OT: 93rd Obsequious Banter Thread: Where Petr Nedved is a + Performer

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This is horrific.

 

[Beef Invictus]

This is horrific.

And just scratches the surface.

 

[Asnito]

@Captain Dave Poulin two questions for you.

1. How many cats do you have on the farm?
2. If the answer to number 1 is a non zero number why don't you post any pics?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin two questions for you.

1. How many cats do you have on the farm?
2. If the answer to number 1 is a non zero number why don't you post any pics?

We have four. I don't really take pics of anything. Photographers are creepy as f***.

 

[Runner77]

At least he knows how to burn something to the ground.

I did not know that was a skill.

 

[Asnito]

We have four. I don't really take pics of anything. Photographers are creepy as f***.

While I agree about photographers a phone picture of your pet isn't photography.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

While I agree about photographers a phone picture of your pet isn't photography.

I have an iPhone 5S.

 

[Runner77]

I'm just saying, it's in the top three of magnificent things I've done with my butt. The smell was incredible.

What have I been missing. Never even thought of doing lists like that although I could have taken a hint from Letterman.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

What have I been missing. Never even thought of doing lists like that although I could have taken a hint from Letterman.

It's not really something I ever planned on tracking, but I've done some fun stuff with my posterior over the years. Rounding out the top three would have to be the time I was out in the mountains with my step-dad. We had stopped at this very beautiful lake, and I was sitting on the guardrail on the side of the road admiring the view. It was just the two of us, so I let a fart rip as not to stink up the car.

It zinged it's way down the guard rail, and we were able to listen to it as it moved away. It was magical. It sounds pretty stupid just saying that I farted and it made a noise, but it was pretty remarkable listening to it reverberate and slowly get quieter as it got further away.

 

[Asnito]

I have an iPhone 5S.

That doesn't mean a whole lot to me. I guess I'll just have cat shame you.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

That doesn't mean a whole lot to me. I guess I'll just have cat shame you.
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That's a damned good kitty.

 

[Runner77]

Oh man, this reminds me of the time that I absolutely blew up a gas station restroom.

You're probably familiar with that gif titled "How people use gas station bathrooms." If not, just google it and add "gif" after it, and you'll get an animated version.

I wanted to post it as your story deserved it but then I thought better of it. It's definitely a classic.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I recently got into bed and once I was settled, let rip an enormous and seemingly endless fart. It was like my butt was yodeling. My first hint something was amiss was when the dogs scampered away and one of them coughed. When one of them came out of the covers to flee, it lifted them and released the fart. Beefette was lightly snoring, and I could tell when she sucked some of it down because she reacted like she'd been slapped. The stench snapped her awake and was so powerfully awful that she first went through a mild panic out of confusion, before turning to rage. If I bring it up she gets immediately angry and rants about it being one of the worst experiences of her life.

 

[Runner77]

Just what I like about drumming. Could attempt those grooves and fills all day long and never tire of them.

 

[Runner77]

I recently got into bed and once I was settled, let rip an enormous and seemingly endless fart. It was like my butt was yodeling. My first hint something was amiss was when the dogs scampered away and one of them coughed. When one of them came out of the covers to flee, it lifted them and released the fart. Beefette was lightly snoring, and I could tell when she sucked some of it down because she reacted like she'd been slapped. The stench snapped her awake and was so powerfully awful that she first went through a mild panic out of confusion, before turning to rage. If I bring it up she gets immediately angry and rants about it being one of the worst experiences of her life.

You’re keeping that fire in the Dutch Oven going, I see. Winter climes demand it.

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

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