OT: 78th Obsequious Banter Thread: Parlez-vous Français?

[Rebels57]

Sleet* lol

Although, a prolonged period of sleep might be a good thing

I f***ing hate sleet

 

[Starat327]

Best of luck to all of you with this weather system. In particular @DancingPanther , and any others working in the health sector.

Just giving you all a completely useless piece of information. My dog, Sedin, was found this afternoon pissing on his Xmas sweater. It would appear that the dream of getting a photo of him and the cat (dressed as Mr. Grinch) is gone.

As a lifelong Canucks fan I can utter the following with familiar conviction:
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Thanks man, and that info is hardly useless. Hilarious.

Papa, one day you'll learn that 99% of what we do is useless here, which makes anything uselesss terribly useful.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I've been downgraded to 4-6 inches of snow, but I live directly in the heart of the snow/ice divide. Wet and heavy snow here.

Edit: Actually looks like my range is realistically 4-8 inches

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I've been downgraded to 4-6 inches of snow, but I live directly in the heart of the snow/ice divide. Wet and heavy snow here.

Edit: Actually looks like my range is realistically 4-8 inches

Always gotta add an extra inch or two on for good measure.

 

[TB87]

It’s snowing for the 2nd time in 3 days. In Oklahoma.

This is about as normal as seeing pigs fly

 

[TB87]

Always gotta add an extra inch or two on for good measure.

This penis joke is very funny

 

[Cody Webster]

It’s snowing for the 2nd time in 3 days. In Oklahoma.

This is about as normal as seeing pigs fly

Philadelphia hasn't seen an inch of snow in 650 days....

 

[TB87]

Philadelphia hasn't seen an inch of snow in 650 days....

Really? That’s wild

 

[Rebels57]

Really? That’s wild

Yeah we had 0.3" TOTAL last winter. Very odd. 2nd least snowy winter on record here.

 

[TB87]

Yeah we had 0.3" TOTAL last winter. Very odd. 2nd least snowy winter on record here.

Wow. That is very weird.


The snow I’m getting now seems to be just the beginning of the massive storm heading towards the northeast.

 

[DancingPanther]

Speaking of which I'm staying at my friend's apartment and walking to and from the hospital for at least tomorrow. Yay.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Speaking of which I'm staying at my friend's apartment and walking to and from the hospital for at least tomorrow. Yay.

Just pretend its 10 to 15 years ago and you're having a badass snowday sleepover. Drink a bunch of Surge and stay up all night playing video games. Then do your not-at-all-important job with no sleep the next day.

 

[DancingPanther]

Just pretend its 10 to 15 years ago and you're having a badass snowday sleepover. Drink a bunch of Surge and stay up all night playing video games. Then do your not-at-all-important job with no sleep the next day.

Now you're talking. I was thinking pizza and beer and Jimi Hendrix

 

[DancingPanther]

If you don't know who this is then you don't know jazz



Unmute.

 

[Starat327]

I just rode the Peloton for the first time in X months and I think I may actually die.

 

[trostol]

Waiting for the inevitable change to 2 to 4 inches

 

[swami24]

Funny how last year people b!etched about the commercial where a guy gave his wife Peleton, and now everyone wants one.

 

[Tripod]

I just rode the Peloton for the first time in X months and I think I may actually die.

 

[Starat327]

I cant figure out if you're wishing me luck, or wishing I die.

 

[Tripod]

I cant figure out if you're wishing me luck, or wishing I die.

Mission complete.

 

[ajgoal]

Missing complete.

Is it missing or complete?

 

[Tripod]

Is it missing or complete?

damn autocorrect

 

[swami24]

Auto innorrext

 

[Cody Webster]

Waiting for the inevitable change to 2 to 4 inches

Its coming

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Can’t wait for my backyard to flooded as opposed to covered in snow.