OT: 91st Obsequious Banter Thread: Where Silent Lucidity takes on new meaning

[Embiid]

This was posted on Nextdoor.com
Philly for ya..

Break in pooper. Someone unlocked my apartment door this morning while I was sleeping, took a shit and left. Police took a report and locks are being changed.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Snakes. Morocco is rotten with cobras.

I hate snakes

 

[Lord Defect]

I wonder how many people are looking forward to this. Not counting Shia LeBouf, obviously.

Not many I’d wager, after watching the crystal skull.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I hate snakes

You do, do you? You think you know what it's like to truly, madly, deeply hate snakes?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Not many I’d wager, after watching the crystal skull.

I'd rather weather nuclear winter in a refrigerator than watch another of those.

 

[Magua]

As a Ravenclaw I feel utterly shattered. I have to reevaluate our online camaraderie.
Sidebar my best bud in real life is a Hufflepuff.

Mmmm I don’t know. I think you might be a Huffle. You definitely bout that honor, loyalty, quiet courage and intellect, hard work. Need to retake the Sorting Hat. I definitely got split between Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, but all 3 times I got put in Hufflepuff!

 

[Chinatown88]

Mmmm I don’t know. I think you might be a Huffle. Need to retake the Sorting Hat.

I just did. Ravenclaw represent!

 

[Cody Webster]

My body is ready.

What'd the stock do though?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

You do, do you? You think you know what it's like to truly, madly, deeply hate snakes?

Nope ropes freak me out, Cap, that's all I really have to say about them.

 

[Magua]

I just did. Ravenclaw represent!

die












Just kidding. I’m a Huffle. I wish you the best, friend! All houses except Slytherin watch wizard anime together. But I have a really strong hunch the Slytherin House here would be fantastic at splaining. Parselsplain.

 

[Jack Straw]

This photo is the most Phil Kessel thing I’ve ever seen. He looks like he took this right before picking up a pizza.



I thought this was Miscellaneous NHL thread. Whatever lol.

More Phil Kessel than this?

(That's Phaneuf in the front row on the right of course)

 

[Magua]

More Phil Kessel than this?

(That's Phaneuf in the front row on the right of course)

He’s a great man.

 

[Jack Straw]

He’s a great man.

An inspiration even.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Oh look, time for the Tocchet thread

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Oh look, time for the Tocchet thread

 

[Beef Invictus]

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No I prefer to deface your threads with polls.

 

[Asnito]

Damn I don’t get an invite?

You are ready in the gutter er swamp so I didn't bother. Pack your cold weather gear.

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

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#92 -- 92nd Obsequious Banter Thread: Where Rick Tocchet is a Hall of Famer