NHL Department of Player Safety presents WHEEL OF SUSPENSIONS!!! with your host absolute moron and pretend tough guy himself…..GEORGE PARROS!!!
Today our two contestants are Edmonton Oiler defenceman Doctor Darnell NURSE, whose up for a reversible instigator suspension after being asked to fight by Vegas defenceman Nic “Nose Exploded” Hague ALL GAME LONG!!!!!
Our second contestant is Vegas Golden Karen’s Captain and Lead Whiner, Alex Pietrangelo, who skated 17 miles across the ice with his stick raised to the rafters in order to cleave playoff leading goalscorer AND points leader IN HALF!!!!
What’s the analysis Gary?
Well Bill I feel that Nurse skated in from the blue line to join a scrum common after the whistle because Hague previously challenged him and because that Hague punched Nurse 8 times that Nurse definitely instigated the fight.
Good stuff Gary, and what about our favourite teams Captain, poor Alex Pietrangelo whose been unfairly targeted all series long by the Oilers?
Well Bill, Draisaitl wasn’t injured on the play and we really don’t know Pietrangelos intent, so I feel a $17 fine is sufficient in this case. But in order to deter this from happening again the Oilers should forfeit a draft pick to Calgary. That’s the way I see it Bill.
Good stuff Gary!! Well let’s sit back and see how George Parros rules once he gets your emails!