OT: Anything Goes 9: Summer's Here! Festivals Abound!

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

I played college football for Louisiana Tech. Terry Bradshaw was my backup. I turned down a contract offer from the Redskins because the NFL season would have interfered with duck hunting season.

 

[Cullksinikers]

I played college football for Louisiana Tech. Terry Bradshaw was my backup. I turned down a contract offer from the Redskins because the NFL season would have interfered with duck hunting season.

I turned down Jessica Biel since I didn't want Kate Upton getting too jealous. **** happens, bro.

 

[committedindian86]

I turned down Jessica Biel since I didn't want Kate Upton getting too jealous. **** happens, bro.

So you're the one that gave her that nasty rash. Damn you