OT: 81st Obsequious Banter Thread: Provorov Squared or One Twarynski

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Yikes...

I love shit like this!

Scale of the Universe 2

 

[Here4ThaLids]

This one's making the rounds, I'll put it in spoiler for language and sudden, intense fear.

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If you look closely, you can see that

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it runs in from the upper left, crossing the street at the beginning of the video

. Everybody on twitter immediately thought of the Lion King.

 

[Lord Defect]

This Florida Man shouldn’t be in trouble at all imo.

That is not a jump. I was expecting some cool shit. Now I’m sad.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

This one's making the rounds, I'll put it in spoiler for language and sudden, intense fear.

Spoiler

If you look closely, you can see that

Spoiler

it runs in from the upper left, crossing the street at the beginning of the video

. Everybody on twitter immediately thought of the Lion King.

Going into that completely blind. I really had no idea where the video was going to take me.

I still didn’t know what hell was even attacking them until he screamed it was a Bobcat.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

It sounds like the guy indeed shot “that f***er” like he said he was going to do.

 

[Young Sandwich]

It sounds like the guy indeed shot “that f***er” like he said he was going to do.

He got a damn good bobcat toss in there for good measure too. He hucked that thing.

 

[Here4ThaLids]

Don't know where it came from but I get strong Bert Kreischer vibes from that guy. Slays me when the video loops back to the beginning and we're greeted with a chipper "Good morning!"

 

[Jack Straw]

One hundred and nine years ago today, April 15 1912- the sinking of the Titanic.

 

[Flybynite]

He got a damn good bobcat toss in there for good measure too. He hucked that thing.

Apparently it came back as positive for rabies.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Don't know where it came from but I get strong Bert Kreischer vibes from that guy. Slays me when the video loops back to the beginning and we're greeted with a chipper "Good morning!"

My favorite thing about Bert is that other members of that Russia trip have confirmed yes, it happened.

 

[Rebels57]

IT'S THE CIIIIIRRRCCLE OF LIFE

 

[BernieParent]

Diablo 2: Resurrected is looking damned fine my sexy beings

We (not the royal variety) just (re)finished Diablo 3 recently and plan to give Grim Dawn a go. I did a single player walkaround and liked the atmosphere of it.

 

[BernieParent]

Buster | The Smoking Gun

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Look at that FireSticks logo on that 22-tear-old Florida man's forehead. #Proud

 

[BernieParent]

I'm insulted by this comparison.

THIS is about family

THIS is about a bus

Somebody just doesn't understand public transit and the bonds we forge on it.

 

[Jack Straw]

Nothing like a nice mid-April snow shower.

 

[Embiid]

Look at that FireSticks logo on that 22-tear-old Florida man's forehead. #Proud

 

[Embiid]

I'll take an Audi E-Tron GT:

The Porche Taycan..seems pretty cool
Porsche’s Electric Taycan Sales on Course to Eclipse Iconic 911

 

[Beef Invictus]

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It's actual Florida Man.

Superpowers: Bath Salts
Weaknesses: Bath Salts

 

[Jack Straw]

The Porche Taycan..seems pretty cool
Porsche’s Electric Taycan Sales on Course to Eclipse Iconic 911

They're basically the same car. I think the Audi is oriented a little more towards practicality while the Porsche is... well, a Porsche. I'd settle for either one personally.

 

[VladDrag]

This one's making the rounds, I'll put it in spoiler for language and sudden, intense fear.

Spoiler

If you look closely, you can see that

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it runs in from the upper left, crossing the street at the beginning of the video

. Everybody on twitter immediately thought of the Lion King.

There are bobcats in Chester county. My parents live between West Chester and Downingtown and we've seen them in the woods behind the house...maybe 3 times.

 

[Cody Webster]

There are bobcats in Chester county. My parents live between West Chester and Downingtown and we've seen them in the woods behind the house...maybe 3 times.

I'll have to keep me eyes peeled when I'm hitting golf balls in my backyard

 

[Embiid]

It's actual Florida Man.

Superpowers: Bath Salts
Weaknesses: Bath Salts

Still can't compare to Gorbachev's birth mark

 

[flyersnorth]

I love shit like this!

Scale of the Universe 2

That link is mindblowing.

We are so so so small!

Neil DeGrasse Tyson's oft-repeated answer to the question, "what keeps you up at night?" is this (paraphrasing on both):

"What keeps me up at night is the realization that our species is not sufficiently intelligent - nor can it ever be - to understand the universe."

And another -

"Our DNA is 1% different from a chimp. That 1% is responsible for 100% of the difference in intelligence between our species. We believe that gap to be immense. But in the scale of the universe, that gap may actually be very small as observed from a species that is orders of magnitude more intelligent than we are. In other words, we would be indistinguishable from chimps to them."

 

[Embiid]

It's actual Florida Man.

Superpowers: Bath Salts
Weaknesses: Bath Salts

Manson is jealous....