Ogrezilla
Nerf Herder
If you like budweiser, drink budweiser. If you like fancy IPA's, drink fancy IPA's. If you like a lime in your beer, put a damn lime in your beer. And hell, if you prefer using a straw, use a straw.
I almost lost my nipple today.
My gf is never allowed to trim my chest hair ever again. "Come on, please?" she said, "I won't cut it too much" she said, "I just want to do it this one time" she said....I was almost uni-nippled man, that's not cool. Now I sit here, with polysporin on my nip and a bandaid over it.
I feel wounded down to my soul.
I'd wax you and take pleasure with each ripI almost lost my nipple today.
My gf is never allowed to trim my chest hair ever again. "Come on, please?" she said, "I won't cut it too much" she said, "I just want to do it this one time" she said....I was almost uni-nippled man, that's not cool. Now I sit here, with polysporin on my nip and a bandaid over it.
I feel wounded down to my soul.
I'll have you know I have been waxed before, I have deep roots, my man-0-lantern was far more bloodier than Steve Carell's.I'd wax you and take pleasure with each rip
I'd wax you and take pleasure with each rip
Never seen that movie. Are you saying that you wimped out?I'll have you know I have been waxed before, I have deep roots, my man-0-lantern was far more bloodier than Steve Carell's.
No I got it done, but I didn't expect to bleed so much, also a white t-shirt was obviously a bad choice, red dots, red dots everywhere. My gf thought it was hilarious, we had to stop by a shop and get a black t-shirt because in my infinite wisdom, I had it done while we were out of town on a whim because the following week we were going to a tropical place for vacation. I'm not good with timing.Never seen that movie. Are you saying that you wimped out?
No I got it done, but I didn't expect to bleed so much, also a white t-shirt was obviously a bad choice, red dots, red dots everywhere. My gf thought it was hilarious, we had to stop by a shop and get a black t-shirt because in my infinite wisdom, I had it done while we were out of town on a whim because the following week we were going to a tropical place for vacation. I'm not good with timing.
Smart stuff.
You’re supposed to exfoliate for a few days before waxing.
Being hairy is what men are supposed to be, I occasionally trim it down a little because you know, heat. But this one time, I figured you know what, underneath this light shag carpet is some abs, I want to flaunt it like these hairless "men" at the beach in St.Thomas, man was that a mistake. I got it done a week early and so it got itchy on like day 3 of the trip. Clearly I didn't know about the exfoliating bit.
Being hairy is what men are supposed to be, I occasionally trim it down a little because you know, heat. But this one time, I figured you know what, underneath this light shag carpet is some abs, I want to flaunt it like these hairless "men" at the beach in St.Thomas, man was that a mistake. I got it done a week early and so it got itchy on like day 3 of the trip. Clearly I didn't know about the exfoliating bit.
I thought these Star Wars flicks were fantastical?Solo was fine.
Would just like to take a minute to say that I HATE my boss, that is all.
Series is fantastic.Anyone catch American Gods? I like Neil Gaiman, and I liked the books, just not sure if the series is worth the effort it would require to watch it.