OT: 77th Obsequious Banter Thread: the one where everyone underperforms

[Hollywood Cannon]

FedEx Update:

Package originally was supposed to go from Kentucky to NJ. It was just picked up in Texas.

Alrighty then.

 

[Beef Invictus]

FedEx Update:

Package originally was supposed to go from Kentucky to NJ. It was just picked up in Texas.

Alrighty then.

It's having a minor adventure

 

[Starat327]

FedEx Update:

Package originally was supposed to go from Kentucky to NJ. It was just picked up in Texas.

Alrighty then.

I used to work for UPS. This is more common than you think.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I used to work for UPS. This is more common than you think.

This seems to be more of a company I bought from issue.

I just like to talk about FedEx.

 

[ajgoal]

This seems to be more of a company I bought from issue.

I just like to talk about FedEx.

I've seen environmental sample shipments, which need to be kept on ice in coolers and opened in their final destination 24 hours later or less, shipping from NJ to Connecticut, get hung up in... St. Louis?

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I like Pierce Brosnan as a Bond. But other than GoldenEye he got boned with horrible scripts. The rest of them absolutely suck especially the last one when the Asian guy comes back as a White guy.

I thought he was the worst. Then again Pierce Brosnan always annoyed me.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I thought he was the worst. Then again Pierce Brosnan always annoyed me.

I bet it's the consistently half-open eyes, isn't it? Guy must just be really sleepy all the time.

 

[DancingPanther]

@Magua The Last of the Mohicans was a clue on jeopardy tonight

 

[Beef Invictus]

I used to work for UPS. This is more common than you think.

So you're personally responsible

 

[Magua]

@Magua The Last of the Mohicans was a clue on jeopardy tonight

I know. I was watching. Even got a personal shoutout!

 

[DancingPanther]

I know. I was watching. Even got a personal shoutout!

You're always on my mind

It's not a big deal but I swept the sports and science categories AND got the final jeopardy question right. EZclap

 

[Starat327]

So you're personally responsible

Keep it up and ill pull enough strings that everything northern VA gets delayed and your child's Christmas presents dont arrive on time.

 

[Magua]

You're always on my mind

It's not a big deal but I swept the sports and science categories AND got the final jeopardy question right. EZclap

I’m elite™ at Jeopardy, bb.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Don't want to celebrate someone losing their job but... thank god.

This guy sucked and I have no idea how he had so many high level jobs in this town.

 

[DancingPanther]

I’m elite™ at Jeopardy, bb.

I love the f***ing hustle out there

 

[Starat327]

I’m elite™ at Jeopardy, bb.

Your relDD says otherwise.

 

[Magua]

Your relDD says otherwise.

Oh?

 

[Starat327]

Oh?

Daily Doubles, ya perv. Get your mind outta the waterfall.

 

[Magua]

Daily Doubles, ya perv. Get your mind outta the waterfall.

Like Magua’s sachem always said, “Don’t go chasing waterfalls.”

 

[Starat327]

Like Magua’s sachem always said, “Don’t go chasing waterfalls.”

 

[Beef Invictus]

Like Magua’s sachem always said, “Don’t go chasing waterfalls.”

You literally chased a waterfall and cornered your quarry as a result. You should be staunchly in favor of chasing waterfalls.

 

[DancingPanther]

Your relDD says otherwise.

If you knew anything you'd know the eye test is all that matters

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

At least 232 cars were towed early this morning, when Chicago’s winter overnight parking ban went into effect. Here’s how to avoid getting ticketed or towed.

Can you park there? It’s the time of year when you need to think twice about claiming that open spot on the street.

Since the ban went into effect overnight, 232 cars were towed, according to Cristina Villarreal, director of public affairs for Chicago’s Department of Streets & Sanitation. That’s down slightly from 248 towed cars on Dec. 1, 2019.

The city’s winter overnight parking ban begins Tuesday, Dec. 1, prohibiting parking on 107 miles of main streets from 3 a.m. to 7 a.m. — regardless of snow — until April 1, 2021. Another 500 miles of streets prohibit parking after two inches of snow or more falls, no matter the time of day or the date.

Lol. Screw these cities.

 

[Lord Defect]

If you knew anything you'd know the eye test is all that matters

I’m more of a touchy feel-y kind of guy

 

[Lord Defect]

At least 232 cars were towed early this morning, when Chicago’s winter overnight parking ban went into effect. Here’s how to avoid getting ticketed or towed.



Lol. Screw these cities.

Wow. They have one of the highest murder rates but sure, crack down on that illegal parking issue.