OT: 93rd Obsequious Banter Thread: Where Petr Nedved is a + Performer

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

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[Cody Webster]

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

Too soon.

 

[Chinatown88]

Rant. Why are there Play-Doh exclusives only on Amazon? They're all sold out... ARGH

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Rant. Why are there Play-Doh exclusives only on Amazon? They're all sold out... ARGH

He who has the most money, controls alot of stuff.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Happy Fibonacci day everybody.

 

[Embiid]

 

[Embiid]

I claim BS..

'World's oldest ever person' who was born in the 19th century dies aged 124

 

[Embiid]

Happy Fibonacci day everybody.

• Plan a Fibonacci feast. ...
• Take a Fibonacci-inspired nature walk. ...
• Find Fibonacci numbers on the body. ...
• Seek out the Fibonacci sequence in famous works of art.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

 

[kudymen]

Petr Nedvěd, manager of the Czech olympic hockey team for the upcoming OG 2022, still looks like Petr Nedvěd.

Nový Pešánův šéf. Sejmu z Filipa stres, funkcí má hodně, říká Nedvěd - iDNES.cz

 

[Flybynite]

Would be saving someone a lot of money in food and clothing and extra expenses if that happened tho

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I’m grossly offended that this isn’t a Voracek thread.

 

[landsbergfan]

wait didn't we do this already? why is this an article on 11/23/21?

 

[FLYguy3911]

This weather is the worst to workout in. Ran two miles and my lungs feel like I smoked an entire pack of Newports. f*** off.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I can almost see casting Shohreh Aghdashloo for regular acting roles - almost - but voiceover? Come the f*** on.

 

[Embiid]

wait didn't we do this already? why is this an article on 11/23/21?

She seems douchey like him.....matches truly are made in hell including the matching dog decor.

 

[landsbergfan]

This weather is the worst to workout in. Ran two miles and my lungs feel like I smoked an entire pack of Newports. f*** off.

Could’ve saved yourself the trouble of running and just smoked an entire pack of Newports

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Is John Wayne Gacy their neighbor?

 

[PDX Flyer]

She seems douchey like him.....matches truly are made in hell including the matching dog decor.

Wow all that money and your house looks like a glorified hotel. I could never live in space like that. Is McJesus really that big of a douche? She does seem like a pill

 

[Jack Straw]

 

[Jack Straw]

 

[Beef Invictus]

Are we talking drugs that fix cancer or drugs that cause it

 

[Beef Invictus]

Oh wait new thread? Poll time

 

[Beef Invictus]

For those who missed the result of our prior poll decision:

Alright, I'm kind of annoyed I can't find my physical twenty sided dice, so I'll use an internet one. TIME TO FACE THESE GNOMES AND TROLLS

WE ROLL: oh my f*** we just rolled a 4. You people have walked us into an assured ass beating.

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As you all may recall, a gnome will have to roll double or above to manage to harm us, because we're just bigger than them and can bully them. We are facing 20 gnomes, and 20 trolls. Trolls are huge so if they beat that roll we are done.

We confidently approach the first gnome and slap him in the face. Or, we try to. This gnome rolled a FULL BLOWN 19. He grabs our hand and breaks it. This ain't going great, fam. He punches us straight in the gonads and spins us around to face his troll lover. The troll rolled a 10. We're done. He grabs us by the head and slams our back across a tree. There's a loud spinal crunch. We can no longer feel our legs. The other 38 trolls and gnomes relieve themselves on us and laugh, and begin dragging us along. We pass out for a long time. We are pretty sure we are bleeding out of our butt. We come to, in the court of the Stone King. They dragged us into his fortress.

He's BIG MAD that we slapped his Foreign Minister in the face. He tells us we must die for this insult.

We try to defiantly give him the finger.

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We fail to give him the finger, fall forward when our feeble trembling arm gives out and knock all of our own teeth out on the unforgiving floor. Everyone pees on us again. Things aren't looking great.

So our death has been ordered by the Stone King for attacking his emissaries after we wandered into his mountain domain, and the executioner approaches. We have a single item and two choices.