OT: 83rd Obsequious Banter Thread: Balls to the Wall

[LegionOfDoom91]

They look like the pajamas polo players wear.

I’m going down the rabbit hole of old beer commercials now...

 

[Tripod]

Didn't realize that Jason Segel was going to be on The Bachelorette this year.

 

[Cody Webster]

This is not something I really prefer seeing...

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I can barely stand this. It's really extra bad.

 

[flyershockey]

Just needed some baking soda...

 

[Embiid]

Sad..no wonder our society falls for conspiracies..

Americans don't know where their national landmarks are - 1 in 5 thinks Niagara Falls is in Iceland! - Study Finds

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Sad..no wonder our society falls for conspiracies..

Americans don't know where their national landmarks are - 1 in 5 thinks Niagara Falls is in Iceland! - Study Finds

People are dumb. I thought it was pretty common knowledge that Niagara Falls is on the Vermont/New Brunswick border.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Also in the news of the stupid, this popped up in my Facebook memories today. The restaurant where I was working at the time received a case of gluten free lettuce at the peak of the gluten craze in 2015.

 

[Embiid]

Why they are cray cray...

Crayfish take more risks while on antidepressants, study shows - France 24

 

[Amorgus]

It's high time for a new desktop wallpaper at work and I'm going back to the well...er...toilet of my original avatar. It's like a little tub of Authentic Fans!

 

[Lord Defect]

Hey Pokémon nerds

 

[Lord Defect]

Hey @DancingPanther i know you’re not a doctor but how bad is this?

 

[DancingPanther]

Hey @DancingPanther i know you’re not a doctor but how bad is this?
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Did this guy fall out of an airplane?

Context clues say he laid on a grenade maybe? That's insane

But...bones heal, and wounds close. If none of those bones or no shrapnel ended up severing critical blood vessels, then you could survive. But not before an agonizing recovery...and maybe limited to some magnitude thereafter

 

[Beef Invictus]

The "dozens of ball bearings" make me think anti-personnel IED.


I'm annoyed at it taking 9 years to find rib and back fractures. I'll give a pass on the neck since the neck is voodoo, but what the f***?

 

[ajgoal]

The "dozens of ball bearings" make me think anti-personnel IED

Suicide bomb. I had originally thought claymore.

 

[Lord Defect]

Did this guy fall out of an airplane?

Context clues say he laid on a grenade maybe? That's insane

But...bones heal, and wounds close. If none of those bones or no shrapnel ended up severing critical blood vessels, then you could survive. But not before an agonizing recovery...and maybe limited to some magnitude thereafter

It’s not 100% clear so far into the memoir but it reads as if he was separated from a suicide bomber by a few feet and with one person between them.

 

[Lord Defect]

Did this guy fall out of an airplane?

Context clues say he laid on a grenade maybe? That's insane

But...bones heal, and wounds close. If none of those bones or no shrapnel ended up severing critical blood vessels, then you could survive. But not before an agonizing recovery...and maybe limited to some magnitude thereafter

Dude breaks and trains horses now.

 

[DancingPanther]

It’s not 100% clear so far into the memoir but it reads as if he was separated from a suicide bomber by a few feet and with one person between them.

Yeah I mean that'll do it

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Hey @DancingPanther i know you’re not a doctor but how bad is this?
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who is this?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Dude breaks and trains horses now.

If horses wanted to eat us there would be no stopping it.

 

[DancingPanther]

If horses wanted to eat us there would be no stopping it.

They run 30mph over a mile or more and can kill people with a single kick. They get overlooked for the beasts they are

 

[Beef Invictus]

They run 30mph over a mile or more. They get overlooked for the beasts they are

I once rubbed a horse's face. Then I was done and tried to leave. He grabbed my sweatshirt hood, pulled me back, and then began caressing my neck with the corner of his lip. Every time I tried to leave he bit my hood and pulled me back. He could have just shaken me to death if he'd had the fancy.

 

[DancingPanther]

I once rubbed a horse's face. Then I was done and tried to leave. He grabbed my sweatshirt hood, pulled me back, and then began caressing my neck with the corner of his lip. Every time I tried to leave he bit my hood and pulled me back. He could have just shaken me to death if he'd had the fancy.

He is a good boy.

That soft spot right near the nose is the best

 

[Beef Invictus]

He is a good boy.

That soft spot right near the nose is the best

Yeah I immediately realized he was returning the rubs I gave him and that was really nice, I do wish it hadnt been forced though. His name is Lord Julian and he is my best friend.

 

[Lord Defect]

who is this?

The Glass Factory, by Braxton McCoy

it’s Braxton McCoy, and I’m reading his memoir. I read your question wrong and felt the need to clarify even though I basically said the same thing twice now but taking a much longer route.