OT: Anything Goes 34: The Thirtyforth One

[OhCaptainMyCaptain]

@hawksrule What is your take on door handles?

 

[ChiHawks10]

With regards to germs in general, not just bathrooms, I think it's best to take proper precautions and then not think about it. If you really start going down the rabbit whole of how dirty various items (cash, phones, shaking hands, etc) you encounter in your daily life, you'll drive yourself crazy.

Yep. You go through life worrying about germs you're going to go absolutely f***ing bonkers. The fact is, if you continually hand sanitize, and wash your hands constantly with anti-bacterial soap, you're actually hurting you're immune system. Nevermind the fact that your hands are all nasty, cracked, and dried out, allowing for more bacteria and germs to enter your body.

 

[BK]

Yep. You go through life worrying about germs you're going to go absolutely ****ing bonkers. The fact is, if you continually hand sanitize, and wash your hands constantly with anti-bacterial soap, you're actually hurting you're immune system. Nevermind the fact that your hands are all nasty and dried out.

There is a strong difference between going overboard vs. sitting in other people's piss and sweat imo.

 

[ChiHawks10]

There is a strong difference between going overboard vs. sitting in other people's piss and sweat imo.

Oh, I don't disagree. I was just speaking in general, not only about toilets.

 

[RayP]

@hawksrule What is your take on door handles?

I hope if anyone ever meets him they lick their hand before shaking his hand.

 

[hawksrule]

@hawksrule What is your take on door handles?

Leaving a bathroom? I always use s paper towel.

 

[OhCaptainMyCaptain]

Leaving a bathroom? I always use s paper towel.

But not with any other door handles?

 

[RayP]

Leaving a bathroom? I always use s paper towel.

Well that's just wasteful.

 

[ChiHawks10]

Leaving a bathroom? I always use s paper towel.

But not with any other door handles?

Well that's just wasteful.

I actually do the same, but only with public bathroom doors. I use the ones I just dried my hands with, so you're not wasting anything Ray.

 

[hawksrule]

I hope if anyone ever meets him they lick their hand before shaking his hand.

Narrator: Ray unwittingly reveals his desire to coat hawksrule with bodily fluids.

(Not that there’s anything wrong with that)

 

[RayP]

I actually do the same, but only with public bathroom doors. I use the ones I just dried my hands with, so you're not wasting anything Ray.

Shut up that doesn’t fit my narrative.

 

[BK]

Leaving a bathroom? I always use s paper towel.

I do this as well.

 

[OhCaptainMyCaptain]

 

[hawksrule]

Shut up that doesn’t fit my narrative.

You’re actually right in my case. I use a paper towel to turn off the sink, then use that one to pull the lever for a new towel, throw out the first one, rio off the second one, and use it to dry my hands and open the door.

 

[hawksrule]

But not with any other door handles?

Because I usually don’t have paper towels st the ready. But I’m mindful of it and wash asap.

 

[OhCaptainMyCaptain]

Because I usually don’t have paper towels st the ready. But I’m mindful of it and wash asap.

So you wash your hands every time you touch a door handle? Does this apply to your home as well, or just in public?

 

[ChiHawks10]

Because I usually don’t have paper towels st the ready. But I’m mindful of it and wash asap.

Seems a little excessive.

 

[No Fun Shogun]

Remember... whenever you smell poo or a fart, that means you have particles of that filth in your nose; so, compared to having literal pieces of poop in your nose every time you get a whiff of that, there's really no reason to worry about anything else.

Wash your hands with soap and just accept that literally everything's filthy.

 

[OhCaptainMyCaptain]

Remember... whenever you smell poo or a fart, that means you have particles of that filth in your nose; so, compared to having literal pieces of poop in your nose every time you get a whiff of that, there's really no reason to worry about anything else.

Wash your hands with soap and just accept that literally everything's filthy.

I just don't wash my hands and I don't even get sick expect for the times that I do.

 

[RayP]

New avatar suggestion for @hawksrule

 

[b1e9a8r5s]

I suggest this

 

[RayP]

I suggest this

What a punchable face.

 

[OhCaptainMyCaptain]

More like

 

[hawksrule]

So you wash your hands every time you touch a door handle? Does this apply to your home as well, or just in public?

I may touch multiple door handles when I’m out, but I’ll be sure to when I get home or before eating.

The rest of you are the weird ones.

 

[Ace Rothstein]

Drove on the autobahn today, was pretty f***ing fun.