Anyone have 18M lying around? You can buy Kovalchuk's House!

[Oddbob]

Honestly it is kind of dumpy! I am looking for a much nicer place than this!

 

[Dirty Dan]

Honestly it is kind of dumpy! I am looking for a much nicer place than this!

yeah like in st.petersburg

 

[Its a Trap]

I spent a number of years in Newark, it is the true definition of a ****hole. Defend your native garbage dump though, I guess.

Buddy you can dump all over Newark all you want. I don’t really care, it’s Newark. But you wanna judge where I live when you’re from Charlestown or some other little trash town outside Boston? Damn bruh, did you even wipe the shit off your face before strolling in here on that high horse of yours?

 

[Stickpucker]

Ah what a quaint little weekend home. Maybe it could serve as a guest house.

 

[seafoam]

18M to live in New Jersey? hm hard pass

New Jersey (like any state), has some really awesome areas and some really not awesome areas.

 

[sessiroth]

Why would I want kovalchuks house? It's probably filled with vodka and body fluid stains

 

[bukwas]

I almost had enough. Had 6 of 7 lotto max numbers when the jackpot was 60,000,000 just before Christmas.

 

[Nocashstyle]

I spent a number of years in Newark, it is the true definition of a ****hole. Defend your native garbage dump though, I guess.

Do you honestly think Newark is an accurate representation on NJ? Hahahahaha. Are you that dense??

 

[Commander Clueless]

Amen brother. My missus wants to buy a house and I dread the thought of anything bigger than a 3 bedroom. Of course, we also don't want children. But big houses just feel lonely to me.

Houses are overrated.

 

[Its a Trap]

Houses are overrated.

Not as overrated as renting an apartment *sigh*

 

[I Hate Philadelphia]

Buddy you can dump all over Newark all you want. I don’t really care, it’s Newark. But you wanna judge where I live when you’re from Charlestown or some other little trash town outside Boston? Damn bruh, did you even wipe the **** off your face before strolling in here on that high horse of yours?

1. Charlestown is in Boston

2. It's a great neighborhood, educate yourself:

https://www.bestplaces.net/economy/zip-code/maine/boston/02129

 

[valeriammm]

Oh no, whatever shall we do?


Yea, I know. Not enough Pepperidge Faaaahms for you right Charlestown?


Wow, they make em extra bright on the other side of Appalachia don’t they?


First of all: it’s ‘they are’ or ‘they’re’. ‘There’ is a place. If you’re going to insult people, try not to make yourself look like a donkey in the process.

Second of all: where is it that you live so I can pass judgement on you based on what I read about it on the internet or from grandpa’s chain email?

Ive never seen anyone so hurt over people teasing a state, calm down lil homie just log off

 

[valeriammm]

New Jersey (like any state), has some really awesome areas and some really not awesome areas.

Im sure for 18M I could afford to live anywhere else is what im saying

 

[Frank Drebin]

I know he has career earnings in excess of 100m but that just seems like a lot of money to tie up in a house.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Not as overrated as renting an apartment *sigh*

Indeed

 

[super6646]

Damn, I only have 17 mil lying around. Oh well.

I can offer a small loan of a million bucks...

I’m kidding, I really can’t

 

[None Shall Pass]

I'm laughing at all the "Ew in NJ?" comments. That area of NJ is richer than a vast majority of other non-city areas in America. Outside of the celebrities who make their residence there (In Alpine alone, P. Diddy and Chris Rock), you're also talking about an area like 30 minutes outside of the financial capital of America. The Wall Street execs and what-not all move there.

Here's the top 40 most expensive ZIP codes in America: Housing 1998-2018: America's Most Expensive Zip Codes, Then And Now

That list is dominated by NY and CA, obviously. There are only three ZIP codes that aren't - one in FL, one in WA, and Kovy's ZIP code in NJ.

Here's the median income and average house price: https://www.bestplaces.net/city/new_jersey/alpine

Insane wealth there.

 

[seafoam]

Im sure for 18M I could afford to live anywhere else is what im saying

But this is a thread about a property in New Jesey, so why did you come in here and post about living anywhere but New Jersey?

Just seems like a waste of your time is what I’m saying.

 

[Nick Hansen]

I'm laughing at all the "Ew in NJ?" comments. That area of NJ is richer than a vast majority of other non-city areas in America. Outside of the celebrities who make their residence there (In Alpine alone, P. Diddy and Chris Rock), you're also talking about an area like 30 minutes outside of the financial capital of America. The Wall Street execs and what-not all move there.

Here's the top 40 most expensive ZIP codes in America: Housing 1998-2018: America's Most Expensive Zip Codes, Then And Now

That list is dominated by NY and CA, obviously. There are only three ZIP codes that aren't - one in FL, one in WA, and Kovy's ZIP code in NJ.

Here's the median income and average house price: https://www.bestplaces.net/city/new_jersey/alpine

Insane wealth there.

Money makes it non-ew? I don't wanna live with the upper-class, thank you very much.

 

[CapitalsCupReality]

“Millennials thumb noses at opulent homes, prefer tiny home living. News at 11!”.....lol....

 

[Its a Trap]

1. Charlestown is in Boston

2. It's a great neighborhood, educate yourself:

https://www.bestplaces.net/economy/zip-code/maine/boston/02129

Sorry, I forgot I don’t give a damn? I thought we were makin comments based on a places reputation or stereotype.

 

[Its a Trap]

Ive never seen anyone so hurt over people teasing a state, calm down lil homie just log off

Who are you calling lil homie? You’ve never seen anyone so hurt after having their home dumped on? Let’s clarify: I’m not hurt, im annoyed. You probably would be too if you dealt with such nonsense ever since...ever.

So really, playing the “oh settle down boi, I’m just joshin” card doesn’t fly. Especially when the odds are better that any experience you’ve had in New Jersey would involve flying in or out of an airport located in the worst city in the country and traveling on the northern portion of the turnpike.

So frankly you can take your joke and shove it where the sun don’t shine.

 

[BM14]

Garbage generic landscaping. I'm out.

 

[Hasbro]

$18M lying around? You just described 3 years of Lucic!

 

[Sam Spade]

“Millennials thumb noses at opulent homes, prefer tiny home living. News at 11!”.....lol....

Not a millennial but I've made decent living and lived in a big house for a long time. One day I realized that this was beyond silly and I moved to basically a slightly bigger tiny house. Can't believe how much better it makes me feel to not live in my former ostentatious, and basically empty, house.

I know this sounds stupid but I feel like a better human being for not being so "wasteful" anymore.