MiamiScreamingEagles
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OT: 91st Obsequious Banter Thread: Where Silent Lucidity takes on new meaning
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This is the f***ing BEST
Hurricane28
Angry Flyers STH/Weather Guy
Just lost an 1100 pot in poker. Basically a coin flip, I was slight favorite (55/45). Pain.
Magua
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It rumbled in delight. It would be exceedingly rude not to take the candy.
Asnito
Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
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Damn straight. I like licorice.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Well it's not that, but I'm sure it's fine
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This is a f***ing no brainer
I would also like to consume the candy. Before I do, however, I thank the tree
I would also like to consume the candy. Before I do, however, I thank the tree
Magua
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Asnito
Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
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Toe man, even though we may disagree on this topic, I respect your opinion and think nothing less of you
Magua
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I don't respect it and think less of him.
It may be a bone tree oozing foreign substances, but you can't judge a book by its cover. But Toe has never made it past the cover.
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Toe man is our friend, magua. You shouldn't treat your friends that way. I suggest you have yourself a nice fistful of mayo and reconsider on a full stomach. I know you'll do the right thing
Magua
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Amorgus
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I just saw the the original A Nightmare on Elm Street on screen for the first time tonight. I can't remember if I actually saw any of them in the theater when I was younger but 2 was the second adult horror movie I watched (first was Poltergeist but for some odd reason I was ok with it as a little kid except for the face ripping scene). The thrill of watching a Freddy movie like a big boy overrode the realization that the movie was constantly bludgeoning you with homoerotic subtext. After seeing the documentary Scream Queen about the young actor who starred in it, I learned this wasn't a mistake. The director wanted to make an afterschool special about the dangers of homosexuality and decided that his vessel was going to be a Freddy movie. WTF.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
I'm watching Motel Hell
Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
So would I. In fact ... no, you know what, nevermind.
Amorgus
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It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters! If you ever wanted to see John Ratzenberger as a metal band front man buried up to his neck and forcefed with a funnel, this is your movie.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
This thing was more extreme than I expected, that's for sure
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I’ve been watching Succession on the recommendation of several of you (just began S2). I’ve worked in the corporate sector for a long time and am used to dealing with individuals who wield a lot of power however, I have seen nothing like the assortment of creepy scum on this show.
I am disliking every one of them equally, which probably means the show is doing its job. I can’t get invested in any of them, they can all get written out of the script for all I care. The show’s pace and the way it’s shot, reminds me of The Office, even if it’s a whole other genre (I hate that word).
It’s not to say that some of these characters don’t remind me of the corporate power-hungry, unscrupulous hacks that I’ve had the displeasure of working with (and I have also acted for big family-controlled corporations), but to see such a wide spectrum is just overkill. I’m not sure I want to finish it.
I am disliking every one of them equally, which probably means the show is doing its job. I can’t get invested in any of them, they can all get written out of the script for all I care. The show’s pace and the way it’s shot, reminds me of The Office, even if it’s a whole other genre (I hate that word).
It’s not to say that some of these characters don’t remind me of the corporate power-hungry, unscrupulous hacks that I’ve had the displeasure of working with (and I have also acted for big family-controlled corporations), but to see such a wide spectrum is just overkill. I’m not sure I want to finish it.
Oh, I see there is a new poll. And not surprisingly all you idiots are walking straight to your eventual grisly deaths. What do you think that black oozing “candy” is made of? Haven’t you all seen Soylent Green? Didn’t your mothers tell you to never take candy from strangers, let alone creepy talking bone trees?
Fools.
Fools.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
I'd like to point out, as one who obsesses (professionally and in general) over words and their meaning, that we are in favour of taking the candy, not necessarily consuming it and not even with our bare hands.
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