OT: Big Mac's Bar & Lounge: Coffee Talk with Linda Richman

[Clare2904]

I want Luke to go batshit in the film.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Oh man... yeah. Joel is one of those guys where in one breath I'll say "WTF is the point of this guy?" and in the next I'll be like "Joel is absolutely essential to the foundation of this band and possibly Anton's barely-functioning version of "sanity."

"Going up. Top floor. Pantyhose. Illegal drugs and cigarettes."

Have you seen the outtakes, Willy? At one point, Joel, stoned out of his gourd, gets REALLY into fountain sodas.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Hahahaha... nope. Never seen that. Outstanding.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Remember that Mark Hamill also hates the scene in Empire where Luke cuts the Wompa's arm off because he thinks it is out of character. He doesn't seem to want any darkness to Luke's character. In that sense, I think I'm glad that Hamill doesn't like the direction they are taking Luke.

I want darkside Luke, so if Hamill hates that, then maybe I might really like the movie this weekend.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Am I the only person here whom has never given a flying f*** about Star Wars?

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I want Luke to go bat**** in the film.

I want him to be the f***ing Vader we were promised all along and teased In rogue one. I'm tired of this happy go lucky horse shit.

 

[Don'tcry4mejanhrdina]

Am I the only person here whom has never given a flying **** about Star Wars?

Nope, you aren't. I was going to try watching them at some point but they keep making more and at this point the commercials have given me my fill.

 

[Big McLargehuge]

Am I the only person here whom has never given a flying **** about Star Wars?

Nope, and I'll never understand it.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Nope, and I'll never understand it.

Honky Yojimbo.

 

[Big McLargehuge]

That...is...accurate.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Just took a tree felling safety course and now have a company truck. I guess shit is getting serious.

 

[Big McLargehuge]

Just took a tree felling safety course and now have a company truck. I guess **** is getting serious.

Kelly, we found the logger whose trees were felled with might.*

*This will be the most obscure reference I will ever make.

 

[Don'tcry4mejanhrdina]

Honky Yojimbo.

I'd rather stick with actual Yojimbo. Because as we all know, Kurosawa is the greatest director of all time, right above Kubrick. Right, Big?

Speaking of which, I just finished watching Kagemusha on Netflix.

 

[Clare2904]

Ooooooh, some real cinema fans here.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

I have no idea what any of you are talking about but I really loved "Dude, Where's My Car."

 

[Big McLargehuge]

Ooooooh, some real cinema fans here.

Kubrick & Kurosawa should be taught in second grade. Maybe wait until third for Bergman.

 

[Don'tcry4mejanhrdina]

In what grade should they teach about Uwe Boll films?

 

[Big McLargehuge]

Some things are best left to the church.

 

[HandshakeLine]

In what grade should they teach about Uwe Boll films?

That's on your quals for grad school.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Some things are best left to the church.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

In what grade should they teach about Uwe Boll films?

When do they typically start teaching about Dadaism? Probably then.

Unrecognized genius, I tell ya!

 

[HandshakeLine]

Speaking of idiot geniuses, has anyone seen The Disaster Artist yet?

 

[Don'tcry4mejanhrdina]

Speaking of idiot geniuses, has anyone seen The Disaster Artist yet?

I'd like to if I can find the time. Maybe after Christmas. It's getting great reviews.

 

[Brandinho]

I was initially hesitant to see TDA because I didn't think that Franco even came close to channeling Wiseau's voice and mannerisms judging by the trailer. Granted, Wiseau is some kind of alien time traveler, so it'd be very difficult to replicate that convincingly, but it was off putting. I may have to reconsider given the response it's received.

 

[Clare2904]

I have got horrendous heartburn right now, almost to the point that I'm going to be sick.