OT: Anything Goes 34: The Thirtyforth One

[hawksrule]

What in the world are you doing in your pooping process that has germs slinging all over the place?

Well then don't poop on your phone.

Also, it takes you 5 minutes to poop if you're not on your phone?

Your Cell Phone Is 10 Times Dirtier Than a Toilet Seat

 

[RayP]

Your Cell Phone Is 10 Times Dirtier Than a Toilet Seat

Man up.


If your wife pooped with her phone would you refuse to touch her?

 

[OhCaptainMyCaptain]

Your Cell Phone Is 10 Times Dirtier Than a Toilet Seat

Thanks. I'll read this during my trip to the bathroom.

 

[hawksrule]

Man up.


If your wife pooped with her phone would you refuse to touch her?

My wife doesn't poop.

 

[RayP]

My wife doesn't poop.

@DisgruntledHawkFan I’m trying really hard to not say what I really want to say but I can’t promise I hold it in forever....

Thanks. I'll read this during my trip to the bathroom.

 

[BK]

Man up.


If your wife pooped with her phone would you refuse to touch her?

Girls don't poop.

 

[RayP]

I am so f***ing checked out of this job.

 

[ChiHawks10]

Remember life before cell phones. You just had to sit there staring at the door. Dark days.

You didn't bring magazines or books into the bathroom with you?

Life before cell phones, I always had a magazine or book with me in the shitter.

As far as the dirty cell phone, my phone gets wiped down with the damp towel from my shower every single morning. I dry off after the shower, find a spot that isn't soaked, then lightly wipe it all down. The towel is clean, because my body is all clean from scrubbing in the shower, so in essence, I'm washing my phone every morning. I hit it with the dry towel hanging up to just finish shining it up after that. The vast majority of germs will be gone at that point, and that's my ritual after every shower.

 

[RayP]

You didn't bring magazines or books into the bathroom with you?

Life before cell phones, I always had a magazine or book with me in the ****ter.

Yeah apparently he was pooping wrong for like 30 years.

No material at all? I can see @hawksrule doing that because he’s prissy, but @b1e9a8r5s you were just an idiot.

 

[b1e9a8r5s]

You didn't bring magazines or books into the bathroom with you?

Life before cell phones, I always had a magazine or book with me in the ****ter.

I'm at work, so I was thinking about away games, not home games.

 

[ChiHawks10]

I'm at work, so I was thinking about away games, not home games.

What a great way to describe it. A++.

 

[RayP]

I'm at work, so I was thinking about away games, not home games.

No electronic Yahtzee or poker game back in the day?

 

[b1e9a8r5s]

No electronic Yahtzee or poker game back in the day?

That I carried with me in case I had to poop?

 

[BK]

I'm at work, so I was thinking about away games, not home games.

I try to only play home games.

 

[RayP]

That I carried with me in case I had to poop?

At home and work? Sure. I mean it’s not like having to poop is just going to pop up on your schedule unexpectedly.

Well, most times at least.

 

[RayP]

I try to only play home games.

I bet you use a seat cover when you’re out in public and have to go.

 

[b1e9a8r5s]

I try to only play home games.

As do I, but the circus trip comes for us all, lol.

 

[ChiHawks10]

I try to only play home games.

My work bathroom is Gila River Arena. I get to work at 7, eat breakfast, then my shit schedule has me in there immediately after, by 7:15 or so. I'm the first one to use it every day, so blue water, and freshly cleaned toilets are what I walk in to every single day.

Let's see how many people understand the reference.

 

[BK]

I bet you use a seat cover when you’re out in public and have to go.

If they provide them I do, if not I build.

 

[RayP]

If they provide them I do, if not I build.

Oh come on.

What are you scared of? Butt herpes?

 

[BK]

Oh come on.

What are you scared of? Butt herpes?

Everyone is afraid of butt herpes.

Honest answer is that I don't want to sit in other people's piss and sweat.

 

[RayP]

Everyone his afraid of butt herpes.

Not me I'm living like a wild man over here.

What next, you carry a collapsible squatty potty with you?

 

[ChiHawks10]

Not me I'm living like a wild man over here.

What next, you carry a collapsible squatty potty with you?

Lots of lolz in this current conversation...

 

[b1e9a8r5s]

With regards to germs in general, not just bathrooms, I think it's best to take proper precautions and then not think about it. If you really start going down the rabbit whole of how dirty various items (cash, phones, shaking hands, etc) you encounter in your daily life, you'll drive yourself crazy.

 

[BK]

Not me I'm living like a wild man over here.

What next, you carry a collapsible squatty potty with you?

I mean I have legs and can hover...I am not Lieutenant Dan.