Ruff and Travis Green! And Rogalski! Make it stoppppppl!!!! Worthless shit bag!!!!! Aaahhhhhhh!!!! Tierney!!!!!! Where is Brunettte?????? Aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
My person is really going crazy! He’s so nutty! Every few nights he watches this strange game for about 2.5 hours and pays little attention to me when it’s on! The Devils or something? Aren’t Devils BAD? All he does is talk about bad goals and how much he hates the goalies and it’s so bad! And then he turns into another characters and starts talking about how shrewd of moves the Rags are making and how Torts and Philthy refuses to lose and Pete and Hynes also refuse to lose! And thanks again Fitz? And Jake MacDonald? And thanks for not signing Jon Quick annd letting him go to the Rags? What does this stuff even mean? And then it’s like he turns into this other character and talks about culture of failure and losing! He calls himself Doggo or something. Does he actually think he’s a dog? I’m afraid he’s gonna be committed! I can’t take it anymore!!!!
Just take a look around at the standings. Everyone is passing the NJD by. Torts refuses to lose, NYb can’t be beaten in regulation, Rags at the top of the Metro. Even Rawly and the Pengs are getting it together and WSH playing with so much heart they’re trying to get one more cup for Ovy. Why didn’t we re-sign Boqvist? But signed Tierney instead? Just a throwaway season. Thanks again Fitz!
I was right last year! I was right last year! Culture of failure! Pathetic! Let’s go Rangers!!!!!
Toffoli - Hughes - Meier
Palat - Hischier - Bratt
Haula - Mercer - Holtz
Lazar - McLeod - Bastian
Siegenthaler - Nemec
Bahl- Marino
Hughes - Miller
Vanecek
Schmid
*the dog was not actually emotionally or physically harmed in the making of this thread*
Credits to @Its Always Sundstrom and @Guttersniped for their contributions, as well as @NjDevsRR for the Dano pic becoming a meme.
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