OT: 94th Obsequious Banter Thread: Where Ryan Ellis Performs Nightly

[Hollywood Cannon]

Not sure what you're talking about?

You had to be there to get the reference.

 

[Starat327]

Close the f***ing thread, Stat!

 

[Embiid]

Post your top 3 Christmas wishes:

1) Ben Simmons traded for a true star.

2) Fire Cuck Feltcher

3) Socks and underwear

 

[Beef Invictus]

Alright. We seduce the Stone King. You people are weird.


PM me your best seductive moves. Let's go.

 

[Asnito]

This right here. I plan on preying mantis-ing this asshole right after I get done mesmerizing him with my booty shake. Shakira got nothing on these hipz.

 

[Asnito]

So we are going to seduce this thing, what could possibly go wrong

 

[wankstifier]

We are writing a sonnet

 

[DancingPanther]

Not sure what you're talking about?

Burners are taken seriously on this website. Unsure why anyone would consider doing something so heinous

 

[Beef Invictus]

DancingPanther is wildly seductive

 

[Asnito]

@Captain Dave Poulin your animal friends want to wish you a Merry Christmas

 

[Starat327]

@Captain Dave Poulin your animal friends want to wish you a Merry Christmas

Keep this up and you're gonna meet my friend Igor.

 

[DancingPanther]

DancingPanther is wildly seductive

I was born of The Coffin™. @Magua, @landsbergfan, and Girl are all incredibly lucky

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin your animal friends want to wish you a Merry Christmas

You can't just come on here and post vagina pics.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

@Captain Dave Poulin your animal friends want to wish you a Merry Christmas

oh right, now I remember what I forgot to buy.
A mongoose

 

[BigToe]

They stole the vote! This is illegal!

 

[Magua]

Alright. We seduce the Stone King. You people are weird.


PM me your best seductive moves. Let's go.

 

[Asnito]

Keep this up and you're gonna meet my friend Igor.

Come on now you wouldn't Igor a 'Bonafide' subscriber to your onlyhands site.

 

[Young Sandwich]

They stole the vote! This is illegal!

Hey Footfinger, you seem like the kind of kid who peeps on his Mom while she shares a little kiss with Santa Claus and then goes and writes a hit song about it to narc to his Dad and everyone else in the world.

 

[Asnito]

Hey Footfinger, you seem like the kind of kid who peeps on his Mom while she shares a little kiss with Santa Claus and then goes and writes a hit song about it to narc to his Dad and everyone else in the world.

Voice of experience?

 

[Chinatown88]

It speaks volumes to this tire fire organization that the three years I've written Twas the night before Christmas HF edition it is always about someone getting fired/should be fired already.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

@Captain Dave Poulin a stray kitty pic to cleanse the palate

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin a stray kitty pic to cleanse the palate


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That is much better, thank you.

 

[ajgoal]

This is yours, right?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Hurry up and PM me your seductions.

 

[Beef Invictus]

This is yours, right?

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The Olmec and Huron are very different peoples. Ridiculous.